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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.26.13
- I Better Get To Fight Jesus: The Superficial’s First Impressions of ‘Bioshock Infinite’
- Usher Wants To Find Another Justin Bieber On ‘The Voice.’ That Doesn’t Concern Anyone?
- Bertney’s Smokin’ In Her Berkini, Ya’ll!
- Kim Kardashian Says She Only Weighs 140 Pounds
- Lindsay Lohan Wouldn’t Sign Rehab Plea Deal If It Made Her Miss Coachella
- Oh Good, Jim Carrey’s Going To Solve America’s Gun Problem With A Silly Song
- Hilary Duff Can Wear Short Shorts Again And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.26.13 Posted: 26 Mar 2013 12:05 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s already starting to lose steam because of the upcoming holiday. And Jesus said unto her, “I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; now plaster thy breasts with paints, turn slightly and yeah, just tilt the bounty Read More ... |
| I Better Get To Fight Jesus: The Superficial’s First Impressions of ‘Bioshock Infinite’ Posted: 26 Mar 2013 12:00 PM PDT  As Photo Boy pointed out earlier, first thing this morning I ran out and picked up a copy of Bioshock Infinite for PS3 then left him with specific instructions to post hillbilly boobs and alert everyone Usher‘s going to molest again while I spent a few hours poking into this – so far – goddamn Read More ... |
| Usher Wants To Find Another Justin Bieber On ‘The Voice.’ That Doesn’t Concern Anyone? Posted: 26 Mar 2013 10:30 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Since being hilariously outed by Mos Def for anally penetrating Justin Bieber into our lives, Usher‘s kept a keen eye on talented young children in the search for his next prodigy, or “grooming” as the Special Victims Unit calls it. Via Hollywood Life: It's ultimately your passion. wanna know Read More ... |
| Bertney’s Smokin’ In Her Berkini, Ya’ll! Posted: 26 Mar 2013 09:30 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Since I’m admittedly clueless about video games and ultimately just Fish’s coffee bitch peon, I had no idea what the hell ‘BioShock’ was or that it came out at midnight last night to long lines of people I’d call nerds if I didn’t work for them and/or silently fear that they’ll Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Says She Only Weighs 140 Pounds Posted: 26 Mar 2013 08:19 AM PDT        Yesterday, you guys clicked the shit out of Kim Kardashian waddling around in whatever the hell this outfit is because she’s a pullout sofa with a king size bed now. Except if you ask Kim, she’ll tell you she’s only 140 pounds which is exactly what she did to Maria Menounos on Extra: "There are Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Wouldn’t Sign Rehab Plea Deal If It Made Her Miss Coachella Posted: 26 Mar 2013 07:45 AM PDT        On top of getting her lawyer to take a break from witness tampering and fool prosecutors into thinking there’s such a thing as “lockdown rehab,” Lindsay Lohan also made sure facing consequences for her actions wouldn’t interfere with Coachella because she has to be there this year. It’s like super-important. Radar reports: "Lindsay was adamant Read More ... |
| Oh Good, Jim Carrey’s Going To Solve America’s Gun Problem With A Silly Song Posted: 26 Mar 2013 07:00 AM PDT  As most of you know/bitch about I’m pretty liberal and open about how way too fucking easy, not to mention deadly for small children lately, it is to get a gun in this country and that the gun nuts who are obsessed with them are predominantly racist idiots dying for a darkie to break into Read More ... |
| Hilary Duff Can Wear Short Shorts Again And Other News Posted: 26 Mar 2013 05:05 AM PDT        - So that “lockdown rehab” Lindsay Lohan is supposed to go to? Doesn’t exist. - Anyone else taking this as confirmation Gina Carano is definitely going to be Wonder Woman in Justice League or are you all too busy living full, productive lives rife with sexual intrigue? - Remember when your mom Read More ... |
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