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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.19.13
- Lindsay Lohan Got 90 Days of Rehab Instead of 30 Days House Arrest Because Her Lawyer’s An Idiot
- Well, Son of A Gun, Britney Spears Can Golf
- Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren
- Bret Michaels Thinks Kim Kardashian And Eva Longoria Are The Same Person
- Selena Gomez & David Letterman Laugh About Making Justin Bieber Cry. Are Dead Now.
- If It’s Wrong To Carry Peter Dinklage Around In A Coffee Cup, I Don’t Want To Be Right And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.19.13 Posted: 19 Mar 2013 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not even going to lie is mostly The Breasts We Missed from the G.I. Joe: Retalliation and Olympus Has Fallen premieres. And sure, it seems crass to selectively showcase only those women, but you might want to save those kind of complaints for someone who didn’t Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Got 90 Days of Rehab Instead of 30 Days House Arrest Because Her Lawyer’s An Idiot Posted: 19 Mar 2013 12:05 PM PDT        As Todd over at IDLIYTW points out, Lindsay Lohan could’ve had a relatively easy 30 days of house arrest had she simply agreed to one of several plea deals from the DA’s office, but instead she trusted her new, free dipshit lawyer Mark Heller to prove her innocence despite the fact the only legal maneuvers Read More ... |
| Well, Son of A Gun, Britney Spears Can Golf Posted: 19 Mar 2013 11:21 AM PDT        I’ve been joking for the past week or two that’s there’s no way Britney Spears met her new boyfriend David Lucado during a game of golf, yet here she is actually being allowed to handle a club over the weekend and without a single person standing by with a chair and whip. I’m guessing they Read More ... |
| Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren Posted: 19 Mar 2013 09:55 AM PDT        Yesterday, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made the odd choice of announcing they’re dating on Facebook, complete with weird, forced Olan Mills couples portraits, which they actually thought would earn them some privacy. Instead, they were photographed at Tiger’s daughter’s baseball game last night where Lindsey sat in the car for an hour because Elin Read More ... |
| Bret Michaels Thinks Kim Kardashian And Eva Longoria Are The Same Person Posted: 19 Mar 2013 08:43 AM PDT        I was going to post about this yesterday, but then a bunch more important stuff happened, and this is me whenever I realize I can’t avoid a Kardashian post. So above is Bret Michaels posing with Kim Kardashian which he tweeted to Eva Longoria on her birthday because he thought it was her. Later, he’d Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez & David Letterman Laugh About Making Justin Bieber Cry. Are Dead Now. Posted: 19 Mar 2013 07:42 AM PDT        While promoting Spring Breakers on Letterman last night, Selena Gomez talked about how much she loves being single and how easy it is to make Justin Bieber cry even though he’s obviously a hard motherfucker who sits in a big boy seat. She probably has him confused with someone else. Via Us Weekly: “Last time Read More ... |
| Posted: 19 Mar 2013 06:53 AM PDT        - Remember when we were all beginning to slightly tolerate Justin Timberlake? That’s gone now. It’s gone. - Oh, like Khloe couldn’t smell their vaginas from the other room. - Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? - Dennis Rodman doesn’t remember being married to Carmen Electra. - The Best James Read More ... |
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