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- Ashley Hart In A Bikini (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 3.14.12)
- Russell Brand: ‘I Threw That iPhone As A Tribute To Steve Jobs’
- Jon Hamm Apologizes To Kim Kardashian In The Handsomest, Most ‘Go F-ck Yourself’ Way Possible
- So Robert Downey Jr. Might Be Anonymously Claiming Hayden Panettiere Was A Child Prostitute
- Lindsay Lohan Hit Another Person With Her Car
- Coco’s Ass Still Qualifies As A Battleship And Other News
- Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Are Finally Wearing Bikinis For ‘Spring Breakers’
| Ashley Hart In A Bikini (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 3.14.12) Posted: 14 Mar 2012 12:30 PM PDT        “So this is what it’s like to sex the ocean like a man. — I can take it or leave it.” And welcome to the part of the day where I whine and bitch and moan about Photo Boy not being here, and then stare wistfully out the window dreaming of his warm, wet nose Read More ...  |
| Russell Brand: ‘I Threw That iPhone As A Tribute To Steve Jobs’ Posted: 14 Mar 2012 11:32 AM PDT        Seeing as he did it in front of 85 other cameras, Russell Brand isn’t even trying to pretend he didn’t steal a photographer’s phone and toss it through a window in New Orleans Monday night. He tweeted this just an hour ago because he’s so very cheeky, don’t you see? Since Steve Jobs died I Read More ...  |
| Jon Hamm Apologizes To Kim Kardashian In The Handsomest, Most ‘Go F-ck Yourself’ Way Possible Posted: 14 Mar 2012 09:24 AM PDT        And now we know who the father is. Late last week, word got out that Jon Hamm made a comment in Elle UK where he called Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton “fucking idiots” because he’s an educated man with a keen sense of insight. Naturally Kim Kardashian feigned outrage at being correctly labeled because it Read More ...  |
| So Robert Downey Jr. Might Be Anonymously Claiming Hayden Panettiere Was A Child Prostitute Posted: 14 Mar 2012 08:23 AM PDT        If I’m reading this Jezebel piece correctly (Which I highly suggest you give a look.), there’s a strong theory floating around that apparently Robert Downey Jr. is anonymously confirming blind gossip items in the comment threads of celebrity blogs. And not just any blind gossip items, insanely fucked-up blind gossip items that allege Hayden Panettiere Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Hit Another Person With Her Car Posted: 14 Mar 2012 07:21 AM PDT        “I’ve struck again! BAHAHA- Wait, what do you mean it wasn’t a baby?” Because she’s clean and sober now and hates going out, Lindsay Lohan was trying to leave a club last night only to get “startled by the paparazzi” and clip the manager in the leg with her car. Naturally this new and responsible Read More ...  |
| Coco’s Ass Still Qualifies As A Battleship And Other News Posted: 14 Mar 2012 07:20 AM PDT        - Seduce spelled backward is also Jon Hamm. — Did I type that out loud? - Speaking of battleships, here’s Rihanna fighting aliens in a movie adaptation of the boring as hell board game you played whenever your mom dumped you at your grandparents. - Kate Upton’s 25 Sexiest Sports Moments Read More ...  |
| Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Are Finally Wearing Bikinis For ‘Spring Breakers’ Posted: 14 Mar 2012 06:27 AM PDT        In case you haven’t heard me say it 20 times by now, the set of Spring Breakers has been a goddamn treasure trove, and it was only a matter of time until Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens slapped on bikinis for this cinematic tour de force. On that note, somebody commented that the studio is Read More ...  |
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