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- And ‘Two and a Half Men’ is Canceled
- Charlie Sheen: ‘I Just Cured Alcoholism. Right Now. With My Mind.’
- Bethenney Frankel’s Baby is a Handy Shield and Other News
- Who Wants to See What Katie Holmes Will Look Like in 10 Years?
- VIDEO: Kacey Jordan’s Aborted Baby Was ‘Spiritually Adopted’
- Karissa Shannon in a Bikini
- Kanye West on Abortion
- ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Has Nude Photos Now
- Charlie Sheen’s Going on Another Porn Star Bender – With Brooke Mueller
- Britney. Spears. Always. Looks. Pregnant.
| And ‘Two and a Half Men’ is Canceled Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:14 PM PST  “Guess which one of us ain’t on the party plane. SHEEN-SASSIN’D.” Before we delve into Part Two of “Charlie Sheen Remembered Coke’s His Oxygen Again,” here’s a quick update on why Brooke Mueller was suspiciously missing from his in-flight interview with Alex Jones: Charlie kicked her off the plane. Whether that means literally or they actually Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen: ‘I Just Cured Alcoholism. Right Now. With My Mind.’ Posted: 24 Feb 2011 01:42 PM PST  “You’re welcome!” In case there were any doubts that Charlie Sheen didn’t just launch himself into an private jet full of coke and porn stars, he called in this afternoon to Alex Jones’ Infowars and revealed he’s in the air with “two hotties.” (Ha! Brooke Mueller thought there was going to be a foursome. Stupid drug Read More ... |
| Bethenney Frankel’s Baby is a Handy Shield and Other News Posted: 24 Feb 2011 01:29 PM PST    - For Chris Brown supporters everywhere. - Eminem is the President of the Internet. - Kim Kardashian sues Old Navy like a crazy person. - Paula Deen just got invited to Charlie Sheen’s house. - Drew Barrymore says Justin Long has a small penis — That’s what I got from this. - Read More ... |
| Who Wants to See What Katie Holmes Will Look Like in 10 Years? Posted: 24 Feb 2011 12:36 PM PST    Here’s Katie Holmes at Fashion Week in Milan this morning where her mother Kathleen gave a shockingly accurate peek into Katie’s future along with demonstrating the face she made after her first heart-to-heart with Tom Cruise. TOM: So basically you need to look the other way and pretend two males aren’t having sex. KATHLEEN: Oh, dearie, I Read More ... |
| VIDEO: Kacey Jordan’s Aborted Baby Was ‘Spiritually Adopted’ Posted: 24 Feb 2011 11:29 AM PST    Presumably still salty over the Bentley she was promised mid-coitus, Kacey Jordan can’t seem to stop talking about her three-day coke-fest with Charlie Sheen. You know, the one she went on while pregnant with somebody’s baby she can’t remember. Not that it matters, of course, because she had it vacuumed out this week which apparently Read More ... |
| Posted: 24 Feb 2011 10:34 AM PST    We’ve dealt with some pretty heavy topics this morning: Charlie Sheen’s mind-control powers, Amber Portwood naked and Kanye being extorted vis a vis his own ejaculate. So here’s Karissa Shannon in a bikini to lighten the mood before I essentially combine all those topics together and post about Kacey Jordan claiming a man “spiritually adopted” Read More ... |
| Posted: 24 Feb 2011 09:54 AM PST    Last week Justin Bieber graced us with His views on abortion, setting the Internet ablaze. So naturally it makes sense that Kanye West would steal a 16-year-old’s game and tweet his own thoughts on the controversial subject: an abortion can cost a ballin’ nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant Read More ... |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Has Nude Photos Now Posted: 24 Feb 2011 09:07 AM PST    Because God has truly forsaken us, Teen Mom star Amber Portwood sold nude photos of herself which sounds highly unusual for someone who puts on make-up first thing in the morning and smiles directly at the paparazzi for exclusive photos. Trust me, I know. RadarOnline reports: The controversial Teen Mom star posed for the photos a Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen’s Going on Another Porn Star Bender – With Brooke Mueller Posted: 24 Feb 2011 08:06 AM PST    Charlie Sheen is scheduled to return to work on Tuesday after a forced hiatus that cost the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men an entire month of income, so you’d assume he’d want to put his best foot forward and take it easy. Except if you did that you’d be an idiot Read More ... |
| Britney. Spears. Always. Looks. Pregnant. Posted: 24 Feb 2011 07:32 AM PST    Here’s Britney Spears arriving at LAX yesterday after visiting her family in Kentwood, Leeseyanner and apparently the photo agencies I do business with hired all new editors who’ve lived in caves for the past decade because here’s how they literally tried to sell these photos: A worn out looking Britney has spent the past couple days Read More ... |
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