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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.29.12
- Here’s More James Axl Federline Franco Rose
- Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Ended, But Not Really
- Uma Thurman’s Breasts Want Off
- The Dude Banging Miley Cyrus Almost Killed Thor With A Throwing Knife
- Paris Hilton’s Still in Swimwear and Other News
- Elizabeth Olsen Is Turning Into Her Sisters. Goddammit.
- Justin Bieber Thinks Relationships Are All About Honesty. HAHAHAHA! Silly Christ Child
- The Situation Is The Real Father Of Snooki’s Baby
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.29.12 Posted: 29 Mar 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we officially declare Maria Menounos‘s ass the winner of Dancing With The Stars and that goes for every season here on out. We’ve also got Emile Hirsch on his way to full-blown Shia, as well as The Rock and John Cena reacting to what I can only Read More ...  |
| Here’s More James Axl Federline Franco Rose Posted: 29 Mar 2012 11:32 AM PDT        “Whoop whoop! I’mma sing a song about sizzurp ’cause it’s on my necklace for irony and shit. ♫ Oh, sizzurp, sizzurp, you once made me have sex with a lizzurp… ♫” Because he earned a film degree from NYU the hard way (Read: Skipped all his classes to make short films about having a dick Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Ended, But Not Really Posted: 29 Mar 2012 10:53 AM PDT        The state of California can officially stop pretending it gives a shit if Lindsay Lohan completes her community service or not because the judge just ended her probation. Or at least the formal part of it because apparently she still has two and a half more years to not break the law, which she will Read More ...  |
| Uma Thurman’s Breasts Want Off Posted: 29 Mar 2012 10:30 AM PDT        Because, exactly as I predicted, an insane amount of you clicked on the Uma Thurman pregnant bikini photos on Monday, here she is again yesterday in all her misshapened beauty and.. well, shapes. MARVEL at each of her breasts trying to escape in opposite directions. OGLE at the self-mammogram. THRILL at how you can’t believe Read More ...  |
| The Dude Banging Miley Cyrus Almost Killed Thor With A Throwing Knife Posted: 29 Mar 2012 10:22 AM PDT        Liam Hemsworth, more commonly known as “that dude whose dick cake Miley Cyrus wouldn’t stop eating,” and his brother Chris, more commonly known as MOTHERFUCKING THOR, apparently used to get into crazy fights when they were kids. And by crazy I mean they almost killed each other with goddamn knives. Via Starpulse: The Aussie hunk Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton’s Still in Swimwear and Other News Posted: 29 Mar 2012 08:40 AM PDT        - It’s going to cost $1.3 million to get Jessica Simpson‘s baby out of her which is pretty cheap for one of those giant space drills from Armageddon. - Whoa, wait. An entire Pog collection for just a night with a ginge? Seems a bit much. - Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are Read More ...  |
| Elizabeth Olsen Is Turning Into Her Sisters. Goddammit. Posted: 29 Mar 2012 08:36 AM PDT        If you’re a heroin addict who occasionally has sex with Elizabeth Olsen, now would be a good time to stop before Michelle Williams gets left raising another baby all by herself. What’s that? Jason Segel’s helping her out? Even worse. Photos: Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Thinks Relationships Are All About Honesty. HAHAHAHA! Silly Christ Child Posted: 29 Mar 2012 07:32 AM PDT        In a recent radio interview, Justin Bieber set himself up to learn a valuable lesson about relationships after alerting his insane murderous teen fanbase that he’s in no rush to marry Selena Gomez so keep those underage vaginas running. Via Hollywood Life: "I'm not getting married anytime soon, ladies!" Justin said in a March 27 Read More ...  |
| The Situation Is The Real Father Of Snooki’s Baby Posted: 29 Mar 2012 06:29 AM PDT  - SPONSORED POST - So apparently The Situation actually is the father of Snooki‘s baby, and, wow, this is going to eat up a lot of words. I don’t even know where to begin: Except not really. You’ve Just Been PUNK’D New episodes of Punk’d hosted by Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus start tonight Read More ...  |
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