Friday, March 23, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Kelly Brook’s ‘Perfect Pair’ is The Crap I Missed

Posted: 23 Mar 2012 01:00 PM PDT

Kelly Brook Perfect Pair
Evening, folks. Photo Boy’s off today – and probably into next week – dealing with one asshole of a family crisis, so if you want to shoot him a tweet saying you enjoy his pictoral wizardry and/or the few times I actually let him write his own dick jokes, that’d be swell. On that note, Read More ...

Tori Spelling’s Already Pregnant Again

Posted: 23 Mar 2012 12:01 PM PDT

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Tori Spelling is apparently close friends with Jon Hamm because just five months after birthing her daughter Hattie, she’s already knocked up with Child #4 because, seriously, what else does have to do? Act? AHAHAHAHA! Us Magazine reports: “Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on Read More ...

Jon Hamm’s Friends Ask Him To Impregnate Them

Posted: 23 Mar 2012 11:02 AM PDT

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“Hello. Yes. I’m the guy everyone wants to fuck.” When you’re a rugged, meaty piece of stubbled, fictionally misogynistic handsome like Jon Hamm, you’re faced with a daily struggle that only someone like myself can relate to because we’re soulmates. And that struggle is having close friends constantly come up with crazy excuses for you Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Might Be Engaged

Posted: 23 Mar 2012 09:20 AM PDT

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Probably to distract from the fact the entire Internet saw her park in a handicap space on her way to Pilates, Miley Cyrus tweeted the above picture while raving about her nail foundations, and you’ll notice there appears to be a large diamond ring on her finger so now everyone thinks she’s engaged to Liam Read More ...

So Kim Kardashian’s Flour Bomb Stunt Worked

Posted: 23 Mar 2012 08:20 AM PDT

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Fridays are typically a slow news day, so you’ll be surprised to learn that Kim Kardashian was conveniently flour bombed last night during the launch of her new perfume so of course that’s all anyone is talking about this morning because if there’s one thing we’re all good at in this entertainment biz, it’s being Read More ...

Katy Perry Wore This And Other News

Posted: 23 Mar 2012 08:14 AM PDT

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- Lana Del Rey‘s banging Marilyn Manson because being rich and having access to drugs will never stop getting you laid. - Hilary Duff named her newborn son Luca Cruz. Make of that what you will. - Omar Little playing Ol’ Dirty Bastard is so incredible of an idea, I don’t even want Read More ...

Whitney Houston Did Coke, Had A Heart Attack, Then Drowned. You Don’t Say?

Posted: 23 Mar 2012 07:00 AM PDT

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Since we’re already talking about white powder this morning, the coroner has released the official cause of Whitney Houston‘s death and, surprise! It’s cocaine. I say surprise even though drugs were basically a given as the cause of death because when police investigated the hotel room Whitney died in, there wasn’t a trace of cocaine Read More ...

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