Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

God Loves Scotty McCreery More Than Lauren Alaina

Posted: 25 May 2011 09:22 PM PDT

   
And this is why I told Clay Aiken and Michael Westen not to make a baby. Scotty McCreery (above) triumphed over Lauren Alaina on the Season 10 finale of American Idol tonight and apparently owes it all to the big guy upstairs, according to People: It’s been a year since me and Lauren Alaina tried out now,” Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.25.11

Posted: 25 May 2011 01:30 PM PDT

   
I know I’ve seen those glasses before… And here we are at the Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where we ask important questions like, “Would you be more pissed if you had to wear a turtle neck while eating Italian ice with a toothpick, or you bought a book that gave you AIDS?” Read More ...

Hilary Duff is Subtle

Posted: 25 May 2011 12:30 PM PDT

   
So, wait, are the melons supposed to represent that time she blew her fiance right after he proposed, or is there some sort of deeper meaning I’m not getting here? Because I want to say they stand for apartheid, but then she starts doing that over-exaggerated winking thing and bowling with them. Sarah Palin? No… Read More ...

It’s Safe Now, America. Jessica Alba’s Here.

Posted: 25 May 2011 11:30 AM PDT

   
Hollywood actress Jessica Alba graced the halls of Capitol Hill yesterday afternoon, bringing with her a fierce determination to rid kids of chemicals or something, and momentary lapses in decorum to remind everyone she’s pregnant which, clearly, they should’ve already been aware of. She’s Jessica Alba. ABC News reports: "Is it too hot in here?" Alba, Read More ...

Kendra Shot Fireworks Out of Her Boobs

Posted: 25 May 2011 10:50 AM PDT

   
“I’m like, ‘What is it about my boobs?’ Just because I’m a Playboy girl they have to use my boobs as their little attack weapon thing.” - Kendra Wilkinson seriously wondering out loud why the Dancing With The Stars judges can’t stop mentioning her breasts. Photo: Splash News, WENN Read More ...

Justin Bieber Takes Selena Gomez on Dates With Chris Brown

Posted: 25 May 2011 09:47 AM PDT

   
“Babe, she looked at his cellphone. Is this going to be a thing? Are you gonna make this a thing? You’re making this a thing.” Like most of us at 17, Justin Bieber is still learning the ropes of having a girlfriend and figuring out things to do to kill time between dry-humpings. Except while some Read More ...

The Nipply Reign of Terror is Over and Other News

Posted: 25 May 2011 09:43 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Britney Spears wants Kellan Lutz. - This is the most retarded PSA I’ve ever seen. - Brad Pitt shaved his goatee. - Which was merely a clever diversion while Angelina Jolie stole this baby. - Fergie is the Houdini of penis-tucking. - Elle Macpherson wore this to pick Read More ...

Olivia Wilde’s With Bradley Cooper Now. Why Not?

Posted: 25 May 2011 08:39 AM PDT

   
When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn’t everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? — Eh, you’re all dicks. Anyway, she’s reportedly dating Bradley Cooper now, and the two were “inseparable” over the weekend if you haven’t seen the 8,000 breathless reports Read More ...

Pippa Middleton Flashed Her Panties! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Posted: 25 May 2011 07:35 AM PDT

   
Now that we’ve acknowledged Kim Kardashian’s engagement for five minutes (I’m getting soft in my old age.), let’s move on to what really matters to today’s Internet: Namely Pippa Middleton flashing her panties and getting photographed in a tight skirt. Again, I’m not really seeing the attraction here, but after looking at Armenian butt implants Read More ...

Kim Kardashian is Engaged

Posted: 25 May 2011 07:00 AM PDT

   
“Ohmygod the publicity! I mean, yes, yes! I do!” Because he has the same exact name as her mom right down to the spelling, of course, Kim Kardashian said yes to Kris Humphries when he proposed exactly a week ago today, just in time to make it into the latest People. He thought of everything! Her boyfriend Read More ...

Gary Shirley is Too Fat For Handcuffs

Posted: 25 May 2011 05:00 AM PDT

   
“Girl, I’mma make love to you until a baby comes out.. did we finish those chili fries?” Seen here drunkenly celebrating Amber Portwood’s 21st birthday, Gary Shirley was arrested yesterday for driving with a suspended license after police could hear Amber screaming at him from outside of his car which I’m assuming had something to do Read More ...
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