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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.22.12
- January Jones Totally Wants Jon Hamm, Needs To GET UP OFF MY MAN, BITCH
- Here’s Those Nicole Richie Bikini Pics
- So Rihanna Might Be Banging Ashton Kutcher
- The Situation’s Dad Made Another Video. YES.
- Katy Perry’s G.I. Jane Now
- Johnny Depp Banged An Olsen Twin, Is Gonna Die
- Paris Hilton’s In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.22.12 Posted: 22 Mar 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to a very special edition of The Crap We Missed where I get to silence any and all criticisms of my inclusion of Prince Charles: BOOM! If it’s not my duty to bring you British royalty shitting their pants in a Swedish fighter jet, then I don’t know what the hell I’m even here Read More ...  |
| January Jones Totally Wants Jon Hamm, Needs To GET UP OFF MY MAN, BITCH Posted: 22 Mar 2012 12:30 PM PDT        Uh, Photo Boy wrote that headline. Here’s the cast of Mad Men ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning where you’ll notice January Jones spent the whole time making googly eyes at Jon Hamm because she’s an adulterous whore who’s apparently too drunk all the time to find her way Read More ...  |
| Here’s Those Nicole Richie Bikini Pics Posted: 22 Mar 2012 11:28 AM PDT        If you enjoy looking at large breasts attached to a visibly bored socialite that never worked a day in her life, here’s Nicole Richie in Miami yesterday touching one of those large breasts. And as an added bonus Samantha Ronson is in absolutely none of these shots, licking her lips in the background and mumbling Read More ...  |
| So Rihanna Might Be Banging Ashton Kutcher Posted: 22 Mar 2012 11:07 AM PDT        So Rihanna might be having sex with Ashton Kutcher now if I’m reading this extremely subtle TMZ report correctly: According to the photographer, the "Birthday Cake" singer got to Ashton's home right around midnight … and didn't leave 'til roughly 4 AM. As we previously reported, Justin Bieber recently checked out Ashton's $10 million bachelor Read More ...  |
| The Situation’s Dad Made Another Video. YES. Posted: 22 Mar 2012 09:33 AM PDT  Yesterday, The Situation tried to deny he was in rehab only to later come clean and claim it was just for prescription pills. Except now reports claim it was also for alcohol which might threw a wrench into the sixth season of Jersey Shore a.k.a. MTV’s way of doing right by Snooki‘s kid by killing Read More ...  |
| Posted: 22 Mar 2012 08:00 AM PDT  Here’s Katy Perry‘s latest video for “Part Of Me” which is probably the greatest insult to the Marines I’ve ever seen in my life. Because apparently according to Katy Perry, the Marines are nothing more than a bunch of broken-hearted women sitting around crying about their ex cheating on them with that hussy from accounts Read More ...  |
| Johnny Depp Banged An Olsen Twin, Is Gonna Die Posted: 22 Mar 2012 07:24 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy It wasn’t long ago that the world was robbed of an amazing actor at the hands of muppet vagina – Easy, Jason Segel. – so we should all be alarmed not only by my irresponsible comparison of Heath Ledger (awesome) and Johnny Depp (used to be awesome), but also by a Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton’s In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 22 Mar 2012 06:30 AM PDT        - If you like tattoos, get in here. - Gwyneth Paltrow hates Kate Moss and vice versa. - Snoop Dogg’s Tweets With Grandma - Paz de la Huerta is still getting naked for Terry Richardson. The universe is in balance. - The Hottest Women of March Madness - Read More ...  |
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