Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.20.12

Posted: 20 Mar 2012 01:00 PM PDT

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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m not even going to lie and say it isn’t half-full of premiere pics from American Reunion because, Jesus, just Jesus Christ. We’ve also got the only pose we’ll accept moving forward of Bethenny Frankel (Papparazi, I’m looking at you.), as well as Shia LaBeouf‘s face finally Read More ...

Courtney Stodden Still Believes In America

Posted: 20 Mar 2012 11:59 AM PDT

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America has a lot of problems right now. Our gun laws are murderously lax to the point where you can just shoot a black kid for carrying Skittles and get away with it, a legitimate potential presidential candidate literally wants to make porn illegal thanks to every single red state declaring war on the female Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Paid A Porn Star To Have Sex With Her While Michael Lohan Was Sleeping

Posted: 20 Mar 2012 10:22 AM PDT

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Porn star Alex Torres (a.k.a. “Voodoo”) apparently woke up the other morning and decided he wanted some instant publicity by making up a story that hinges on Lindsay Lohan paying for goods and services while her dad was actually around and doing something that’s not kicking people in the vagina. It’s almost as if Voodoo Read More ...

Jessica Simpson Should Never Stop Being Pregnant

Posted: 20 Mar 2012 09:31 AM PDT

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Without even counting the fact she looks like someone gave a house legs and made it walk in galoshes, Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy has already shut off what minimal filter she has in her brain and yielded us such comments about how she’s a sex-crazy mountain gorilla who constantly hurls herself at Eric Johnson whenever they’re Read More ...

How Dare You Suggest Gwyneth Paltrow Would Sully Her Precious Words With A Ghostwriter?!

Posted: 20 Mar 2012 07:53 AM PDT

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Last week, the New York Times ran what seemed to be an innocent article about ghostwriters working for celebrity chefs including Rachael Ray, Mario Batali, Jamie Oliver and, most notably, Gwyneth Paltrow who flipped the fuck out because the article basically revealed she allows the poor to gaze upon her (Turns out ghostwriters aren’t paid Read More ...

Here’s Beyonce’s ‘Post-Baby’ Body If You Believe She Actually Had A Baby And Other News

Posted: 20 Mar 2012 07:15 AM PDT

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- Ever want to see Harry Potter as noted poet Allen Ginsberg? Of course you did. - Jessica Nigri really grasps Twitter. - Rosie O’Donnell is god-awful to work for. Who knew? - Truthful iPad Review - Peyton Manning is a Denver Bronco now. - Maria Menounos‘ ass belongs Read More ...

Jon Hamm Still Isn’t Sorry For Calling Kim Kardashian An Idiot, Is Handsome

Posted: 20 Mar 2012 07:13 AM PDT

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Posted by Photo Boy When Jon Hamm first made what he thought was an offhand remark to an Elle UK reporter regarding his thoughts on reality television, he wasn’t thinking it would become anything more than that, let alone find himself defending the comment on TODAY: “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly Read More ...

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