Tuesday, March 13, 2012

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do

Aubrey O’Day Wants to be Taken Seriously Now

Posted: 12 Mar 2012 01:30 PM PDT

In Aubrey O’Day’s recent interview with Huffpost Celebrity, she would have you believe that not only is she a serious businesswoman, but also the producers of her latest debacle, Celebrity Apprentice, actually altered their show plans to acquiesce her: I literally have been underestimated my entire career,” she told The Huffington Post. “I think 'Celebrity [...]

Olivia Munn Responds to Hacked Pics, Swipes at Asian Wang

Posted: 12 Mar 2012 12:30 PM PDT

See what I did there? Olivia Munn decided to parody her alleged hacked cell phone pics by photoshopping a green dong onto a red carpet shot of herself and writing a letter apologizing to SXSW attendees for her absence while simultaneously taking a shit on celebrities doing charity work. I know they say that [...]

Justin Bieber Still Has a Lot to Learn About Swagger

Posted: 12 Mar 2012 11:30 AM PDT

Justin Bieber and his former swagger coach (yes I want to kill myself for typing that), Ryan Good, decided to visit their respective girlfriends, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson while they shoot ‘Spring Breakers’ in Florida. Last fall, quivering 13 year olds all over the internet frantically reported that Ryan Good would move on [...]

Lola Ponce Will Bind The International Community. With Her Bikini.

Posted: 12 Mar 2012 10:00 AM PDT

I noticed that Lola Ponce has never been featured on the site, most likely just because she’s an Argentine singer with no discernable American credits. In an effort to correct this egregious omission and in the spirit of international diplomacy, let’s all gawk at her in a bikini. Can you tell I was asked [...]

Rihanna’s Demure Night Out

Posted: 12 Mar 2012 08:33 AM PDT

As a gesture of good faith since I decided not to incriminate myself by passing around stolen homemade porn, I’d like to offer up these pics of Rihanna drunkenly walking around NYC in a mesh top. And before you say she doesn’t even seem that drunk or that’s not really a nipple, just an [...]

Heather Morris and January Jones Got Hacked

Posted: 12 Mar 2012 07:30 AM PDT

The newest internet meme is apparently hacked cell phone pics whether real (Heather Morris, above) or fake (January Jones). Unfortunately I won’t be posting either of them because I’m new around here and I’m not sure what the protocol is, however, the lawyer aiming a handgun at my crotch seems to have a firm [...]

The Keys To The Kingdom

Posted: 12 Mar 2012 07:00 AM PDT

So Brendon isn’t here. I could tell you he’s in jail. Or I could tell you he kidnapped one of those chicks who sends him naked photos of herself. Or I could just be honest with you and tell you that after years and years of daily pressure to put his wisdom on the [...]
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