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- This Jennifer Nicole Lee’s For You, Photo Boy (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.16.12)
- Tara Reid Basically Says ‘Hey, At Least I’m Not Lindsay Lohan,’ Is Right
- George Clooney Got Arrested
- ALL YOUR ELEVATOR ARE BELONG TO SNAGGLETOOTH
- So Lady GaGa’s Biological Clock Just Exploded
- Taylor Momsen’s Still Doing This And Other News
| This Jennifer Nicole Lee’s For You, Photo Boy (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.16.12) Posted: 16 Mar 2012 11:29 AM PDT        Huge thanks, everybody, for hanging in there with me this week while Photo Boy was away. In theory, he’ll be back Monday, and should the stars align, we even more theoretically might be able to tell you where he’s been and why this has been the most bizarro week in Superficial history. In the meantime, Read More ...  |
| Tara Reid Basically Says ‘Hey, At Least I’m Not Lindsay Lohan,’ Is Right Posted: 16 Mar 2012 10:38 AM PDT        Welcome to the exact moment Lindsay Lohan might want to consider dressing up like a baby and running herself over, because here’s Tara Reid essentially telling Access Hollywood that at least she’s not Lindsay Lohan and completely having a leg to stand on: "It's really important how you keep things private," she said when asked Read More ...  |
| Posted: 16 Mar 2012 09:19 AM PDT        George Clooney was arrested in Washington, DC today for protesting outside the Sudanese embassy, except none of that’s even scandalous at all because he wanted to get arrested to bring exposure to his cause and was smiling the whole time. But what is important is that I’ve discovered George Clooney testifying to a senate hearing Read More ...  |
| ALL YOUR ELEVATOR ARE BELONG TO SNAGGLETOOTH Posted: 16 Mar 2012 08:10 AM PDT        Apparently Kirsten Dunst refuses to uses elevators tarnished by the hoi polloi meat bags whose blood she feasts upon at will because her handlers commandeered an elevator at Chateau Marmont this week and refused entry to anyone lacking a distinctive snaggling of tooth. Page Six reports: "They said Kirsten Dunst was going up and down. Read More ...  |
| So Lady GaGa’s Biological Clock Just Exploded Posted: 16 Mar 2012 07:06 AM PDT        Not even a year ago, Lady GaGa was clearly snorting buckets of coke and telling people she IS the theater, but like any woman, she hit 25 and started thinking about ways she can make her life more complicated than it needs to be. So here she is telling Oprah she wants a bunch of Read More ...  |
| Taylor Momsen’s Still Doing This And Other News Posted: 16 Mar 2012 06:24 AM PDT        - Jennifer Lopez‘s manager thinks this Casper Smart thing is fucked up/really wants to get fired. - Into Asian chicks? Cancel your morning. - Anderson Cooper and M.I.A. had some sort of fight that demonstrated neither one of them know anything about anything. - Apparently the five people who saw John Read More ...  |
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