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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.27.11
- Lindsay’s House Arrest Sounds Draconian, And She Made a Bikini Movie
- Rihanna Wants You to See Something and Other News
- Snooki’s Taking Diet Pills Now
- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night
- Charlie Sheen’s Finally Getting His Porn House
- Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Will Be Televised. Of Course.
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.27.11 Posted: 27 May 2011 11:00 AM PDT    Fish and I roll out for the long weekend. Welcome to the Friday Edition of The Crap We Missed coming at you a little early so we can get this extended guys’ weekend started. (We’re just like Leo!) But if you think the homoeroticism ends there, SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER! It’s getting cheeseburgers all over your floor. Greco-Romanly yours, - Read More ... |
| Lindsay’s House Arrest Sounds Draconian, And She Made a Bikini Movie Posted: 27 May 2011 09:55 AM PDT    Lindsay Lohan started her house arrest yesterday, and just in case you didn’t think her sentence was cushy enough, she’s allowed to have as many visitors as she wants on top of no longer taking blood or alcohol tests. It’ll be a miracle if she makes it through the night. RadarOnline reports: Under the terms of Read More ... |
| Rihanna Wants You to See Something and Other News Posted: 27 May 2011 09:08 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Why would anyone think Matthew Vaughn wanted to bang January Jones? - Courtney Love is like Mother Teresa. She was really into heroin and large penis, right? - Maybe Amy Winehouse should give her a call. - Roseanne Barr might be on Are You There Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea. - Read More ... |
| Snooki’s Taking Diet Pills Now Posted: 27 May 2011 08:15 AM PDT    Because apparently the Cookie Diet doesn’t work (Who knew?), Snooki is reportedly knocking back Zantrex-3 diet pills now, according to a press release you people won’t stop forwarding me. I’m not entirely sure how they work – if they even are working judging by these photos – but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night Posted: 27 May 2011 06:48 AM PDT    And possibly right now. Here’s a very affectionate Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez continuing their Hawaiian vacation in Maui yesterday, and if this doesn’t look like a kid who got laid last night, I don’t know how else you explain this photo of them playing pat-a-cake. Show me a couple who doesn’t do that first thing Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen’s Finally Getting His Porn House Posted: 27 May 2011 06:25 AM PDT  He can barely contain himself. Because cocaine told him there’s no way a live show wouldn’t reap him $100 bajillion, Charlie Sheen’s Beverly Hills mansion is up for sale. Except within 24 hours of hit going on the market, it’s already got a bidder, according to TMZ: Sources connected to the deal tell us … the bigwigs Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Will Be Televised. Of Course. Posted: 27 May 2011 05:00 AM PDT    Because the holy union between man and woman should be a sacred and intimate event, forever intertwining two lives in the eyes of God, it only makes sense that Kris Jenner is taking bids on airing Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ wedding which was, of course, the entire point of their engagement once everyone realized Read More ... |
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