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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.9.12
- Katy Perry’s Banging The World’s Highest Paid Male Model Now
- ‘Spring Breakers’ Has Guns And Butt Cheeks Now
- JUSTIN BIEBER IS CHEATING ON SELENA GOMEZ WITH TAYLOR SWIFT!! OMGZ!!!!
- Lindsay Lohan’s A Ginger Again
- Shia LaBeouf is Hipster Jesus Now and Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.9.12 Posted: 09 Mar 2012 10:55 AM PST        Yesterday, we posted Chris Brown deciding which Lamborghini to drive, so today we’re posting what he’s going to drive said Lamborghini into. “Bitch, I told you about showing me them titties!” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an eyebrow-less Zachary Quinto which begs the question, is he even truly alive now? Arnold Schwarzenegger Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry’s Banging The World’s Highest Paid Male Model Now Posted: 09 Mar 2012 09:50 AM PST        While Katy Perry‘s exposed cleavage has been relatively scant here in Merka, she’s been putting them on a goddamn pedestal for the past week while attending Paris Fashion Week which probably has a lot to do with them landing her the softly gilded schlong of Baptiste Giabiconi, the world’s highest paid male model. Via The Read More ...  |
| ‘Spring Breakers’ Has Guns And Butt Cheeks Now Posted: 09 Mar 2012 08:38 AM PST        For the past week, photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson wearing tiny shorts with their butt cheeks hanging out have been popping up like crazy from the set of Spring Breakers, a movie we knew absolutely jackshit about because the filmmakers waited like idiots to make with the butt cheeks. Except judging Read More ...  |
| JUSTIN BIEBER IS CHEATING ON SELENA GOMEZ WITH TAYLOR SWIFT!! OMGZ!!!! Posted: 09 Mar 2012 07:01 AM PST        There are two simple rules to the gossip racket: 1. If a woman retains more than .5 oz of water, she’s pregnant. 2. If two famous people stand next to each other, they fucked. So with that in mind and armed with the information that reports of his $10.8 million bang-mansion were premature, here’s a Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s A Ginger Again Posted: 09 Mar 2012 06:12 AM PST        Last week Lindsay Lohan appeared on TODAY where they thought it’d be a great idea to show old footage of her in 2006 when she was a young hot redhead with an immune system that was only halfway to being destroyed by her mother pumping her full of gin for breakfast because they’re “like sisters!” Read More ...  |
| Shia LaBeouf is Hipster Jesus Now and Other News Posted: 09 Mar 2012 06:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Dennis Quaid‘s wife files for divorce so just assume she banged Russell Crowe, too. - Of course Rush Limbaugh defended Joseph Kony in 2011. - Take a trip down memory lane with Victoria’s Secret. - The twin sister of the chick who murdered Heath Ledger is Read More ...  |
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