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- Minnesota Man To State Gov’t: ‘Did You Guys Know Gays Are Ejaculating Into Each Others’ Butts?’
- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.12.13
- Oh, Hey, Eva Longoria Bikini Pics
- Halle Berry Confirms Her Breasts Will Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’
- Gerard Butler Remembers Brandi Glanville Now
- That’s No Couch. That’s A Sectional.
- Sarah Palin’s Writing A Book About Christmas
- I Know You’re Doing Sexy Stuff Behind Behind That Sheet, Emma Stone
- Alessandra Ambrosio Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News
| Minnesota Man To State Gov’t: ‘Did You Guys Know Gays Are Ejaculating Into Each Others’ Butts?’ Posted: 12 Mar 2013 06:14 PM PDT  Meet Mike Frey. He’s a “concerned Minnesotan father and husband” who apparently just now learned how gay sex works, and what he discovered not only frightened him, but triggered every synapse in his brain that makes sure he has no fucking clue what he’s talking about. You see, Minnesota is getting ready to pass a Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.12.13 Posted: 12 Mar 2013 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster Read More ... |
| Oh, Hey, Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Posted: 12 Mar 2013 11:54 AM PDT        Thanks to my love of reaching for low-hanging fruit, and not at all because of her small stature, I almost missed these bikini photos of Eva Longoria in Rio. I have nothing against dwarves nor their levitating prince and his psychic war on alien ghosts. You can tell her I said that. Photos: GADE/AKM-GSIRead More ... |
| Halle Berry Confirms Her Breasts Will Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Posted: 12 Mar 2013 09:02 AM PDT        Despite not getting along with Bryan Singer at all during X2 and openly hating how under-used her character was, Halle Berry suddenly loves the X-Men movies now because she’s agreed to come back as Storm in X-Men: Days of Future Past. Via HuffPo: She was appearing on “The Tonight Show” where she said she agreed Read More ... |
| Gerard Butler Remembers Brandi Glanville Now Posted: 12 Mar 2013 09:00 AM PDT        “I said I remembered ya lass now bring yer wee bonnie behind to the portajohn already – G” Last year, after joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville needed more publicity than just LeAnn Rimes stealing her husband, so she blurted out on Watch What Happens Live that she banged Read More ... |
| That’s No Couch. That’s A Sectional. Posted: 12 Mar 2013 08:55 AM PDT        Last week, I made fun of Kim Kardashian for having a (fake) miscarriage scare which might’ve been caused by her exercising too much because she thinks her ass is a “couch.” So following in the gentlemanly footsteps of Gerard Butler, I just wanted to say, Jesus Christ, was she right. That was a valid concern. Read More ... |
| Sarah Palin’s Writing A Book About Christmas Posted: 12 Mar 2013 08:14 AM PDT        Nope, this is the right photo. Sarah Palin may have been the second person since Glenn Beck to be too full of shit for FOX News, but that doesn’t mean she can’t run like hell with their “War on Christmas” schtick by releasing her new book, “A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas.” A book Read More ... |
| I Know You’re Doing Sexy Stuff Behind Behind That Sheet, Emma Stone Posted: 12 Mar 2013 07:03 AM PDT        Here’s Emma Stone (Wearing girl underwear!!) filming The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in New York yesterday with Shailene Woodley where their characters are definitely having awesome lesbian porch sex behind that sheet, or they’re filming the pivotal scene where Gwen Stacy explains to Mary Jane how to bang Spider-Man after she’s dead. “So he likes it Read More ... |
| Alessandra Ambrosio Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News Posted: 12 Mar 2013 06:39 AM PDT        - Tom Hardy holding a puppy will make you menstruate. - Brad Pitt has a bloated carb face. - A woman’s abs are something like magic. - MTV let Rebel Wilson straddle Channing Tatum because apparently death is funny to them. - Gisele Bundchen looked like this when she was Read More ... |
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