Monday, May 30, 2011

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Sex on the Wire: You Can Think Your Way to An Orgasm

Posted: 30 May 2011 10:55 AM PDT

  • Is it possible to be friends with your ex? Yes, but you have to take it slowly. (College Candy)
  • These foods, including edamame and watermelon, can help you improve your sex life. Wait, so boys will still like you if you eat something once in a while? (YourTango)
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might be thinking about getting married! Apparently the couple’s six kids have started to figure out what marriage is and that Mommy and Daddy never had a wedding. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
  • This choreographed father/daughter wedding dance has just become a viral sensation. Wait, is that the Hammer dance? (The Frisky)
  • You can think your way to an orgasm. Don’t tell dudes this fact, though, or they’ll have an excuse for skipping foreplay. (Blisstree)
  • Breaking news: you cannot make a guy change. The sooner you understand this, the better your life will be. (The College Crush)

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Sex on the Wire: You Can Think Your Way to An Orgasm

Which Celebrities Got Married Over Memorial Day Weekend?

Posted: 30 May 2011 10:47 AM PDT

A long weekend is a perfect time to get married, and quite a few celebrity couples got hitched this Memorial Day, including:

Candice Crawford and Tony Romo

The football star and the beauty queen got married in Texas yesterday. Candice’s brother, Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford was there, and Tony’s boss, Dallas Cowboys team owner Jerry Jones, had to get special permission from the NFL to attend because of the current lockout situation.

 

 

 

 

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Which Celebrities Got Married Over Memorial Day Weekend?

Warmongering With ‘Game of Thrones’: In the Game of Thrones, You Win or You Die

Posted: 30 May 2011 09:45 AM PDT

Tally up another major character death in this week’s episode of Game of Thrones– and it’s certainly not a turn for the best. The landscape of Westeros shifts and betrayals abound. Who’s betraying who? Find out here!

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Warmongering With ‘Game of Thrones’: In the Game of Thrones, You Win or You Die

Gallery: 12 Celebrities Wearing All White on Memorial Day

Posted: 30 May 2011 09:00 AM PDT

It’s Memorial Day, which means you’re now free to wear as much white as you want until Labor Day. These celebrities are wasting no time wearing their favorite white ensembles.

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Gallery: 12 Celebrities Wearing All White on Memorial Day

Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight Announce Split On Their Anniversary

Posted: 30 May 2011 08:00 AM PDT

Inaugural America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry and former Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight have announced that they are divorcing. Today’s announcement is particularly meaningful because today is their five year wedding anniversary. Damn, that is cold.

The unlikely couple met on Vh1′s reality show The Surreal Life and got their own spinoff show about their newlywed life, My Fair Brady. Some of the drama on the show came from their age difference, their uncertainty about whether to have a baby, and Adrianne’s attraction to women, which culminated in a huge fight when Adrianne and a female friend posed for a provocative photoshoot as a birthday gift for Christopher.

My prediction for what will happen next? Christopher will go back to his normal, low-key life, and Adrianne will start dating Paris Hilton‘s castoffs and making the rounds at C-list L.A. hotspots like Millions of Milkshakes.

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Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight Announce Split On Their Anniversary

Snap This: Lea Michele Left a Souvenir on Broadway

Posted: 30 May 2011 07:25 AM PDT

Before she was Rachel Berry on Glee, Lea Michele was a Broadway star. Her breakout role was as Wendla in the musical Spring Awakening, where she costarred with now-BFF Jonathan Groff (aka Jesse St James). The show was in the Eugene O’Neill Theater in New York. Fast forward a couple of years, and that same theater is hosting the megahit musical Book of Mormon, which was written by South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. One of the show’s stars, Andrew Rannells, found a little surprise in his dressing room – a message that Lea had scrawled under a table back in her Spring Awakening days. Andrew, have you considered trying to sell that on eBay?

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Snap This: Lea Michele Left a Souvenir on Broadway

Video Gallery: Songs with the Word ‘Summer’ In the Title

Posted: 27 May 2011 12:15 PM PDT

Okay, summer may not officially start until June, but it’s warm out and people are hitting the beach for Memorial Day weekend, so it’s summertime in my book. To get the party started, I’ve made a playlist of songs with the word “Summer” in the title. Think I missed one? Leave your own picks in the comments.

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Video Gallery: Songs with the Word ‘Summer’ In the Title

Crush Links: Rob Kardashian Doesn’t Think Kim Will Get Hitched

Posted: 30 May 2011 10:00 AM PDT

  • Rob Kardashian doesn’t think his newly-engaged sister Kim Kardashian will actually make it down the aisle with fiance Kris Humphries, even though they’re a great match for each other.  (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
  • Which movie is better: Bridesmaids or The Hangover 2? This blogger thinks Bridesmaids is the superior movie, and it has nothing to do with gender. (College Candy)
  • Keira Knightley‘s new man is named James Righton, and he went to visit her on her film set. Sure sounds like love to us. (Lainey Gossip)
  • Chyna Phillips says that she wrote “Hold On” for Wilson Phillips as a reminder to stay strong and not become a “Hollywood statistic.” Wait, so she didn’t just write it so chicks had something to sing at karaoke? (The Frisky)
  • So maybe she doesn’t have everything: Gwyneth Paltrow‘s record deal fell through. We predict that next week’s GOOP will be all about how to cope with loss by jetting off to an exotic island with your rock star husband. (Betty Confidential)
  • She may have lost American Idol, but Lauren Alaina gives good interview. She told Piers Morgan that when people don’t make it through America’s Got Talent auditions, they walk down the hall and try out for Idol instead. (MyDaily)

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Crush Links: Rob Kardashian Doesn’t Think Kim Will Get Hitched

Leah Messer Talks About Her Divorce from Corey Simms, Says She’s Not Dating

Posted: 30 May 2011 10:48 AM PDT

Ever since Teen Mom 2 stars Leah Messer and Corey Simms announced their divorce, there have been plenty of stories about Corey hooking up with other chicks like Amber Scaggs and Jordan Humble. However, there was just one report about Leah moving on – In Touch claimed that Leah was hooking up with Corey’s best friend, a guy named Tyler. (Because you know what the Teen Mom franchise needs? More people named Tyler.) Leah took to her Facebook page to clear up the rumor and reported that Tyler is actually dating one of Leah’s friends, a chick named Kayla. Leah’s best friend Amy LaDawn, who moderates Leah’s official Facebook fan page, refuted the rumor as well. Leah then wrote this message:

I just want to clear something up.. First off, I dont Agree with "TEAM COREY" && "TEAM LEAH" pages, I think their [sic] immature. I appreciate the support I really do and it means the world to me, but Theres is more than just Leah and Corey here.. There is Leah, Corey, ALIANNAH, and ALEEAH && this whole taking sides stuff my babies will see one day && I am their mother and its my job to protect them the best way I can.

Good for Leah for remaining mature and realizing that she and Corey need to stay committed to raising their kids, even if they’re not together. She added to her post later to specify that she and Corey are legally separated, but not yet divorced. (Some states require a separation period before proper divorce proceedings can begin.) Leah stressed that she and Corey are not getting back together, and that she’s not thinking about dating right now. Smart girl.

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Leah Messer Talks About Her Divorce from Corey Simms, Says She’s Not Dating

Terrible Summer Movie Sequels Need A Drink(ing Game)

Posted: 29 May 2011 02:40 PM PDT

It’s summer. That means that it’s the time of summer movies. Many of these movies will be terrible; and yet, we will all go see them anyway. This is a strange phenomenon that scientists have yet to figure out. In the meantime, though, all of these terrible movies can be made much more palatable with the judicious application of alcohol. Also, not that this game is applicable to any sequel to any movie that has already come out or will be coming out in the near future: Pirates 4, The Hangover: Part II, Cars 2, Kung Fu Panda 2, and so on and so forth. Now pick your poison, head to the cinema, and hope for the best!

You honestly really liked the first movie: Take one drink.
You hop fervently the second one is at least okay: Take one drink and hope for the best.
You know in your heart that the second one will NOT be okay: Take a drink for each time your heart sinks.
You didn’t really like the first one, you know the second won’t be any good, and you’re STILL going to see it: Take at least three drinks. More if needed. And ask yourself the following question:

You’re going to it because a friend is dragging you to it: Take one drink and know that your friend owes you one.
You’re going to it because a significant other is dragging you to it: Take one drink and know that your sig other owes you several.
It’s a reboot: Maybe there’s hope yet. Take one fortifying drink.
It’s in 3D: Take one drink for each dimension.
The franchise has been dead for longer than 5 years: Take one drink for each year it’s been dead.
The franchise is getting revived after being dead for longer than 5 years: Take one drink for each year it’s been dead, followed by an number of drinks equaling the number of the movie (4 drinks for Spy Kids 4, etc.)
It’s a horror movie: Take one drink while hiding your eyes.

A funny joke from a previous movie is reused: Take one drink for each joke.
It’s not funny anymore: Take two drinks for each joke.
Bonus for trilogies or more: It stopped being funny three movies ago: Take three drinks for each joke.
The characters have become caricatures of themselves: Take a drink for each character.
The plot is recycled from a previous movie: Take five drinks. You’re going to need them.
It was directed by Michael Bay: Drink deep, my friend. Drink deep.

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Terrible Summer Movie Sequels Need A Drink(ing Game)

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