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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.21.12
- Ray J Says He Doesn’t Have Sex Tapes Of Whitney Houston. Riiiigght.
- ‘Snow White & The Huntsman’ Extended Trailer
- ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Is Getting Implants, Too, Now
- It’s Jason Statham’s Turn To Insult Kim Kardashian
- BREAKING: God To Forgive Casey Anthony Provided Random Pastor Puts Water On Her Head
- Miley Cyrus Is Apparently Handicapped Now
- The Situation Wasn’t In Rehab, Just An Undisclosed Location Free Of Coke So He Could Rehabilitate
- There’s Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts And Other News
- Reese Witherspoon’s Pregnant Exactly Like I Called It A Year Ago. SUCK IT!
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.21.12 Posted: 21 Mar 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Now, imagine that hot dog’s a penis. Holy cow!! Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Jay-Z‘s in denim-on-denim to silently signal the Illuminati to usher forth the apocalypse as the UNHOLY SCION OF SATAN KNOWN AS BLUE IVY CARTER IS UPON US!! *breathes deeply into paper bag* We’ve also got Nicki Minaj‘s fans Read More ...  |
| Ray J Says He Doesn’t Have Sex Tapes Of Whitney Houston. Riiiigght. Posted: 21 Mar 2012 12:45 PM PDT        Earlier today, RadarOnline reported that Ray J was sitting on a “ton” of sex tapes he made with Whitney Houston that her family is worried will accidentally get out which is odd considering none of them star Kim Kardashian. Anyway, Ray J has since gone to Radar’s rival, TMZ, denying the tapes exist and actually Read More ...  |
| ‘Snow White & The Huntsman’ Extended Trailer Posted: 21 Mar 2012 11:45 AM PDT  Only CELEBUZZ gives you the ultimate insider’s look at this visually stunning reimagined fairy tale starring Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth and Oscar winner Charlize Theron. Can you answer, once and for all, who is the fairest of them all? Click Here to Subscribe for Snow White & The Huntsman Updates And enjoy the new Extended Read More ...  |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Is Getting Implants, Too, Now Posted: 21 Mar 2012 11:43 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy They’re putting one across the entire face, right? If Teen Mom has taught us anything (It hasn’t.) it’s that no matter what you get famous for, when public interest in you begins to fade, people are still going to enjoy looking at your tits. Especially if you enhance them with plastic Read More ...  |
| It’s Jason Statham’s Turn To Insult Kim Kardashian Posted: 21 Mar 2012 10:38 AM PDT        “Sup?” After the sauve, handsomely dapper one-two punch of both Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm referring to the Kardashians as “fucking idiots” in the British press, here’s bestubbled baldaccio Jason Statham shitting on Kim Kardashian in an interview with Details therefore redeeming himself for every single movie he’s made after Snatch with the exception of Read More ...  |
| BREAKING: God To Forgive Casey Anthony Provided Random Pastor Puts Water On Her Head Posted: 21 Mar 2012 09:12 AM PDT  On the first day of grifting school, they teach you that Christians are the easiest targets because clearly these are people who will believe anything. Of course, I just made that up, but you know who believed it? Christians. Which brings me to Casey Anthony being baptized because apparently she’s still trying to do everything Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Is Apparently Handicapped Now Posted: 21 Mar 2012 08:08 AM PDT        When Miley Cyrus arrived to her Pilates class yesterday, apparently she was stricken with a rare disease that left her just capable enough to perform intense exercises for several hours, but not enough to walk an extra few feet to the door. So she really had no choice but to park in a handicap space. Read More ...  |
| The Situation Wasn’t In Rehab, Just An Undisclosed Location Free Of Coke So He Could Rehabilitate Posted: 21 Mar 2012 07:06 AM PDT        Nope, cocaine had nothing to do with any of these poses. Posted by Photo Boy Despite being outed recently as both broke and gay by Snooki – Two things that would drive any closeted vain-glorious moron to dive headfirst into a g-string full of blow. – The Situation, through his rep and Twitter, has denied Read More ...  |
| There’s Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts And Other News Posted: 21 Mar 2012 06:55 AM PDT        - The trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 apparently requires its own trailer which I’m pretty sure spells the complete downfall of civilization. - Who wants to see Keanu Reeves assuming (correctly) that everyone in Hong Kong knows Kung Fu? - Haha! Her last name has “tit” in it. Read More ...  |
| Reese Witherspoon’s Pregnant Exactly Like I Called It A Year Ago. SUCK IT! Posted: 21 Mar 2012 05:23 AM PDT        Back in July, I began speculating that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, and pretty much kept at it with occasional pauses to point out she had an abortion because the fetus lacked a strong enough dagger-chin to crack free of its shell after birth, only to pick things back up again like a master detective who Read More ...  |
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