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- Ashley Tisdale & Claudia Romani In Bikinis: The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 3.5.13
- Ashton Kutcher Didn’t Drain All The Awesome Out of Mila Kunis. Yet.
- Miss Teen Delaware Only Made $1,500 For The Porn That Everybody’s Seen At Least Once Now
- Jesus Christ, The New ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer
- Selena Gomez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?
- Amanda Seyfried Would Like Anne Hathaway To Not Stab Her With Her Oscar
- Rihanna Doesn’t Know How Bras Work, Is A Serious Fashion Designer
- Yup, This Sums Up Bill Clinton’s Presidency Accurately And Other News
| Ashley Tisdale & Claudia Romani In Bikinis: The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 3.5.13 Posted: 05 Mar 2013 01:14 PM PST        A large chunk of Photo Boy’s day is sifting through hundreds of photos for just the right shot of Prince Charles at a Swine Grooming Festival. Unfortunately, I don’t have time for that, but I do have time to stuff this post full of Ashley Tisdale and Claudia Romani‘s asses in bikinis like a thick, Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Didn’t Drain All The Awesome Out of Mila Kunis. Yet. Posted: 05 Mar 2013 12:21 PM PST  Press junkets for movies are incredibly bland and boring, so here’s Mila Kunis promoting Oz The Great And Powerful on BBC Radio 1 where she finds out it’s her interviewer’s first time with a celebrity – Or a “famous,” in the Queen’s tongue. – and literally jumps at the chance to bail this kid out Read More ... |
| Miss Teen Delaware Only Made $1,500 For The Porn That Everybody’s Seen At Least Once Now Posted: 05 Mar 2013 11:33 AM PST  And now comes the part where the Miss Teen Delaware story gets depressing which is surprising considering it involves porn and naked beauty pageant winners. There’s usually unicorns at the end of this rainbow. Mechanical, vibrating ones, but unicorns nonetheless. Anyway, apparently Melissa King only made $1,500 for her porn video that ruined her career Read More ... |
| Jesus Christ, The New ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer Posted: 05 Mar 2013 10:01 AM PST  I’m trying to remind myself that the trailers for Iron Man 2 were awesome while the movie.. not so much, but I’m sorry, was that Robert Downey Jr. firing double Uzis while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around in a bra? Welp, not even going to pretend this isn’t happening. *bends over* Money’s on the table. Call Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone? Posted: 05 Mar 2013 09:28 AM PST        There’s really not much to say about Selena Gomez‘s butt in a swimsuit that wouldn’t turn into a 800-page novel where my penis is a stoic, misunderstood Lamborghini trying to find it’s way back to Butt Mountain in the midst of the Civil War. (Disney, call me.). So to make these pics even better, below Read More ... |
| Amanda Seyfried Would Like Anne Hathaway To Not Stab Her With Her Oscar Posted: 05 Mar 2013 08:16 AM PST        If you’re wondering how Anne Hathaway ended up in a nipple dress during her big Oscar night, turns out Amanda Seyfried was going to wear the same dress as Anne causing her to straight flip the fuck out and keep a team of stylists trapped in her house for hours. So now that the whole Read More ... |
| Rihanna Doesn’t Know How Bras Work, Is A Serious Fashion Designer Posted: 05 Mar 2013 07:18 AM PST        Rihanna launched her new River Island clothing line in London last night where she apparently decided to show up in an almost see-through dress with nothing on underneath. Then again, we’re dealing with a woman who wants to help Chris Brown procreate, so we should honestly be impressed she shows up anywhere and proceeds to Read More ... |
| Yup, This Sums Up Bill Clinton’s Presidency Accurately And Other News Posted: 05 Mar 2013 06:06 AM PST  - Bill Clinton The Lady Killer - It’s Charlie Hunnam‘s time to be the next big movie star even though no one knows who I’m talking about unless I say Jax from Sons of Anarchy. - Brendon Fraser can’t live on $205,000 a month. - Mind the gap. Read More ... |
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