Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Cele|bitchy

Cele|bitchy


Angelina Jolie flew to The Hague to watch the ICC’s first conviction of a war criminal

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 08:33 AM PDT

By my two-minute Google research, Angelina Jolie has been in The Netherlands twice before to visit the International Criminal Court in The Hague. In 2009 and 2011, she flew to the Netherlands to watch ongoing war crimes trials. She later told media outlets that she was doing research, and that she wanted to see the ICC in action. And now she's back at The Hague to watch Congolese warlord Thomas Lubanga's conviction:

Angelina Jolie isn’t one to miss a history-making moment. The actress, director and UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, 36, arrived in Amsterdam, The Netherlands on Tuesday with daughters Zahara, 7, and Shiloh, 5, for a lowkey visit that had nothing to do with a splashy film premiere.

Instead, Jolie sat in the public gallery Wednesday morning for the first-ever verdict at the International Criminal Court in The Hague, 10 years after it opened.

After 200 days in court, vicious Congolese warlord Thomas Lubanga was finally convicted of kidnapping and recruiting young children — forcing them to become child soldiers to fight for Congolese rebel sources.

“This is their day,” Jolie said in a statement. “Where these children will feel there is no impunity for what happened to them, for what they suffered.”

“Angelina was very low key,” an onlooker at the Hague tells Us Weekly. “She came in almost unnoticed to watch the verdict and left right afterwards.”

The case of 51-year-old Lubanga could set a precedent for Uganda guerilla warlord Joseph Kony, currently the subject of a huge, celeb-supported viral campaign aimed at bringing him to justice.

Over the weekend, Jolie was by love Brad Pitt’s side in New Orleans for his Make It Right Foundation’s huge, star-studded bash.

[From Us Weekly]

So that's where Angelina, Shiloh and Zahara were headed the other day – Angie took her girls to The Hague! Interesting. Angelina spoke to reporters once again as she left the court:

I'm glad that Angelina cares enough to show up. I have mixed feelings on the ICC, simply because it seems like such a legal and political clusterf–k to try to pour these enormous crimes against humanity into a court case. I know I'm not saying it the right way, but do you know what I mean? It feels like the rule of law is standing in the way of real justice.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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Lindsay Lohan clipped a man in her Porsche, then drove off like a crackhead

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 08:05 AM PDT

Yesterday, I saw a story about Lindsay Lohan's $80,000 Porsche and how paparazzi got some photos of the gigantic scrape across the passenger side of the car. I thought about writing something on it, but I decided to wait until I could find a report explaining how the Cracken managed to ruin her Porsche. Well, this doesn't explain it specifically, but it does explain how Lohan is a self-defeating crackhead who can never stay on the right side of the law for too many months in a row. TMZ reports that while LL was out last night (because she's out every night, because she's not a "homebody"), she struck someone with her car, and then FLED THE SCENE. Because that's what the Cracken does. She clips people, babies, anything, and she drives off.

Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene … TMZ has learned. Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.

We’re told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.

Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out.

Cops were called, came to the scene, interviewed people inside the Hookah Lounge — including the manager who was lightly struck — and then left.

We’re told Lindsay may have been the one who called police to protect herself from paparazzi, and that’s why cops came.

Sources at the scene say the manager may not have suffered any injury. If that’s the case, Lindsay probably did not violate any law, but if he was injured that could constitute the crime of hit and run. What’s more, it could be grounds to violate her probation in the shoplifting case.

UPDATE: Cops tell TMZ … they have investigated and determined no one was injured so as far as they are concerned it’s case closed. They added it could be reopened if the person struck contacts them later and claims injury.

[From TMZ]

Why does this always happen to The Cracken? Not the hit-and-run part – obviously, that's who she is as a person, and that makes her disgusting and dangerous. No, why does it always happen that whoever LL has attacked, clipped, beaten or assaulted never presses charges? Or that none of these people ever wants to make a fuss, or that they'll simply take a payoff and keep quiet, or that they’ll file a civil claim years after the fact? If Lohan ever clipped me in her car, or threw a drink at me or assaulted me, I would press charges. I would stand there and tell the cops to arrest her dumb ass and I would demand that the DA file charges. Is LL really so clever that she only attacks, assaults or RUNS OVER people who will never file charges against her?

UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting this:

The plot thickens … Sources tell us, the club manager who Lindsay struck has gone to the emergency room and we’re told he is going to press charges and hire an attorney. Cops told us they will open a hit-and-run investigation if the manager files a report.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the 26-year-old manager was standing by his car when Lindsay was attempting a 3-point turn and she grazed his knee and his car. We’re told the manager didn’t know who Lindsay was at first and he told the paparazzi on scene and police that he didn’t need medical attention. Cops say he was told the driver was Lindsay but he said he wasn’t from this country and didn’t know who she was. We’re told a short time later he began complaining he was injured.

TMZ spoke to an eyewitness who also says the manager was fine and actually “got up and started smoking his hookah.”

[Via TMZ]

For God’s sake. FILE CHARGES. Don’t go for the payoff. File charges.

UPDATE #2: Radar is now reporting the incident too, but their version is slightly different – they claim LL first hit this dude’s CAR, and when the dude got out of his car to talk to her, SHE SPED OFF and hit the dude. Hit-and-run on a car and a person.

These photos are from a few nights ago, when LL and Ali Lohan were partying at the Marmont. Of course. Because she's such a homebody.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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Reggie Bush thinks Kim Kardashian is “disgusting” for hooking up with Kanye West

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 08:01 AM PDT

Kim Kardashian tweeted the above photo last night with the message "Can't sleep tonight…". AND?!?! She couldn't sleep so she decided to play with Photoshop until she rendered herself into some kind of cat-faced sexbot? Anyway… there's lots of Kardashian news today, but considering much of it is fake tabloid drama, let's start with the real story. Last week, Jon Hamm slammed Kim Kardashian and the purveyors of "incuriousness" in an Elle UK interview. He actually called her a "f–king idiot". Kim responded on Monday, saying something about how awesome she is at being a producer, businesswoman, writer, etc. And now Jon Hamm has responded to her response, saying:

“It’s surprising to me that it has become remotely a story,” he told E! News. “I don’t know Ms. Kardashian, I know her public persona. What I said was meant to be more on pervasiveness of something in our culture, not personal, but she took offense to it and that is her right.”

[Jon Hamm's comments via E! News]

Classy. I like that he didn't apologize or claim to be misquoted. I also like that he didn't insult her further. This is why we love The Hamm. I wonder if Kim will respond again? Hopefully not.

Now, onto the tabloid dramz. OK! Magazine reports this week that when Kim was in Paris for Kanye West's show, "the two couldn't keep their hands off each other… Backstage, they were really touchy-feely, and she was blatantly giving him bedroom eyes. Later, they secretly met for drinks at his hotel room. She tries to say they're just friends, but no one is fooled. Whenever she talks about him, she gets this Cheshire Cat grin on her face and then quickly changes the subject."

But what about Reggie Bush? What about all of those Saudi princes just waiting to add Ol' Kat-face to their harems? Well, OK's insider says "Kim's still pretty hung up on Reggie, and she knows this will make him jealous. Yet, as soon as her and Kris Humphries's marriage went south, she and Kanye were back at it. And this trip to Paris has really heated things up." However, In Touch Weekly claims that Reggie has already dumped Kim – a source says, "Reggie never really trusted her." And when Kim was trying to make Reggie jealous by hooking up with Kanye, it made Reggie realize that Kim is just a cat-faced famewhore (and perhaps an actual whore): "Reggie's been telling people that Kim's disgusting for hooking up with Kanye. They deserve each other." Dun dun dun. While I think Kim and Reggie were exploring perhaps getting back together, I do wonder if either of them was taking it seriously. Oh, well. I hope Kim sticks with Kanye. I think they'd be fun together.

Header courtesy of Kim's Twitter, additional photos by Fame/Flynet.
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Owen Wilson is probably dating Karina Smirnoff: cute couple?

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 07:53 AM PDT


A couple of weeks ago, I watched Karina Smirnoff try on wedding dresses on “Say Yes To The Dress.” Sometimes I watch random shows on demand, and I was really surprised with how fascinating that show was. I ended up watching a few episodes. In Karina’s segment, she tried on a bunch of beautiful princess-y dresses and took a long time to make a decision. Her mom was kind of a bitch about the whole process. (You can see a clip here.) Karina has such a banging figure that every dress looked awesome on her. (Although it doesn’t matter if a bride-to-be is trim or not. All women looks amazing in wedding gowns, which is part of the appeal of that show.) Karina ultimately never wore the gown she chose, because she broke up with her fiance, Detroit Tigers pitcher Brad Penny, in early December. I think this is Karina’s second broken engagement, as I know she was engaged to fellow DWTS pro, the douchetastic Maksim Chmerkovskiy, before they split in September, 2009. Prior to that she was with Mario Lopez. So I may know nothing about this Brad Penny guy, but I do know that Karina likes douches.

Anyway Karina was spotted out on several dates with none other than Owen Wilson! We heard that Owen broke up with his baby’s mother last year, and that he’s been partying a lot recently. I would love to see him settle down, but I doubt this is serious. Here’s the story, thanks to Life & Style:

Owen Wilson had better learn the foxtrot — quick!

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the actor is romancing Dancing With the Stars pro Karina Smirnoff.

"They've been out a few times," a source confirms to Life & Style, on newsstands now. Adds a second insider, "They're totally into each other."

In December, Karina, 34, called off her engagement to baseball pitcher Brad Penny, while Owen, 43, split with partner Jade Duell in June 2011, just five months after she gave birth to their son, Ford.

[From Life & Style]

Well from what little I know of Karina I like her. I think Owen is a player though. Who knows, maybe he’s ready to get serious with someone, but I doubt it. This might be just a Spring fling.

Karina Smirnoff is shown on 1-14-12. She’s so pretty but that makeup is not doing her any favors. Owen Wilson is shown on 1-15-12 and 2-26-12. Credit: WENN.com

George Clooney returns from Sudan, will testify before Senate about ethnic cleansing

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 07:23 AM PDT

As I was watching the first ten minutes of The Today Show this morning, I was unprepared for the clip of Ann Curry's interview with George Clooney. I mean, Clooney is just talking about his latest trip to Sudan, and it's all very serious, but first thing in the morning, all I could think was "Damn, Clooney looks HOT." Like, you should watch the video because it's interesting, but you should also watch it because of the hotness. I'm not all about Clooney's attractiveness, you know. My mother is – she's a major Clooney fan-girl. But I never get all hot and bothered for him… until right now. It's the scruff, right? His hair is grown out, he looks disheveled and it's hot. And he’s talking about important issues, and he doesn’t sound like an idiot. Which adds to the hotness.

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Apparently, Clooney flew to Sudan shortly after the Oscars, which is the same thing he did in 2006, after he won his Oscar. He talks about the people he met, the ethnic cleansing in the villages, and President Omar Hassan Ahmad Al-Bashir, who has been indicted for war crimes. Clooney is in Washington today (these photos are from Washington) to testify before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee about his trip to Sudan; afterward, and then he's going to meet with Secretary Hillary Clinton and President Obama in the Oval Office. Do you think he'll shave?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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Gabriel Aubry thinks Halle Berry is scheming to have Oliver Martinez adopt Nahla

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 07:09 AM PDT


Late last week, the news came out that a court order requiring Gabriel Aubry to have supervised visitation with his daughter Nahla was dropped. The the investigation by Child and Family Services into a neglect claim against Aubry has also been closed. That means that Halle Berry’s attempts to block Aubry’s access to their daughter have been thwarted, at least temporarily. (I’ll be honest, I didn’t cover this story because it came out somewhat late on a Friday and I wanted to clock out for the day.) Radar also reported that Aubry was planning to fight back against Halle and would sue her if she kept dragging him to court. Here’s their insider quote on this. They also include the detail we already heard that Aubry would write a tell-all about Halle if she kept trying to limit his contact with their daughter:

“If he gets dragged in again over baseless claims, that are found to be unsubstantiated and lacking evidence, he will sue her," a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. "Gabe has had enough and is extremely frustrated with Halle. All of the proceedings in their custody case are sealed but if he were to file a lawsuit against her it would be made public. Gabe has had to jump through hoops because of Halle’s accusations when he takes care of Nahla, and NONE of it has been found to have any merit."

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Gabriel is also considering writing a tell-all book about his tumultuous relationship with Halle.

[From Radar]

Well now Radar has a follow up that Aubry believes Halle is scheming to have her fiance, French actor Oliver Martinez, adopt Nahla and cut her out of his life entirely. This seems to be the case, considering that Halle has been petitioning the court to approve a request to move to France:

“Gabriel fears that Halle’s ultimate plan is to get him out of his daughter’s life, permanently,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com. “He believes the plan is for Halle to move to France with Nahla and then have Olivier adopt her as his own. She wants a ‘fresh start’ apparently.

“It all makes sense now, the allegations of mistreatment and abuse, the slurs against Gabe in the press, the fight to strip him of custody, he believes it’s all part of a bigger plan to make him appear like an unfit father and get rid of him for good.

“It’s not happening though. Gabe will fight tooth and nail to retain custody of Nahla. He loves that little girl and is determined to always be a part of her life and always be her father.

“Just because Halle is through with him doesn’t mean she can shut him out of her daughter’s life too. Gabe may not have Halle’s money or power but he will not just lie down and take it.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Aubry feels fully vindicated after the abuse allegations that were made against him were dismissed, and has made it known that if he is hauled into court again over unfounded claims, he will sue Berry.

And, that’s just the start.

“It’s been pretty nasty so far, but it’s going to get a LOT nastier!” The source tells RadarOnline.com. “Gabriel is ready to fight and if Halle wants to fight dirty then as far as he is concerned she can bring it on. He will match her punch for punch, slur for slur. His relationship with his daughter is at stake and he will do ANYTHING to protect that.”

[From Radar Online]

I see the point so many of you have been making, that Aubry is just responding to Berry’s strongarm tactics, and that he’s doing it out of love for his daughter. It looks like his attempts to fight for Nahla have been successful, for now. There’s also news that the custody judge won’t issue a ruling on Berry’s request to move to France for at least 6-9 months. Given Halle’s track record with men, her situation may have changed by then. I doubt she’ll ever realize the terrible effect her actions may have on her daughter in the long run.

Gabriel is shown out with Nahla yesterday and on 2-19-12. (Pink shirt.) Halle is shown with Nahla on 3-9-12. Credit: WENN.com

Was Peter Facinelli cheating on Jennie Garth with a Canadian side-piece?

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 06:48 AM PDT

I was genuinely surprised by how many cared/had opinions about Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth's split announcement yesterday. I thought I was the only one who gave a crap. But it's sad, isn't it? They were together for a looooong time, and they have three beautiful girls. Unfortunately, my initial theory was right, or it seems like it so far, in the immediate wake of the split announcement. Scallywag & Vagabond is reporting that Peter had and still has (?) a side-piece. Booooo.

As we first broke the story last night right here on Scallywag & Vagabond, Peter Facinelli & Jennie Garth have called it quits. Now we're getting details from our source saying a third party was one of the "many reasons" behind their split.

Our source tells us, "Peter had been seeing another woman for quite some time. They tried to make it work for the sake of their children and Jennie played housewife for as long as she could but finally had enough."

On the affair, they say, "Jennie knew. As a lot of couples do, they simply grew apart. As the mother of his children, Peter still loves Jennie very much and vice versa."

So just who is this other woman? Our source tells us a she is a Canadian woman in her late 20′s. "Understandably, she does not want to be identified by the media." She and Facinelli began what's being called as a "short, torrid affair" in Vancouver during the filming of the final installment of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn. When asked if the two were still together or in contact? "No comment," says the source.

In a joint statement, the couple say, "While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time."

[From Scallywag & Vagabond]

The verdict: Twilight ruins everything!!! This never would have happened if Facinelli hadn't been in Canada (damn homewrecking Canadians!!) filming the Twilight movies. Seriously, though, I am still disappointed. Even though I said yesterday "He seems like the kind of guy who might have a side-piece," I really did hope that I was wrong. Poor Jennie.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Did Ashley Judd get too many fillers in her face?

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 05:57 AM PDT


This news came out yesterday and it was e-mailed to us as a tip. We saw it, but none of us wanted to touch it for a couple of reasons. First of all, I don’t really like Ashley Judd, 43. I know she seems harmless enough in movies, but the few times I’ve heard her speak she’s sounded like a pretentious twit. Also, Ashley’s face looks puffy now but it’s hard to tell if it’s from fillers, some other treatment like a laser peel she’s having a reaction to, a medical condition, or if she simply gained a little weight. I know when I gain weight it goes straight to my face and I hate seeing pictures of myself. It’s possible she just gained a little like so many of us and that it gave her a puffy face. Still, she looks way different than she used to, particularly with those chipmunk cheeks. She was also recently spotted at the airport with a red face, suggesting she’d just had a treatment of some kind. (Those photos are here) I’m inclined to believe the speculation that she’s had something done. Here’s a report from The Daily Mail on it:

But Ashley Judd looks a far cry from her Hollywood heyday.

The actress sparked plastic surgery rumours when she appeared on a Canadian talk show to promote her new TV series, Missing.

The 43-year-old sported a puffy ‘pillow face’ – the term given to women who overuse facial fillers- although she doesn’t appear to have gained weight to her figure.

One asked: ‘What happened to Ashley Judd’s face? Another plastic surgery butcher job?’
Another said: ‘It looks weirdly puffy but she doesn’t appear to have gained weight.’

And one user questioned: ‘Anyone else completely weirded out by Ashley Judd’s new face?,’ while one simply wrote that it looked ‘Just a mess.’

Increasing numbers of celebrities are getting the plumped-up look, as opposed to the pinched back ‘wind tunnel’ results of a face-lift or the ‘frozen’ Botox look.

The actress joins Lindsay Lohan, Madonna and Kylie Minogue as the most obvious examples of stars whose ever youthful glow suggests they may have had fat implants in their cheeks.

Ashley, who is married to Scottish racing driver Dario Franchitti, also looked a little puffier than usual as she arrived in Toronto with her dog Buttermilk.

Her skin also looked a little red, as if she had just had a treatment of some sort.

[From The Daily Mail]

So if this was voluntary, why? I get that fillers are the new trend, and that they smooth out the fine lines. There’s no way I would pay someone to make my face look fat. I’d rather just have some wrinkles. (Or get a laser peel.) Ashley is not my favorite person, but I hope this settles for her and that the effect fades over time. If it’s just the result of some minor weight gain, I feel bad for pointing it out. It looks like more than that, though. It’s also possible that she is taking steroids for a medical condition. Prednisone and other corticosteroids can give you a “moon face” similar to what we’re seeing with Ashley.

Ashley is shown on Canadian talkshow The Marilyn Denis Show. She brought her adorable dog, Buttermilk! Buttermilk looks over it.

In January:

Now:

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Photo credit: WENN and Fame

Beyonce and baby Blue Ivy go for a walk in NYC, and both wear flats

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 04:56 AM PDT

Oooh, new photos of Beyonce! And Blue Ivy, although you can barely see her. All up and down the east coast yesterday, record high temperatures (for March) warmed everybody up. Everybody went outside. Including Bey and Blue Ivy. It was so warm that Bey didn't even feel the need to swaddle Blue in several blue blankets. So we get to see Blue Ivy's little feet, which were clad in gold baby shoes. SO cute. Bey was wearing flats as well, surprisingly enough. She wore heels throughout her pillowy pregnancy, but it's nice to see her being sensible now that she's carrying around a baby.

Beyonce gave birth to Blue on January 7th (cough), so that makes Blue about nine or ten weeks old. And that means that Beyonce can now show off her postpartum figure, which looks a great deal like her pre-pregnancy (and pregnancy) figure. Maybe her thighs look a bit thicker, but it could just be those super-unflattering pants. They're like slim-cut Capri chinos, and Bey has rolled them up even further?

Basically, these photos are fine. It's nice to see that Beyonce feels comfortable enough to take a walk with the baby… and a bodyguard. I'm not going to yell and pull out my hair over the conspiracy theories and stuff. Whatever went down, Bey is now Blue Ivy's mom, and she's tryin'. Honestly, my biggest complaint is that Bey is wearing that one gigantic hoop earring. What's up with that?

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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Does Jennifer Aniston spend $8000 a month on beauty treatments?

Posted: 14 Mar 2012 04:40 AM PDT

Back in February, Jennifer Aniston appeared on Conan O'Brien's show to promote Wanderlust. She ended up discussing the one time she did a chemical peel, telling Conan, "I did this thing called like, a peel. It’s extremely intense – you don’t realize you look like a battered burn victim for a week… Then it just kind of falls off – for eight days. It was horrifying.” The "it" being all of the dead skin. All I really know about chemical peels, I learned on that one episode of Sex & the City, when Samantha wanted to look refreshed for Carrie's book party. Samantha's experience was pretty much the same. Which makes me wonder – why do women even go in for it? It sounds dreadful. But are the results – after all of the dead skin falls off – really that awesome? Another question: do you believe Aniston only had one chemical peel? Or more? Or do you think she's more of a Botox-and-filler kind of girl?

Anyway, The Mail has an interesting story about Aniston's beauty regimen that is mostly tabloid supposition and likely outright lies. The worst part? I think The Mail is probably underestimating Aniston's beauty treatments.

Hollywood’s golden girl, Jennifer Aniston, is envied by millions for her perfectly sun-kissed glow, toned body and shiny locks and now we know how much it costs. The Wanderlust star, 43, reportedly spends $8000 a month on lotions and potions, her dietary regime and her exercise schedule in order to maintain her flawless appearance.

On skincare alone, the bronzed beauty is estimated to invest in the region of $2000 monthly. Aside from the ‘horrifying’ peel that Aniston says leaves her looking like a ‘battered burn victim’ for a week, the actress indulges in soothing treatments and creams.

One neck ointment she uses, by beauty brand Euoko, is allegedly made with crystals from the planet Mars and costs $450 while she regularly splurges on Tracie Martyn Spa Red Carpet Facials that cost over $500.

On leaving the New York spa, she reportedly takes home a $390 goodie bag of products. To offset the expense of her extravagant facials, Aniston washes her face with a cheap Neutrogena Facial Cleansing Bar and moisturizes daily with comparatively affordable Dr. Hauschka Rose Day Cream for around $40. But she makes sure she stays young and wrinkle free with Mila Moursi Rejuvinating Serum for $350.

Her private yoga sessions with trainer and best friend Mandy Ingber set her back nearly $900 a week for three hours of stretching and cardio.

Of her rigorous workouts, Aniston has gushed in the past: 'I feel like I am getting a meditation, a workout and time with my friend, all rolled into one hour.’

And let’s not forget Aniston’s dietician, Carrie Watt, whose consultation fees and home delivery service total around $680 a week. For the girl-next-door look, $8000 seems like a lot of money to spend but if anyone has a wallet deep enough to pay for it, it is Jennifer Aniston.

[From The Mail]

I guess they're figuring that one bottle of neck cream probably lasts a few months. Still, doesn't $8000 a month seem like too small of a figure? Have I been warped by the orgy of luxury that I see with people like Beyonce? If I had Aniston's money, I'd probably be spending more on beauty and body stuff. You've got to figure in for waxings, hair appointments, gym membership, personal trainer, the best skin care products around (La Mer for your whole body?), plus a personal chef. By my extravagant math, it should be more like $20,000 a month.

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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