The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Courtney Stodden’s Ramblings Are Still A Goddamn Goldmine
- Ashton Tweeted Demi! And Purchased Gasoline! SAVE ME, WOLF BLITZER!
- Wow, Mischa Barton Really Needs Money
- ‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer
- Alexander Skarsgard: ‘When I’m Bored, I Have The Sex’
- Jessica Simpson: Stomach-Watch Continues And Other News
- Rihanna is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Also, Naked.
- A Campfire Will Save Ashton & Demi’s Marriage. Why Not?
| Courtney Stodden’s Ramblings Are Still A Goddamn Goldmine Posted: 11 Oct 2011 01:42 PM PDT  Seen here taking a massive, faux-child-bride pee on Marilyn Monroe‘s grave yesterday, Courtney Stodden is still posting insane shit to Twitter, so tonight, in lieu of The Crap We Missed, The Superficial brings you: The Annotated Ramblings of Courtney Stodden-Hutchinson Mmm… Want to know a sexy secret about me? I am a deliciously dangerous Doug-Addict Read More ... |
| Ashton Tweeted Demi! And Purchased Gasoline! SAVE ME, WOLF BLITZER! Posted: 11 Oct 2011 12:09 PM PDT    Seen here at a gas station on THIS VERY DAY WE LIVE AND BREATHE – The Superficial: Live, Breaking, Relevant. – Ashton Kutcher apparently sent two Twitter communications to Demi Moore last night, sending the Earth spinning off its axis: - Big night for TV #twoandahalfmen Bears vs Lions and @mrskutcher’s 5. My tivo might Read More ... |
| Wow, Mischa Barton Really Needs Money Posted: 11 Oct 2011 10:59 AM PDT    Here’s Mischa Barton posing with a raw steak in her mouth for photographer Tyler Shields who I’m starting to notice loves working with washed up drug addicts and probably for reasons exactly like this: TYLER: Hey, Lindsay, wanna make 20 bu- LINDSAY: Yes! TYLER: Perfect. *wheels out Porta-John full of veal* (Exactly like this.) Photos: Read More ... |
| Posted: 11 Oct 2011 08:54 AM PDT    Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck. – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard: ‘When I’m Bored, I Have The Sex’ Posted: 11 Oct 2011 08:02 AM PDT    Sorry, force of habit. Probably because of this post (I’m an inspiration.), Alexander Skarsgard appears in the latest issue of Out where he talks about Swedish winters turning the entire country into precision fucking machines. I’ll ready the mop buckets: Skarsgård: Also, I think part of the reason why there are so many musicians coming Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson: Stomach-Watch Continues And Other News Posted: 11 Oct 2011 08:00 AM PDT    - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are wearing matching outfits now. - Johnny Depp is an amazing alcoholic. - Finally, proof that Snooki and Christina Aguilera were separated at birth. - Apparently Maxim thinks Rachael Ray is hot. - Mayra Veronica looks really smart and loves midgets. SOLD. Read More ... |
| Rihanna is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Also, Naked. Posted: 11 Oct 2011 07:04 AM PDT    Here’s Rihanna posing nude for the November issue of Esquire where she’s earned the coveted title of Sexiest Woman Alive 2011. And while they don’t specifically spell it out in the interview, just assume it’s because of the 24-hour butt sex jamboree/Barbadian rum mixer. Esquire’s fancy like that. Photos: Russell James/Esquire, Splash News The Superficial Read More ... |
| A Campfire Will Save Ashton & Demi’s Marriage. Why Not? Posted: 11 Oct 2011 06:23 AM PDT    On top of Kabbalah magic, and let’s assume coordinated scarf-wearing therapy, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore reportedly attended a campfire counseling session over the weekend. Because if a pile of burning sticks and logs can’t save their marriage, then maybe next time they should try tires. I hear they’re medicinal. RadarOnline reports: Two and a Read More ... |
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