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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.18.11
- ♫ Wookiee Wallet in Redddd… ♫
- Katt Williams: ‘Kirk Cameron is Brilliant, Stephen Hawking is Just a Cripple’
- Brad Pitt Tried to Hire a Nanny That Looks Like Jennifer Aniston
- Lars von Trier: ‘Kirsten Dunst Wants to Do Porn.’ Also, Something About Nazis.
- Alison Brie is Confusing Me and Other News
- There’s The Wife-Beater
- Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini
- Kirk Cameron on Stephen Hawking: ‘He Ain’t So Smart’
- Patrick Schwarzenegger Changed His Name to Patrick Shriver
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.18.11 Posted: 18 May 2011 02:55 PM PDT    Welcome to the Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost all women with the exception of a few oddly dressed gay men, Gavin Rossdale showing The Gropemonstah the appropriate leering distance, and The Situation trying to deal with the stress of the Snook-a-like walking around Italy with his body airbrushed onto herself. Addio Bella! - Photo Read More ... |
| Posted: 18 May 2011 01:55 PM PDT    Because there’s been too much religion jibber-jabber, and not enough sexy photos, here’s Khloe Kardashian walking around LA in hot red pants today. Think of these as sweet Sasquatch-labia icing on top of Jesus Christ, what am I writing? Okay, let’s not do that, and how about everyone puts some tape over those words? Because Read More ... |
| Katt Williams: ‘Kirk Cameron is Brilliant, Stephen Hawking is Just a Cripple’ Posted: 18 May 2011 01:04 PM PDT    For those of you hoping for a Heavenly warrior to ride forth and end the battle between Kirk Cameron and Stephen Hawking by proving there’s unquestionably one true Lord above, your prayers have been answered. — Ha! Just kidding. Katt Williams just said a bunch of crazy shit to TMZ. Oh my god, you should’ve Read More ... |
| Brad Pitt Tried to Hire a Nanny That Looks Like Jennifer Aniston Posted: 18 May 2011 11:55 AM PDT    Because this narrative never gets old, Brad Pitt still secretly yearns for Jennifer Aniston so much that now he’s hiring nannies that look just like her behind Angelina Jolie’s back. He’s like the Coyote trying to catch the Road Runner if the Road Runner always had really hard nips. Via Hollywood Life: "When Angie found out, Read More ... |
| Lars von Trier: ‘Kirsten Dunst Wants to Do Porn.’ Also, Something About Nazis. Posted: 18 May 2011 11:12 AM PDT    Holy shit, she can walk in daylight. Get to the church! Because the Internet loves a good Nazi scandal almost as much as its cat photos and porn (In that order.), director Lars von Trier made a couple of nonsensical remarks about being a Nazi at Cannes today prompting the usual politically correct responses. Color me Read More ... |
| Alison Brie is Confusing Me and Other News Posted: 18 May 2011 10:28 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Proof that on a long enough timeline, all selfish, rich, old white people everybody becomes a Republican. - Armie Hammer will be Johnny Depp’s sidekick, The Lone Ranger, in a film focusing on Tonto. I have no idea what I just wrote back there. - Janice Dickinson is not Read More ... |
| Posted: 18 May 2011 09:46 AM PDT    “Whadda ya mean this hotel is flame retardant?” After a shirtless Mel Gibson appeared outside his hotel at Cannes yesterday, almost the entire Internet reacted with, “What? No wife-beater?” I think he heard you. Photo: Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News Read More ... |
| Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini Posted: 18 May 2011 09:02 AM PDT    Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, and I like how we’re supposed to pretend she’s still George Clooney’s girlfriend even though they haven’t been photographed together since December. Not to mention, their relationship would be past the two year mark which roughly translates to an eternity when measured in Clooney Time. Read More ... |
| Kirk Cameron on Stephen Hawking: ‘He Ain’t So Smart’ Posted: 18 May 2011 08:00 AM PDT    “I can make that face, too, tough guy.” Kirk Cameron is a high school graduate who starred on a sitcom where his best friend’s name is Boner and then fell headfirst into evangelical Christianity where he makes money telling people the banana is all the proof we need that God exists. Stephen Hawking is a world-renowned Read More ... |
| Patrick Schwarzenegger Changed His Name to Patrick Shriver Posted: 18 May 2011 07:05 AM PDT    As absolutely everyone, including people in his own party, continues to be not even close to surprised by the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love-child with the help and kept it a secret from Maria Shriver while the woman worked in their home and brought the kid around for a decade, Patrick Schwarzenegger has Read More ... |
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