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- Katy Perry worries Russell Brand will cheat on her during her 9-month tour
- Hot Guy Friday: For Whom The Dong Tolls
- John Galliano was arrested for assault & anti-Semitic hate speech
- David Arquette on Courteney potentially cheating, he wants to get back with her
- Cameron Diaz & Alex Rodriguez are talking about prenups, marriage
- Patricia and Rosanna Arquette reveal abusive childhood: choking, stabbing
- Jessica Simpson: “Yes, I am working out… I always take care of myself”
- Kate Middleton wears a smart red suit for her second royal outing
- Alex Pettyfer: psycho, stalker, predator and pyromaniac?
- Gisele Bundchen is a “Modern Muse”: gorgeous or fug?
Katy Perry worries Russell Brand will cheat on her during her 9-month tour Posted: 25 Feb 2011 08:35 AM PST A few weeks ago, Life & Style reported that after three months into their marriage, Katy Perry was already looking for a marriage counselor. Apparently, after a whirlwind romance and an ill-advised wedding, Katy and Russell Brand are now finding themselves bored (at best) or fighting constantly (at worst). Star Magazine has a new report that reiterates the marriage counselor story, and then goes further to claim that Katy is worried about going on her 9-month world tour, because she fears Russell will go back to boozing and cruising.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] I tend to think that we don't have much to worry about regarding Russell's former drug addictions. I honestly think he got those demons off his back, and he enjoys his sober and clean life. Now, the "sex addiction" is another story. Whether or not you think sex addiction is a real thing (I'm honestly doubtful), I don't think the headline should be "Russell Brand, sex addict, cheats on his wife" if and when it does happen. Because most of the time, men just cheat because they can. It's not about "addiction". It's because Katy and Russell got married too fast and with too little thought for their future, and because Katy goes on a nine-month tour and leaves Russell at home, looking through his "options". |
Hot Guy Friday: For Whom The Dong Tolls Posted: 25 Feb 2011 08:10 AM PST Taye Diggs. It occurred to me late in the week that Taye had never been a headliner "Hot Guy" which is a gross oversight on my part. I know some of you think Taye isn't the nice guy that his public image would have us believe. Maybe he's not. But I prefer to live in my dream world (when it comes to Taye) and just imagine that he's simply a really hot dude who has loved the same woman for over a decade, and that he's a devoted family man. Let me have this, bitches! Alex O'Loughlin. Just because he's pretty. Although I think we get requests for him sometimes - he's on Hawaii 5-0 now, with Scott Caan and Daniel Dae Kim, other HGF dudes we've featured before. I like Alex a lot better when he's speaking in his regular, erotic Aussie accent, but his American accent isn't bad. But who's listening to him anyway? He's just so pretty. Dean Winters. We get so many requests for him, and I literally have no idea why. I mean, are those Allstate commercials really that erotic? No. Don't get me wrong - I like him. I liked him on the first season of Law & Order: SVU, I liked him on 30 Rock as Liz Lemon's dummy boyfriend, and I even liked him when he made that guest appearance on Sex & the City, the old school HBO episodes. He's an underrated actor. But why do you bitches keep requesting him? You know you could request, like, Clive Owen or Michael Fassbender, right? What's the erotic appeal of Dean Winters? Whatever, enjoy. Please don't request him again for a while. By the way, my favorite photo of him is the one where he's licking Christopher Meloni. It's beautiful. Jonathan Rhys Meyers. We always get requests for JRM, and I guess I get it. He's sexy, sensual, beautiful, and he also seems rather tortured and vulnerable. It's kind of erotic. Also, many commenters named him as their number one down-low dong, probably because the guy turns into some kind of monster when he's drunk, and he's drunk in public way too much. But yes, he's pretty. I get it. Also: I made an effort to choose photos where his Crazy Coke Eyes are under control. It took forever! Josh Hartnett. By request. I always forget about him because it always seems like he never works. Even when he does have a movie coming out, he rarely does the promotional rounds. He’s so weird. I tend to think he’s trying to do the teen-heartthrob-to-legit-actor thing that Heath Ledger did so successfully. Unfortunately, I don’t think Josh is terribly talented. But he is pretty. Minus the dirt-lip. Michael B. Jordan (By CB) You might not have heard of this 23 year-old actor, but I’m sure that will change soon. Jordan can be seen on NBC’s Friday Night Lights and Parenthood along with a guest role on Fox show Lie to Me. I know him from Parenthood, where he plays a kid who is more mature than his years. He steals every scene he’s in and I love his eyes and the very subtle way he expresses emotion. He’s not famous enough yet to have any magazine spreads that I could find, (except for this FNL cast photo in GQ!) but again that will change. James Scott (By CB) Scott is a veteran soap opera and former model who currently stars on Days of Our Lives. I will admit that I’ve recently begun watching this cheesy show, but it pays off every day in some beautiful man candy. Scott, supposedly 32, is British and his accent and those looks get me every time. It doesn’t matter that his character is a conniving bastard, that just adds to his appeal. He’s killing me with those glasses and scruff. Woody Harrelson (By CB) Woody can surely be a dick of the highest order, but he also plays one on screen to a T. He was sublime in No Country for Old Men and he played a zombie-killing badass with a heart in Zombieland, which is about to get a sequel. I find him oddly hot, both then and now. Remember how cute he used to be? Jon Hamm. He's our dong dessert this week, just because. Because we haven't had many Jon Hamm stories lately and I miss him. I cannot even begin to describe how much I want scientists to study Jon Hamm so he can be replicated and distributed to the female population at large. If ever a case was to be made for human cloning, I give you THE HAMM. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, PRPhotos, Clive Owen’s fansite, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images. |
John Galliano was arrested for assault & anti-Semitic hate speech Posted: 25 Feb 2011 07:46 AM PST John Galliano is the new Mel Gibson. Only
[From HuffPo] I always forget that in some parts of the world, hate speech is against the law. So… is John Galliano some kind of horrible anti-Semite and no one has ever realized it before? Was he just drunk? Exhausted? Eh. I hate using alcohol or exhaustion as excuses for this kind of stupidity. You know what happens when I drink? I never make racial slurs. You know what happens when I'm really tired and stressed out? I never make racial slurs. So… is this just some isolated incident or are we going to find out that one of the most important designers in the world is a flaming anti-Semite? |
David Arquette on Courteney potentially cheating, he wants to get back with her Posted: 25 Feb 2011 07:22 AM PST
We’ve already covered a guest appearance by David’s sisters, in which they discussed how difficult and abusive their childhood was and how that affected their little brother. Here are some of the highlights of David’s interview. (I’m putting this in a quote box but the commentary is mine):
So here’s what I think, Courtney wanted to hook up with her co-star, so she called for a time out in her marriage. She might not have been cheating at that time, but she was having an emotional affair and wanted a pass to sleep with the other guy. David flipped out and started drinking and partying but within a few months he realized that wasn’t helping anything. He went to rehab and took it seriously and now he’s working on repairing himself and his marriage. Courtney is still with that Brian Von Holt guy probably, (according to this weeks Enquirer she’s is at least) and that’s complicating things. David told Oprah that he’s living alone in a home that he and Courtney own in LA, and he said that he’s going to support groups, doing yoga and meditating and working on some side projects like pitching a game show. (You can watch a segment with him at home on Oprah.com) He’s a guy who feels things deeply and needs to find a constructive way to cope with it. I was really touched by him and by his story. |
Cameron Diaz & Alex Rodriguez are talking about prenups, marriage Posted: 25 Feb 2011 07:18 AM PST For some reason, several tabloids have stories about Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez's relationship this week. They make me nauseous as a couple. I'll admit to "getting" Alex when he was with Kate Hudson - at least they seemed kind of fun. But Alex and Cameron is just a turn off for me. I hate who she is with him - and I usually like Cameron for the most part. Anyway, in this week's Star Magazine, "insiders" claim that Alex and Camy are talking seriously about marriage - to the point where they're even meeting with lawyers to negotiate a pre-nup. So romantic.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] I just don't buy that Cameron is "taking it slow" and being "careful". I think she's the one who is more into this relationship than him. I think to Alex, Cameron is just another blonde to bone for the time being. Also, the prenup rumor just irritates me. Yes, they're both very wealthy, and I don't blame either of them for wanting to protect their assets. But if you're dating someone and you're in "love" and your first thought is your assets, you shouldn't be getting married. Maybe I think that because I lack the bride gene - I just think that if two wealthy people are in love and they are truly concerned about their assets (not to mention his wandering eye and that whole "portrait of the baller as a centaur" thing), don't get married. Just live together. See how it goes. Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin and Fame. |
Patricia and Rosanna Arquette reveal abusive childhood: choking, stabbing Posted: 25 Feb 2011 06:39 AM PST
They came from a family of actors, with a grandfather who was on Hollywood Squares, a father who was a character actor and a mother who was a poet. When David was born they lived for a while on a commune in Virginia with no electricity, no running water and no bathroom. When David was about four they moved to Chicago and then to Los Angeles. The two of them discussed what they went through with one parent who was an addict and another who was abusive.
[From The Oprah Winfrey show, aired 2-24-11] After watching that clip, David got choked up and said that “the beautiful story about that sort of sad background is that my parents healed themselves throughout their lives. My father got sober, my mother became a marriage family counselor. We’re all dealing with processing our pain in different ways.” David explained that he wanted to fix everything in his childhood by fixing things with Courtney, but instead he repressed his feelings and tried to cope with it by drinking. Courteney tried to get him to stop, but it took a long time until it got bad enough for him to take her seriously. We’ll get to more on his relationship with Courtney in a moment. It’s just so sad to hear what the Arquettes went through as children. As least they had a chance to know their parents and make peace with them once they got sober. |
Jessica Simpson: “Yes, I am working out… I always take care of myself” Posted: 25 Feb 2011 06:38 AM PST Last week, the tabloids revealed that Jessica Simpson was getting serious about losing weight for her wedding. The proof? She hired celebrity trainer and chipmunky, bolt-on-y fraud Tracy Anderson. For the past few weeks, Jessica has barely been seen, and when she has, she's only been photographed coming out of the gym. These photos are from yesterday - note the Yale sweatshirt. Because Eric went to Yale, get it? He's her Yalie, and she has the sweatshirt to prove it! Also, she carrying a Louis Vuitton bag to the gym. I think the LV bag might even be her gym bag. Ugh. Last night, Farty got on her Twitter and wrote: “Yes, I am working out, but why is that worth any sorta press? I always take care of myself. Eric and I could get married right now in sweats!” [From Jessica Simpson's Twitter feed] Um, it's getting press because for a while there, you had gained some noticeable weight. And it's getting press because it is not always obvious that you "always take care" of yourself. And you could get married in sweats? DO IT!!!! I would love those wedding photos so much. Better yet, get married in your sweats, on the couch, and burp out your vows!!! Anyway, after she worked out, Jessica decided to undo all of her good work by going to Margarita Thursday or something:
[From Radar] Trouble in farty, couchy, sweatpants, golddigger paradise? It was probably a minor tiff. Or maybe Jessica just let one rip and Eric was “in the line of fire" and he had to move away. You know hers are deadly. |
Kate Middleton wears a smart red suit for her second royal outing Posted: 25 Feb 2011 06:10 AM PST After yesterday's successful outing to christen a lifeboat in Wales, Kate Middleton and Prince William made their second official royal appearance today in Scotland, at their alma mater, St. Andrews. This is where they met and fell in love, and it is where they returned, for some event for the Papal Bull. That's not important though. The important thing is Kate's daring red suit, which is apparently "from her own wardrobe" (meaning she didn't buy a new suit for the outing, meaning she's really frugal). I like Kate a lot better here - hair down, smart suit, not as buttoned up. She looks younger and more relaxed. But my goodness, she's getting so skinny. She wasn't this thin when they announced the engagement - she must have lost 10 to 15 pounds in the past two months alone. I hope she's not "pulling a Diana". Ugh. Here's more about the visit:
[From CNN] I can think of some other things to do in Scotland besides "fall in love". Like… play golf, drink, and bone Scottish dudes. Seriously. But I do think it's cute that they went back to where it all started for them. And I love the suit, and I'm starting to have high hopes for our little Waity (HRH Duchess of Crumpets). |
Alex Pettyfer: psycho, stalker, predator and pyromaniac? Posted: 25 Feb 2011 05:38 AM PST These are photos of Alex Pettyfer at last night's premiere of Beastly. Alex arrived late to the premiere, but not because he's a surly douche. Apparently, there was a fire at his house, and he had to wait with the firefighters for a short time, and that's why he was late. According to Radar, the fire started in Alex's detached garage, and while firefighters took care of it, "Pettyfer walked the red carpet, did interviews and introduced the film at the premiere, but left after a short time presumably to deal with the fire." Now… considering what everyone says about Alex being a "psycho," could it be that he maybe started this fire? For attention? For sympathy? Just because he wants to watch the world burn? Thoughts? Anyway, this week the tabloids are full of musings on Alex's "psycho" behavior. He has a reputation as an actor with a short fuse who "goes ballistic anytime someone says something he doesn't agree to". And the stories about his breakup with Dianna Agron keep coming - read this In Touch Weekly with a sinister frame of mind:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] So he shows up at her work and begs and demands to see her? Yeah… seems kind of sketchy. In addition to this seemingly innocuous story, Us Weekly's print edition has further revelations about Alex's bad behavior. In addition to Dianna finding Alex to be "psycho," Us Weekly also notes that Alex "has been losing his sh-t" after the breakup, even going so far as to make threats to Dianna over the phone: "He was on the phone with her and he absolutely lost it, screaming at her." Sources also say that while Dianna and Alex were together, Dianna's personality changed from sweet good-girl to diva. In their relationship, "he calls all of the shots… he made her fire her entire management team for no apparent reason… Dianna was completely Stepford around him… she was under his spell, she was such a doormat and she could end up with him again." An insider says that Alex had the same effect on his previous ex, Emma Roberts. Meanwhile, Us Weekly also reports that during production of Beastly, Alex was trying to seduce Vanessa Hudgens off-camera, and she wasn't into it. A source says: "She wasn't interested, but he continued to pursue her. It got so bad that Vanessa couldn't talk to him anymore. She hated him!" Vanessa wore this Julien Macdonald dress with a long train - I don't really care for it, and it's too tight in the bust. Also: isn't it interesting that they didn't pose together on the red carpet? |
Gisele Bundchen is a “Modern Muse”: gorgeous or fug? Posted: 25 Feb 2011 04:57 AM PST This is Gisele Bundchen's cover for the Spring issue of Muse Magazine. There are several covers, though, with models like Carolyn Murphy and Karen Elson featured as "The Modern Muses". Gisele's is one of the most striking of all of the covers, though, and her photo shoot was released as well. If you'd like to see additional shots and covers from the Luigi Murenu photo shoot, go here, to The Fashion Spot. So… Gisele as some kind of bird. That was my first thought - she looks very bird-like on the cover. It's her posture and the feathers, I think. She looks like she's about swoop down and grab something in her mouth. The rest of the shoot is kind of cool though - I like the photo where it looks like her boobs have a sun visor. Just a note - neither Gisele nor Tom Brady has responded to Bridget Moynahan's remarks in More Magazine. I wasn't really expecting Gisele to say anything - at least, not until her next big magazine interview, which could be months from now. I should say this, though - Gisele never goes after Bridget. She never says anything bad about Bridget or anything like that, to her credit. Gisele just claims Bridget's son as her own. I tend to take Gisele as a passive-aggressive, but maybe she's just clueless. |
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