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- The Crap I Missed – Monday 10.10.11
- Lindsay Lohan Stole $90K In Limo Rides
- David Boreanaz: ‘Cheating Brought Me Closer To My Wife.’ Oh, Good.
- We Get It, Madonna, Your Face is Hideous
- The Most Pregnanty Photo Of Jessica Simpson You’ll Ever See
- Holly Madison Has Breasts, Beer And Other News Items Of Lesser Importance
- Justin Bieber Wasn’t At The Michael Jackson Tribute? C’mon!
- Welcome to Clusterf@ck! Mode
- Hot 25 Under 25: Presented By ‘In Time’
| The Crap I Missed – Monday 10.10.11 Posted: 10 Oct 2011 02:36 PM PDT    “Aw, ya know, ya just fry one up in bacon, some butter fat, maybe a little more bacon, then some butter fat. Mostly, I just dip ‘em right out of the car seat in some ketchup.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed where the important thing is I got the Final Five right. Today Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Stole $90K In Limo Rides Posted: 10 Oct 2011 01:25 PM PDT    “Let’s see: Two cameras, one security guard- Eh, fuck it, I’ll just walk in and take shit.” This may come as a shock to you, but apparently Lindsay Lohan obtained some form of goods or services without paying for them, so clearly, this is some sort of mistake because she’s so rich and pretty. TMZ Read More ... |
| David Boreanaz: ‘Cheating Brought Me Closer To My Wife.’ Oh, Good. Posted: 10 Oct 2011 12:24 PM PDT    Full Disclosure: Using this photo was 99.99999% of the reason for this post. When David Boreanaz cheated on his wife with just a slew of women (NSFW), he never knew it would become the “bonding experience” that would temper their love for each other and turn out alright in the end. Frankly, he just planned Read More ... |
| We Get It, Madonna, Your Face is Hideous Posted: 10 Oct 2011 09:11 AM PDT    Apparently Madonna is going to take this whole don’t look at her face thing to even more ridiculous lengths because here she is leaving a Yom Kippur service with a blanket over her head and going the wrong way until a bodyguard grabbed her. Or at least that’s what it looks like. For all we Read More ... |
| The Most Pregnanty Photo Of Jessica Simpson You’ll Ever See Posted: 10 Oct 2011 07:52 AM PDT    Or a shot of her leaving another airport Chili’s. Probably shouldn’t rule that out. Here’s an expanding Jessica Simpson at LAX over the weekend where she did a lot of pregnant-ish things like touching her belly, looking humungous and pretty much showing everyone how huge her boobs have got. (Dear paparazzo manning the escalators, you’ve Read More ... |
| Holly Madison Has Breasts, Beer And Other News Items Of Lesser Importance Posted: 10 Oct 2011 07:50 AM PDT    “Yes, drink my elixir,” thought Oliver Stone. “Drink ALL of my elixir…” – - Mikey Welsh of Weezer predicted his own death. - Jared Padalecki knocked his wife up. - Justin Theroux’s ex is basically Jennifer Aniston now. - Anna Kournikova is still in really, really great shape. Probably because Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Wasn’t At The Michael Jackson Tribute? C’mon! Posted: 10 Oct 2011 06:54 AM PDT    Boy, Prince Michael looks just like his father. (His dad’s Ted from Hey Dude, right?) While planning the Michael Jackson Forever Tribute concert in South Wales Saturday night, someone forgot to invite Justin Bieber essentially making the entire production a massive piss on the man’s grave. Because if there’s one thing Michael would’ve loved while Read More ... |
| Posted: 10 Oct 2011 06:49 AM PDT  Starring STEPHEN STUCKER as JOHNNY. “Muahahahahaha!” Alright, folks, I’m not going to pussyfoot around this one: Photo Boy’s on vacation until Saturday – *curls up in fetal position, sucks thumb for five hours, returns* – and I’m still deeply embroiled in a shitty, shit-shit family situation, so posts might be a tad scattered this week. Read More ... |
| Hot 25 Under 25: Presented By ‘In Time’ Posted: 10 Oct 2011 06:00 AM PDT    Imagine a world where these celebrities could stay 25 forever – for a price. Brought to you by In Time starring Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried. http://www.intimemovie.com/ - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: Getty, Splash NewsRead More ... |
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