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“Viggo Mortensen looks hot, old and happy in Canada” links Posted: 09 Mar 2012 10:44 AM PST Viggo Mortensen is hot, old in Canada: The Photos. [LaineyGossip] Katy Perry is boning Karl Lagerfeld's boy-toy/muse? Dear God. [Dlisted] Did Emma Watson drop out of college again? I should investigate. [Pop Sugar] John Mayer's ass (and throat) is on hiatus. [Celebuzz] Scout Willis is either a horrible brat or a good student. [Evil Beet] Dream-casting Rush Limbaugh. I hate to say it, but… John Goodman? [Pajiba] Christina Ricci will feel the wrath of the Twihards. [I'm Not Obsessed] Tara Reid went from "OK" to "OK/drunkish". [Go Fug Yourself] Jennifer Lawrence. Bangs trauma. [A Socialite Life] Jamie Foxx in his underwear, singing Michael Jackson. [The Blemish] Selena Gomez's new movie sounds like the setup of a p0rn0. [IDLITW] Kendall Jenner models Black Swan-inspired swimsuits. Ugh. [Yeeeah] WTF is wrong with Vogue Italia's editors?!?!? [Jezebel] Poor Bethenny Frankel, she's so RICH. [CDAN] Rush Limbaugh defends Joseph Kony. I'm not joking. [Bossip] Hilarious video of a reporter walking into a pole. [Videogum] LeAnn Rimes stares at her bolt-ons. [Celebslam]

Duchess Kate told a stranger that William “is well, but I’m missing him terribly” Posted: 09 Mar 2012 10:07 AM PST Here are even more photos of Duchess Kate from yesterday's Jubilee kickoff events in England. I'd like to thank all of the eagle-eyed commenters for talking about the hair situation, because I didn't even notice it yesterday – this was the first public event that Kate has done where she wasn't constantly touching her hair. Usually, she can't go five minutes without flipping, tossing, twerking, stroking, or fingering The Hair That Saved A Nation. Do you think someone on the Queen's staff said something to her? Probably. I hope it went something like, "Yo, Waity. Stop playing with your hair." Also: where is the mysterious "scar" again? I looked through lots of photos of the left side of her head – I don't see the "scar". My favorite photos from the day's activities are the ones of Kate and Her Majesty, The Queen sitting together on some sort of dais. The Queen looks kind of pissed off, and she keeps saying stuff to Kate, and Kate won't even meet the Queen's eye. For goodness sake, Waity!! Look at the Queen when she speaks to you. Don't stare off, trying to make eye contact with the nearest photographer. In addition to that, People Magazine has a very sympathetic Kate story – Kate told some random person that she's "missing William terribly." She probably is. Kate may have a full itinerary these days, traveling around the U.K. with Queen Elizabeth on her Diamond Jubilee tour, but her husband is still on her mind. During a visit to Leicester on Thursday, the Duchess of Cambridge met with well-wishers and gave one an update on Prince William. Physiotherapist Laura Murphy, 30, asked about the royal who’s currently working in the Falkland Islands, and Kate replied: “He’s well, but I’m missing him terribly,” Murphy told PEOPLE. Earlier in the day, Kate and Queen Elizabeth watched a fashion show at De Monfort University and met with locals near Leicester’s Clock Tower where they took in a dance celebrating Holi, a Hindu spring festival. Kate, 30, chatted animatedly with assistant city mayor Manjula Sood, who was explaining the moves. Later the two were welcomed to the city by the mayor – and Queen Elizabeth was presented with a commemorative photo album from her other visits to the city. [From People] I'm not going to make fun of Kate for that. She and William haven't even been married for a year, and going six weeks without him if probably difficult for her. Of course, she had lots of practice during the nine years they were dating. One last story – for World Book Day, some English school kids wrote to various public figures, asking about their favorite books. Duchess Kate responded! Or someone on her staff did – she told the kids that her favorite book is Anne of Green Gables. Can I admit something? I never read it. It's a children's book, right? What does it say about Kate that her favorite book is Anne of Green Gables? Photos courtesy of WENN.

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