The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- ‘Spring Breakers’ And The Delicate Art of Ass Cheek Cinematography
- Rihanna Denies Dating Ashton Kutcher, Kind Of Pissed You’d Even Ask
- Alicia Silverstone’s Going To Be ‘That’ Mom, Walks Around With Son Dangling From Her Boob
- Lindsay Lohan’s Guest Starring On ‘Glee’ Now
- Megan Fox Might Be Pregnant
- From The Desk of The Superficial
| ‘Spring Breakers’ And The Delicate Art of Ass Cheek Cinematography Posted: 28 Mar 2012 01:37 PM PDT        “Hmph. Vanessa always get the good close-ups…” I’m almost positive the set of Spring Breakers can sense when I’m working alone because not only did it grace me this morning with James Franco as Axl Kevin Federline Rose, but also brand new bikini shots of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens who’s apparently extremely comfortable with Read More ...  |
| Rihanna Denies Dating Ashton Kutcher, Kind Of Pissed You’d Even Ask Posted: 28 Mar 2012 12:10 PM PDT        While attending the press conference for Battleship in London today (above), Rihanna shot down rumors that she’s dating Ashton Kutcher and was actually pretty pissed someone even asked her about it because it’s not like she was spotted leaving his house at 4 a.m. and no one believes she’s stupid enough to fuck Chris Brown Read More ...  |
| Alicia Silverstone’s Going To Be ‘That’ Mom, Walks Around With Son Dangling From Her Boob Posted: 28 Mar 2012 11:10 AM PDT      It was at that moment Bear Blu realized soon his mother would begin regurgitating her breast milk. Calmly he adjusted the handgun in his diaper and waited. Patience, Bear. Patience… While the Internet learned that Alicia Silverstone fully believes her son is a small eaglet that requires pre-digested food vomited into his mouth, she spent Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Guest Starring On ‘Glee’ Now Posted: 28 Mar 2012 09:48 AM PDT        Back in 2010, Lindsay Lohan threatened to sue Glee after Gwyneth Paltrow made a joke about Lindsay going to rehab during a cameo. Needless to say, the whole thing was retarded. Jump to today, where reports are now coming in that Lindsay is guest starring on Glee except here’s the part where I actually did Read More ...  |
| Posted: 28 Mar 2012 08:47 AM PDT        Taking time off from their usual weekly claim that Jennifer Aniston and/or Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt‘s baby, Star is reporting that Megan Fox is with child which I’m immediately going to say is bullshit because Reese Witherspoon already used all the pregnant in Hollywood. Via RadarOnline: “They just found out and are Read More ...  |
| From The Desk of The Superficial Posted: 28 Mar 2012 07:13 AM PDT        “Tell me cheesy bread costs extra… This is my town.” Top o’ the morning. If you’ve been following the site for the past two weeks, this is usually around the time a hot chick’s been popping up with a bunch of links to other sites that I assume five of you look at. However, today Read More ...  |
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