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Linnocent bought a $100K Porsche with her “modeling” earnings
Christina Aguilera looks noticeably rough at the Michael Jackson tribute
Heidi Bivens is sick of Justin Theroux & Jennifer Aniston being loved up in NYC
Liev Schreiber allegedly cheated on Naomi Watts, reports The Dirty
Michael Fassbender at the NYC premiere of ‘Shame’: sexy or methy?
Kristin Davis adopted a baby girl named Gemma Rose Davis

Linnocent bought a $100K Porsche with her “modeling” earnings

Posted: 09 Oct 2011 07:10 AM PDT

Linnocent is finally back from her whirlwind call-girl tour of Europe. Well, really just Italy and France, but she definitely got around and she definitely made some money. Some may argue that she just has some new-found funds from her "modeling gig" for Phillip Plein. Some may argue that she's charging thousands per night for the pleasure of her cracked-out company. I think it's a little of column A, a little of column B. Linnocent's hustle involves all manner of shilling, hawking, modeling and whoring.

So with Linnocent back to earning that money, she's decided to blow a big chunk of it on a nice new purchase: a new Porsche. Ugh.

Linnocent is back from her European vacation and the first thing she did when she hit the U.S. was buy a new car - and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that it is a sports car that cost almost $100,000!

The 25-year-old starlet hit up the Porsche dealership in downtown Los Angeles on Thursday where she purchased a brand new Porsche Panamera, which has a sticker price of a whopping $80,000, a source close to Lindsay told RadarOnline.com.

Back in July when Lindsay appeared in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner, she told her that the reason she hadn't started her court mandated therapy sessions was because she was unable to get insurance to foot the bill and she was financially strapped.

And while she just did a photo shoot for Phillip Plein in Italy and is tentatively going to be in the Gotti movie Lindsay doesn't have any other current projects on the table to generate income right now.

So why did she purchase such an expensive car?

Apparently Lindsay's neighbor and ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson recently picked up a similar luxury vehicle from the same dealership and Lindsay was in love with that car so she decided to get one of her own.

Lindsay's rep declined to comment to RadarOnline.com.

[From Radar]

So basically Linnocent decided to blow all of that money just to Single-White-Female/stalk/harass/copy Samantha Ronson. Pathetic.

By the way, have you heard all the stuff that Liv Tyler's mom, Bebe Buell, has been saying about Linnocent? Bebe, the inspiration for Kate Hudson's groupie character in Almost Famous, gave an interview to New York Magazine a few weeks ago where she mentioned what a crappy mother Dina Lohan was and is, and then Bebe just did a new interview with Steppin' Out Magazine, in which Bebe goes overboard talking about Linnocent. Here are some highlights from both pieces:

Bebe on prioritizing her kids: "I always look to Jackie Kennedy. She said something in that little voice of hers [imitates], "If you mess up with your children, what's the point?" I would have suffered if I had not done my best to be the best mother I could be. But I'm not a Momager. I'm not into the Dina Lohan — that stuff makes me seriously, Roman-style puke. I'm not into that. What I did for Liv was a little different. I had a lot of knowledge of the industry, so I was able to steer her correctly through her future and show her how to be professional."

On momagers: "I don't think you should be your daughter's best friend. You've got to be a mother. The other night I was at that Lovecat/V Magazine party during Fashion Week and [Lindsay Lohan] threw a drink on somebody and she was there with her mother. I just know that if my daughter threw a drink on somebody, she'd be over my knee getting an old-fashioned whooping. No matter what age. You don't do things like that. First of all, my daughter would never do something like that. It's not in her nature. You have to have something in your nature to do something like that. I find it tragic, because Lindsay to me is extremely talented. I just wish that she had the influence of somebody like me or somebody around her — not that I have time to wear a manager hat anymore, but I'm just saying that I just don't like these moms that run these careers. How do they even understand the industry? When I was working for my daughter, you had to know when to step aside. The spotlight is not on you. It's on them. These moms, they just don't get it. It kind of upsets me. Because I think you've got to be a mother first and foremost, and I personally think when you're in recovery and trying to get better, you shouldn't be going to parties. You shouldn't be going to parties and your mom shouldn't be going with you. That's my humble opinion."

More on Dina: "Dina Lohan’s relationship with her daughter Lindsay disturbs me. I don’t see a mother and a daughter there. If my beautiful daughter was like that…. I look at Lindsay and I see my own child in her because there’s a great talent there. But if my baby girl got that screwed up I would NOT allow to make her own decisions. I’m sorry! Anybody can think what they want. But I would abduct my child and I would make sure that I didn’t leave her side until she didn’t have those problems anymore. What her mother has done with Lindsay is morally wrong and disgusting. She should back off. Lindsay is the one with the talent. She’s the star. But she also has to be responsible for her own actions. Her mother needs to start being a mother and not yes her to death. Maybe I’m speaking out of turn, it’s none of my business."

Bebe could get Linnocent an Oscar: "If Lindsay spent a year with me I could turn her around. I could have her winning her first Oscar in two years! First I would want to go some place alone with her. I would take her some where in the fresh air. I would want her to tell me what’s happening inside of her and what’s hurting. I would ask her why she needs to feel altered. If she says because it’s fun and it feels good I would feel she has a good chance. Because we all acted up when we were her age. There just weren’t so many camera’s on us back then. But this kid can’t do anything and everybody judges her. She’s so talented. She’s like a young Ann Margret to me. I would just love to build her self esteem and let her see how beautiful she is."

Bebe thinks LL needs to gain weight: "The first thing I would do is put 10 pounds on her. She needs a more Kittenish quality. She’s looking too thin right now. That’s not a good look. And she also needs to go back to being a natural red head. The blonde hair doesn’t work. It ages her. She just needs the right people around her. She’s got it all man. She’s just around people who don’t get it."

More on what Bebe would do for Linnocent: "She needs to stop going out and not being seen for a while. The mother going with her to events and witnessing her throwing drinks and stuff like that infuriates me! It makes me angry! It’s about a lack of education and connection on the mother’s part. I don’t mean school when I say education. I’m talking about the education of the soul. Some people just aren’t elevated. They’re not there yet. She’s driven by money, not spirituality. I gave up the desire for money to be there for my daughter. I feel that’s what Dina should be doing. Be there for Lindsay, like I’m there for Liv."

[From Vulture and Steppin' Out (via Gawker)]

Of course, Bebe also thinks Kris Jenner is a world-class, completely awesome momager, which kind of detracts from the argument she's making about Dina. Still, Bebe is a million times better than Dina, and her advice for Linnocent… well, it would have been good advice three years ago. At this point, I don't think there's any turning back.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Christina Aguilera looks noticeably rough at the Michael Jackson tribute

Posted: 09 Oct 2011 06:28 AM PDT

These are some photos from last night's Michael Jackson tribute concert in Wales. I didn't realize that the concert was supposed to be a big, A-list deal, nor did I realize that so many of A-listers pulled out. The Black Eyed Peas, Jennifer Hudson and several others pulled out of planned performances at the last minute, but Christina Aguilera did not. This is Christina, in case you couldn't tell. She's gone all Aretha Franklin.

Sigh. What can I say? The last time I saw photos of Christina, a few months ago, she was obviously gaining weight from her steady booze-and-funion diet, but she was still able and willing to pour herself into too-tight clothes. She looked puffy and like her clothes were two sizes too small. But she's gained a great deal of weight since then, and now we can't even pretend that she looks healthy. I'm not saying everyone this size isn't healthy - I'm saying Christina looks like hell. Like she's been guzzling vats of vodka and butter with Luke Wilson. No, even Luke Wilson looks healthier.

The tribute concert did include performances by Cee Lo Green, Jamie Foxx, Gladys Knight and Smokey Robinson. And Michael's kids were there too - look at them! Paris looks like Madonna's daughter Lourdes, right?

Back to Christina - here are more photos. She did a costume change halfway through her performance, suddenly deciding to cover up. And she was also out and about with her boy-toy enabler, Matt Rutler. Poor Matt.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Heidi Bivens is sick of Justin Theroux & Jennifer Aniston being loved up in NYC

Posted: 09 Oct 2011 05:51 AM PDT

Throughout this whole Jennifer Aniston-Justin Theroux "romance (from behind) for the ages," Justin's ex-girlfriend Heidi Bivens has stayed quiet. The closest she came to telling her story is when one of her "friends" went to Page Six in June to confirm that Heidi and Justin had just broken up after 14 years together - putting the date of their official breakup as the second week of June.

Now, Justin and Jennifer had been seen together in public several times before the second week of June, and as one of Aniston's Five coworkers said in an interview to People, Justin was hanging around the Five set and being introduced as Jennifer's "boyfriend" back in April. There's also the hair conspiracy with the first batch of Terry Richardson photos, as well as unnamed-source-driven stories in Us Weekly, claiming that Justin and Jennifer had an affair last year while they worked on Wanderlust. So… I don't know, I think it's pretty clear that Jennifer and Justin started (at some point) BEFORE he had ended things with Heidi, and definitely before Heidi moved out of the NYC apartment they shared.

And now another "friend" of Heidi's has gone to the press to talk about how much Heidi hates Jennifer and Justin's New York lovefest:

Justin Theroux’s ex would like Manhattan all to herself!

New York City stylist Heidi Bivens — whom Theroux left after 14 years to take up with Jennifer Aniston, sources say — “has stopped talking to Justin,” a pal tells the new issue of Us Weekly (out now).

“She doesn’t want to know anything about him and Jen,” the pal adds, “though she’d like a heads-up on any marriage or baby news.”

The insider adds that Bivens, 35, “wishes they’d leave NYC already. It’s hard to move on, knowing they’re in the same city.”

Theroux, 40, and Aniston, 42, arrived in NYC in mid-September. They are currently cohabiting at the Horrible Bosses star’s West Village apartment and have often been spotted looking at home good together.

[From Us Weekly]

Is it just me, or is Heidi a truly sympathetic figure in this whole mess? When Justin dumped her, Heidi really wasn't left with much. She had to move out of the apartment they shared, she (likely) didn't have much of a savings and Justin wasn't legally obligated to pay her any alimony because they weren't married… although if Heidi wanted to fight that, I'm sure she could have made a case for common-law marriage. After all, they were together for 14 years. I'm also sympathetic towards her because she hasn't personally come out and said anything, and even on the rare occasion when her "friends" say something, they're not doing a hatchet-job on Justin or Jennifer. It seems like Heidi is just hurt and struggling with the fact that her ex screwed around on her and is now acting like a D-Bag Supreme all around NYC, HER city. Poor girl.

Photos courtesy of Terry's Diary, WENN.

Liev Schreiber allegedly cheated on Naomi Watts, reports The Dirty

Posted: 09 Oct 2011 05:51 AM PDT

A few weeks ago, the site The Dirty "broke" the story about Ashton Kutcher and Sarah Leal. The site likely got the same tip that Star Magazine got, because within a news cycle, Star Magazine's cover story about Ashton's affair (alleged, meh) went public too. My point is that The Dirty can be a reliable source, and that they'll publish "tips" just like the lower-tier tabloids, only the tabloids are more wary of getting sued, so the tabs will do some extra work, like throwing in "allegedly" or getting an unnamed source to "claim" the accusations.

So with that in mind, The Dirty has broken another cheating story, this time about Liev Schreiber. Schreiber has been with Naomi Watts for some-odd six or seven years, and they have two sons together. I've followed the ongoing rumors about Schreiber and Naomi for a while, because I think they do have issues, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least to learn that he has a wandering dong. In the summer of 2010, there were several big rumors that Liev and Naomi were close to splitting, and then when Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds split up at the end of last year, there was some gossip that ScarJo and Liev had something going while they did a Broadway play together - ScarJo even planted a big kiss on Liev when she won her Tony. When Scar's marriage ended, a source told Us Weekly that she and Liev "seemed weirdly close…She would often go for late-night rides on his Vespa."

So, the new story, via The Dirty - here's the first tip:

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live here in Main Beach, Gold Coast, Australia and the word around town is how Liev Schreiber cheated on his beautiful partner Naomi Watts which he has two kids with. Liev has been down here shooting the movie 'Mental' with co-star Toni Collette. The details of Liev's affair will come out Nik so you must break it first like Ashton's romp. It all went down after the Mental wrap party. The girl he supposedly cheated with is Phoebe Roberts. Nik, if you dig deep enough the truth will come out. Good seeing you on TV in Australia, we love you and the dirty.

[From The Dirty]

And here's more information on the girl and the hookup:

Nik, I have no clue how you found out Liev Schreiber and Phoebe Roberts but it is 100% true and everyone here at Main Beach is talking about. Here is a little background on Phoebe Roberts, sometimes she goes by Phoebe Grace, she is the face of KULU Swimwear here down under. Phoebe was Toni Collette's [sic] body double for the movie Mental that they shot here in Australia. On Saturday September 24th, the cast and crew from Mental had their wrap up party at Shuck in Main Beach.

Later that night Liev took Phoebe back to his apartment in Main Beach where they slept together, I am reporting this as I know what happened and feel sickened for his "wife" Naomi Watts and their children… Phoebe isn't shy about this either Nik, she is loving it and everyone in Main Beach thinks she is a celebrity for what she did… Here is her phone number Nik, +61(0) 413*****7… if you have any other questions you have my email Nik.

**Sorry Liev Schreiber, but there are even sources saying they saw Phoebe Roberts leave your place in the morning. Not smooth.

[From The Dirty]

Is this, like, overwhelming, scientific proof? No. It's not. It's just some random reports, random tips from God knows who. Still, I'm buying it. As I said, it wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that Liev has a wandering dong. However, Radar has already picked up the story and Schreiber's rep has already denied it, telling Radar: “This is a complete fabrication and I’m passing it along to Mr. Schreiber’s attorney to handle.” Then on Saturday, Naomi stepped out with one of her sons - and no Liev. Which isn't shocking, really, because she does that all the time, but still.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Michael Fassbender at the NYC premiere of ‘Shame’: sexy or methy?

Posted: 09 Oct 2011 05:49 AM PDT

Yes, Fassbitches. Another Michael Fassbender story. In my defense, there are new photos of him. These are pics from the New York Film Festival premiere of Shame. I'm pretty sure this suit is the same one he wore to the X-Men: First Class premiere. I don't like him in silver or grey. He looks better in blue and black. And green. And naked. But I'll take my Fassie however I can get him.

Several days ago, Michael was at the NYFF premiere of A Dangerous Method, so… I'm very happy that he has two good, solid films to support this awards season. It's very exciting for him, because I'm getting more and more confident that he's going to be nominated for an Oscar this year. I don't know for which one, but if I had to place a bet today, I would say lead actor for Shame, rather than supporting actor for Method. I think that once the Academy sees The Fassdong (the actual dong), they will move heaven and earth to get that dong to the Oscars.

I have mixed feelings about My Fassie at the Oscars as a nominee. I'm mostly happy for him, proud of him, and burning up with lustful anticipation for an awards season that will be full of Fassie. But there's a small part of me that worries that if Fassie is recognized this year, he'll suddenly become very mainstream and "People Magazine's Sexiest Fassdong." The whole point of loving/lusting Fassie is that he's been a dirty, hot, amazing "secret" for so many years. Sigh… not that I would blame every heterosexual woman (and even some of the lesbians) for falling deeply in love with Fassbender. He's amazing.

Oh, I saw that some commenters were discussing which celebrity he should hook up with now, and some of you think it should be Rihanna. Can I just say? I kind of agree. I think Rihanna and Fassie would dirty-hot and amazing together. He likes darker-skinned ladies, she loves big dicks. They both like to drink and party. It's a match made in heaven.

I'm including a recent interview with my Fassie (his voice is so beautiful!) and some photos of Michael's Shame costar, James Badge Dale… I know some of you like Dale, but standing next to Fassbender, he looks like a eunuch.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kristin Davis adopted a baby girl named Gemma Rose Davis

Posted: 09 Oct 2011 05:48 AM PDT

Exciting news for Sex and the City's Kristin Davis - she just became a mom! Well, not "just". Apparently, Kristin adopted a little girl through a domestic adoption process several months ago. Kristin named the baby girl Gemma Rose Davis. As far as I know, Kristin is not in a relationship with a man or a woman (there are rumors that she's a lesbian, but I've never seen anything confirmed), so I'm assuming Kristin will be raising Gemma as a single mom. She issued a statement (and a photo, here) to People Mag:

Kristin Davis is a new mom!

The Sex and the City star, 46, welcomed daughter Gemma Rose Davis through domestic adoption a few months ago, PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively.

“This is something I have wanted for a very long time,” Davis tells PEOPLE. “Having this wish come true is even more gratifying than I ever had imagined. I feel so blessed.”

Davis, who is a global ambassador for Oxfam and a patron for the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, will next be seen in Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.

[From People]

Congratulations to Kristin! I like it when celebrities fly under the radar so effectively. Kristin is never in the tabloids, even when she's promoting something. While the Sex & the City set was, at times, consumed by a catfight between Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker, I never heard anything about Kristin fighting with any of her costars, on that series or any project. So… my verdict is that she's just the kind of sweet, stable and charitable woman who should be a mom.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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