The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- The Crap We Missed – We Got Hacked Edition
- Kate Upton Might Be Some Kid’s Prom Date
- Hey, AMC, Leave Jon Hamm’s Penis Alone
- Katy Perry & John Mayer Broke Up. Again.
- Teen Mom Farrah Got Arrested For DUI
- This ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ Animation Is Why We Have An Internet And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – We Got Hacked Edition Posted: 20 Mar 2013 05:31 PM PDT        So in case you haven’t noticed the fact the site’s been offline for six hours just like you didn’t notice my new haircut, asshole, we had an epic clusterfuck today that gave me the absolute joy of watching six years of work evaporate into penis cream spam. But we’re back now, and through some incredible Read More ... |
| Kate Upton Might Be Some Kid’s Prom Date Posted: 20 Mar 2013 10:44 AM PDT  Over the weekend, high school senior Jake Davidson posted a video to YouTube asking Kate Upton to be his prom date which she surprisingly responded to because apparently all those tweets about smothering me to death with her tits weren’t “Degrassi” enough for her. We’ll see about that… *steals Drake’s wheelchair* People reports: “You had Read More ... |
| Hey, AMC, Leave Jon Hamm’s Penis Alone Posted: 20 Mar 2013 09:20 AM PDT        Of all the natural wonders of the world, Jon Hamm's penis truly hangs mightily above them all. A girthuous gift from God himself to remind us, his most beloved creation, that sometimes a penis can be a masterful work of art, and if one should attempt to hide such beauty with garments of thread, they Read More ... |
| Katy Perry & John Mayer Broke Up. Again. Posted: 20 Mar 2013 08:13 AM PDT        “My penis found out you’re friends with Rihanna. I’m so sorry.” Despite, or possibly because of, all that marriage talk in Rolling Stone last month, Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up again, according to Us Weekly: “It’s sad,” one pal tells Us, but cautions that it might not be a permanent break. “It’s not Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Farrah Got Arrested For DUI Posted: 20 Mar 2013 06:22 AM PDT        The last time I posted about Teen Mom Farrah, she was bragging about tweezing a three-year-old’s unibrow in her sleep because apparently toddlers don’t respond well to waxing. Who knew? So naturally it was only matter of time until she did something equally retarded like, oh I dunno, almost plowing into a cop car while Read More ... |
| This ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ Animation Is Why We Have An Internet And Other News Posted: 20 Mar 2013 06:00 AM PDT  - Ugly Americans animator Adam Brown perfectly nails what a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon would’ve looked like if Bill Watterson wasn’t (rightfully) terrified it’d be a commercialized shit sandwich. - Katie Holmes‘ personality still hasn’t fully recovered from all those Theta rays. - One Direction fans want to murder a puppy now, Read More ... |
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