Wednesday, March 14, 2012

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Jennifer Lopez’s New Video Features Her Butt Prominently. You Don’t Say.

Posted: 13 Mar 2012 01:30 PM PDT

Jennifer Lopez seems to be mainstay around here, so here she is in Acapulco yesterday shooting her new music video ‘Follow The Leader.’ If I had to guess (and of course I have to because I promise I’ll never listen to this awful mess), I’d say the song has something to do with being [...]

Russel Brand Threw a Guy’s Cell Phone

Posted: 13 Mar 2012 12:30 PM PDT

Russell Brand, seen above with the terrifying glare that only an effeminate, British wheelchair-porn enthusiast could muster, apparently took it upon himself to accost a photographer and chuck his cell phone threw a window as proven by this blurry mess and this broken window. New Orleans Police would like a word this this cheeky [...]

Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Make Sense

Posted: 13 Mar 2012 11:30 AM PDT

Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I’m attributing solely to some sort of brain damage (See: being Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Results of), [...]

Minka Kelly’s Dog is on a Leash. Good, Just Checking.

Posted: 13 Mar 2012 10:15 AM PDT

Now that I found a way to legitimize gazing into Minka Kelly’s ass in yoga pants, go ahead and gaze into Minka Kelly’s ass in yoga pants. Brendon would have wanted it this way. (Image Source = Fame/Flynet)

Jon Hamm’s Got No Love For These

Posted: 13 Mar 2012 09:32 AM PDT

Jon Hamm has joined the league of legitimate celebrities calling for the immediate death of all Kardashians which is no way a fictional group that I attempt to pray into existence daily. He did, however, say the exact same thing anyone with a functioning brain says about Kim. From ‘Elle UK’ via Huffpost Celebrity: Whether [...]

Charlie Sheen’s Sobriety Seems Like a Blast

Posted: 13 Mar 2012 08:30 AM PDT

Here’s a completely shit-faced Charlie Sheen after a Guns N’ Roses concert Friday night in LA. In case you somehow managed to miss his infamous public meltdown and subsequent bullshit claim of sobriety, we’ve come full cirlce. While I’m not stupid enough to have any delusions that this guy ever stopped funneling drugs and [...]

Miley Cyrus Dressed Like a Gypsy Prostitute For The ‘Hunger Games’ Premiere

Posted: 13 Mar 2012 07:00 AM PDT

Good morning loyal Durdenites, Durdenians? Whatever. I return to you as mystery writer by way of the same gypsy magic that turned Miley Cyrus’ steady diet of bong rips and dick cake into this body. Am I actually saying she looks good? I don’t know if its her sweet hillbilly cleavage or the dark [...]

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