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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.19.12
- BREAKING: January Jones Holds Child In Public, Exhibits Joy At Its Presence
- Holy Sh-t, We Have A New Comment Thread
- Charlize Theron’s Seen Michael Fassbender’s Penis
- JWoww & Snooki Wore Bikinis. Pregnant Snooki.
- Welcome To The Exact Moment Alexander Skarsgard Knocked Up Brooklyn Decker
- Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday
- Lindsay Lohan Parties The Night After She Promises to Put Herself On House Arrest
- Why Good Morning, Katy Perry’s Breasts, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.19.12 Posted: 19 Mar 2012 05:01 PM PDT        Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed post in over a week, in which it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t disclose upfront that you almost got Rita Rusic for your Final Five, but then I came across these. Glad I’m back? Anyway, despite some debugging delays as a result of our shiny new Read More ...  |
| BREAKING: January Jones Holds Child In Public, Exhibits Joy At Its Presence Posted: 19 Mar 2012 04:49 PM PDT        Programming Note: So since we launched our new comment threads until right about now, our galleries decided to wonk out a tad, slightly delaying this post and The Crap We Missed which we’re now posting for your perusal because pageviews put diamonds in Daddy’s cereal. So here’s a few hours late/almost completely pointless gallery of Read More ...  |
| Holy Sh-t, We Have A New Comment Thread Posted: 19 Mar 2012 12:24 PM PDT  Sorry for the slight bit of lull after posting about Charlize Theron‘s love for the massive Fasswanger, but you’ll be surprised to learn we weren’t spending the entire time Googling pics of it. Mostly. What we were doing is getting ready to unleash our new comment experience on you which has the following features for Read More ...  |
| Charlize Theron’s Seen Michael Fassbender’s Penis Posted: 19 Mar 2012 10:41 AM PDT        During last night’s Human Rights campaign gala, Michael Fassbender presented Charlize Theron with the Ally for Equality Award which is apparently the proper venue for her to talk about how huge his cock is and her insatiable hunger for it. Suck it, intolerance! Via E! News: Referencing Fassbender’s full-frontal work in Shame, Theron quipped, “I Read More ...  |
| JWoww & Snooki Wore Bikinis. Pregnant Snooki. Posted: 19 Mar 2012 09:36 AM PDT        Here’s JWoww and Snooki filming their Jersey Shore spinoff, Ah, Fuck, The Danny DeVito One’s Pregnant in Cancun over the weekend which I’ll just assume was supposed to be an episode about the two of them getting whore-hammered with spring breakers until one of them had to go and find out the hard way peeing Read More ...  |
| Welcome To The Exact Moment Alexander Skarsgard Knocked Up Brooklyn Decker Posted: 19 Mar 2012 08:20 AM PDT |
| Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday Posted: 19 Mar 2012 07:00 AM PDT        For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner could top shamelessly exploiting the fact Khloe’s a bastard for her own personal gain because her heart’s a dried whore’s vagina, here she is celebrating Rob Kardashian‘s 25th birthday by posting a topless picture of herself pregnant with him to her blog because, really, your child’s birthday Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Parties The Night After She Promises to Put Herself On House Arrest Posted: 19 Mar 2012 06:51 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Lindsay Lohan has done exactly everything wrong that a person on probation could possibly do including, but not limited to buying drugs on camera, blowing off community service, and most recently committing another hit and run. Yet, in the eyes of the state of California, she’s doing fantastic, which is why Read More ...  |
| Why Good Morning, Katy Perry’s Breasts, And Other News Posted: 19 Mar 2012 06:00 AM PDT        - Bethenny Frankel just made sure Anderson Cooper will never stop being gay. - Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere - Adam Scott apparently wants a mold of Channing Tatum‘s ass. Neat. - Every Itchy & Scratchy episode for anyone with 48 minutes to spare. - Emma Stone supports Andrew Read More ...  |
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