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- Vanessa Hudgens Is A Dedicated Actress (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Monday 3.12.12)
- Stephen Hawking Has A ‘Big Bang Theory’ Cameo
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Works For eHarmony Now
- Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra This Weekend And Possibly Got Drunk With Justin Bieber
- Heather Morris Got Naked And Now You Know Who She Is. See How That Works?
- Paris Hilton Wore This To Her Mom’s Birthday Dinner And Other News
- Rihanna Can Shut Up Now
- Peter Dinklage Is The Best At What He Does, But What He Does Isn’t Very Nice
| Vanessa Hudgens Is A Dedicated Actress (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Monday 3.12.12) Posted: 12 Mar 2012 01:49 PM PDT        With Photo Boy gone for the week, The Crap We Missed is taking a backseat seeing as he gives it the loving, dedicated touch it needs where as I mostly just poke at it for a few seconds and then make up excuses about it having been a really long time. Anyway, if you couldn’t Read More ...  |
| Stephen Hawking Has A ‘Big Bang Theory’ Cameo Posted: 12 Mar 2012 12:49 PM PDT  “Big bang dat ass.” You can’t run your ho game without making a torrential downpour on them bitches, so Stephen Hawking has agreed to a cameo on The Big Bang Theory because it has science in the name and sounds like a pretty sweet fuck movie, so I can see the confusion here. Via Gossip Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Works For eHarmony Now Posted: 12 Mar 2012 11:35 AM PDT        According to Crazy Days and Nights, eHarmony has supposedly hired Jennifer Love Hewitt as their new spokesperson which makes sense considering she’s practically the face of surprisingly inevitable spinsterism despite living in a world gone tit-mad. Except if this report’s to be believed, she’s treating it like nothing more than a quick paycheck: They are Read More ...  |
| Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra This Weekend And Possibly Got Drunk With Justin Bieber Posted: 12 Mar 2012 09:45 AM PDT        When you conduct high stakes Internet journalism like I do, you’re often faced with tough decisions. Tough decisions like, what’s the real story here? Selena Gomez not wearing a bra so her tank top gives off the slightest hint of nip? Or Selena Gomez possibly leaving a bar drunk with Justin Bieber last night even Read More ...  |
| Heather Morris Got Naked And Now You Know Who She Is. See How That Works? Posted: 12 Mar 2012 08:34 AM PDT   Outside of Lea Michele and Dianna Agron, I honestly couldn’t tell you who the hell’s on Glee. But thanks to having her naked pictures conveniently “leaked” online complete with full facial shots so you know it’s her, I now know Heather Morris is also on Glee. We’ve truly reached a renaissance in celebrity publicity. PUBLICIST Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton Wore This To Her Mom’s Birthday Dinner And Other News Posted: 12 Mar 2012 08:30 AM PDT        - Brad Pitt continues his transition to Fabio. - Mind The Gap Monday should be federally recognized. I said it. - Eva Mendes is still banging Ryan Gosling despite talk of South African vagina. - Here’s Javier Bardem as a Bond villain who doesn’t use a blowgun and/or Dutch Boy haircut Read More ...  |
| Posted: 12 Mar 2012 07:26 AM PDT        If you thought Rihanna teaming up with Chris Brown to spin that time he basically tried to punch her to death into album sales was the stupidest and most irresponsible thing she could possibly do, now would be a good time to put on a helmet. Via RadarOnline: On her way back to NYC from Read More ...  |
| Peter Dinklage Is The Best At What He Does, But What He Does Isn’t Very Nice Posted: 12 Mar 2012 06:57 AM PDT |
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