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Kelsey Grammer & Kayte Walsh got married
“Kirsten Dunst gets naked with a lion” links
Will Two and a Half Men go on without Charlie Sheen?
Angelina Jolie designed a special diamond pendant for her lover, Brad Pitt
Is a Scarlett Johansson & Josh Hartnett reunion happening?
New couple alert: Kathy Griffin & Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa?
Charlie Sheen rants, Two and a Half Men canceled, Sheen rants again

Kelsey Grammer & Kayte Walsh got married

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 02:40 PM PST

This odd, moody photo is called "The Smile of a Golddigger On Her Wedding Day, Part IV". If you look hard, you can see Kayte Walsh flashing her "Frasier Money, Sluts!" smile to the world, because Kayte just hitched herself to the Kelsey Grammer train. Kelsey and Kayte were married today in New York, in an private ceremony which was so very intimate that the press release was pre-written:

A mere two weeks after Kelsey Grammer was granted a divorce from Camille Grammer, the actor tied the knot with Kayte Walsh on Friday in New York City.

Grammer, 55, and Walsh, 29, exchanged vows during an afternoon ceremony at the Longacre Theater in New York City, where the five-time Emmy Award-winner recently starred in the Tony-winning revival of the musical La Cage aux Folles.

“Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh were married today at a private ceremony for family and friends,” his rep said in a statement.

“I’ve never been happier in my life,” Grammer told PEOPLE last month. Added Walsh, a British flight attendant: “I’m extremely happy.”

Following the ceremony, the newlyweds and their guests headed to the reception at the Plaza Hotel, where celebrity event designer Ed Libby transformed the Grand Ballroom into a mix of Hollywood glamour and uptown sophistication, with hundreds of candles, lavish floral arrangements of blush pink and white roses and tulips and a long, regal table where the newlyweds were seated.

The four-course dinner menu accommodated the vegetarian bride and also included king oyster mushroom carpaccio, wild mushroom risotto, grilled filet mignon with blue potato gratin and bittersweet chocolate tart.

The celebration is scheduled to go late into the night at the Plaza, where Libby planned to transform the ballroom into a stylish club with gold lounge furniture, cocktail tables, a dance floor – and a buffet to include braised beef short ribs, poached shrimp and a wedding cake by Sylvia Weinstock.

[From People]

I think I had blocked it out of my mind that Kayte is British. Somehow, that's a relief. She's not a standard-issue American golddigger, thank God. Britannia owns this one. Well… congratulations to the happy couple. Good luck, Kayte. Just close your eyes and think of… um… money?

Also - that menu sounds really good. I would love some filet mignon and some mushroom risotto. Kelsey has good taste… in food.

UPDATE: A nice shot of her dress and the ring - I’m glad that she kept it simple, honestly. It suits her.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

“Kirsten Dunst gets naked with a lion” links

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 11:00 AM PST

Kiki Dunst looks gorgeous in this Bulgari ad. But the lion is all "meh". [ICYDK]
The Oscar Predictions You Really Care About. [Gawker]
What the hell happened to Debra Messing?! [Go Fug Yourself]
Taylor Swift is dating a Chord. [LaineyGossip]
Pajiba review of Cedar Rapids - is Ed Helms any good? [Pajiba]
Chelsea Handler is "36" now. [Dlisted]
Sparkles Pattinson is a cracked-out hoarder. [Yeeeah]
Jon Hamm. That is all. [Pop Sugar]
Natalie Portman wears a virginal muumuu. [Celebuzz]
Charo hates Lady Gaga. [Evil Beet]
Eminem has more friends than Lady Gaga. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Vintage Winona Ryder. Look at her hair! [The Frisky]
Djimon Hounsou wants another baby with Kimora. Ugh. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jennifer Garner in Arthur - a preview. [Agent Bedhead]
So, Zac Efron & Michelle Pfeiffer are movie love interests? [A Socialite Life]
Catherine Zeta-Jones has a great "angry face." [PopEater]
Irina Shayk’s neighbors are prudes. [Celebslam]

Will Two and a Half Men go on without Charlie Sheen?

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 10:57 AM PST

Before yesterday’s late breaking news that Two and a Half Men was canceled for the rest of the season, The Enquirer’s Mike Walker reported that contingency plans were being made for the show to go on without Charlie. It’s worth noting that CBS and Warner Brothers’ statement said the show was being discontinued “for the rest of the season,” not that it was canceled indefinitely. Given how popular and lucrative it is, they’re probably not sure what they’re going to do with it. The Enquirer claims that other actors and potential plotlines were being floated around as a way to continue the show without Charlie:

My backstage spies report that CBS network brass just ordered “Two and a Half Men” producers to start conceptualizing their mega-hit show without star Charlie Sheen, and they’re discussing two possible replacements: Robert Downey, Jr. or John Stamos. Meanwhile, writers are feverishly dreaming up story lines crafted to introduce a new star - including one that’s a real giggle: Charlie, fed up with boozing and womanizing, runs off to join a monastery and renounces all worldly possessions. Here’s the kicker: He wills his house to a cousin - not to brother Jon Cryer!

[From The National Enquirer, Mike Walker's column, print edition, March 7, 2011]

Walker went on to write that Sheen had no idea how close he was to getting fired, and we know that ended up being true. If this is the case and they’re trying to come up with some way to film without Charlie using a far fetched plotline it could work. That show has all sorts of dumb implausible plots and somehow it remains the most popular comedy on CBS.

Still, not everyone thinks Two and a Half Men can go on without Charlie. CNN ran a recent story questioning whether this was possible, and they came to the conclusion that the show is probably over once Charlie is off. That doesn’t mean it’s been a bust for them. They quoted talent manager Barry Katz who noted that everyone has made a ton of money thanks to Charlie and would probably do it again. “I think if you were to look at CBS, the production company and all of the executives, and you were to say to them, ‘We are going to hire Charlie Sheen, but let me tell you what is going to happen in the future. In the future, we are going to have a hit show, which is going to make a billion that is going to be spread amongst everybody.

“‘In the ninth and the 10th year, he’s going to have some issues, and there’s going to be some stoppage. ‘He’s going to go away, and it’s going to cost us some money.’ I think every single executive would still sign on to do the show.”

The crew would probably find other jobs if they had this foreknowledge, though. It doesn’t matter how much lip service Charlie pays to his “family” (not the porn stars, the crew. I’m referring to his latest rant), they’re the ones he screwed, not Chuck Lorre.

Oh and that crap that Charlie spouted about getting a job on HBO is of course not true. I also have to mention that he probably wasn’t being anti-semitic when he called Chuck Lorre by “Chaim” Levine, as Lorre calls himself Chaim and Levine is his given name. That doesn’t make the rest of Charlie’s rant any more sane or normal.

Angelina Jolie designed a special diamond pendant for her lover, Brad Pitt

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 10:19 AM PST

As I read this Us Weekly piece, my expression must have changed from disgust to concern to outright pleasure. Angelina Jolie has designed a special love token for her bitch, Brad Pitt. Angelina's bitch loves his diamonds, because Brad is some kind of fancy kept man who needs to be pampered, apparently. This is all according to Us Weekly's source, who must be the manager of jeweler Robert Procop's store, because this is just a paid advertisement for his jewels:

Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but it seems Brad Pitt is awfully fond of them as well. Angelina Jolie, 35, commissioned London-based jewelery designer Robert Procop to create a diamond pendant for her beau, 47, engraved with a love message a source confirms to UsMagazine.com.

The actress has donned Procop’s designs on several red carpets and is even working with him to create her own jewelry line, The Style of Jolie.

The pair based the pendant — which is worth a six-figure sum — on Ancient Egyptian amulets that contained hidden messages.

As for the engraved missive, “The hidden message is lasered on,” Procop told UK’s Daily Mail. “I can’t tell you what it says, and you would need a microscope to read it!”

[From Us Weekly]

First: The Style of Jolie. LMAO. I really, REALLY hope that Angelina is in no way involved with that. She's just can't be. I can't see her sitting there, saying to herself, "Damn, I'm really good at designing jewels for mah bitches, I need to do my own line so that EVERYONE can enjoy The Style of Jolie!!!"

Second: I want to figure out what the "hidden message" is. Here are my guesses:

1. "Property of Whiskey Bravo."
2. "Angie's Bitch."
3. "Just a little bauble for my angel!"
4. "The Gerbils of Doom were wrong, six years and strong!"
5. "Lovingly Made By The Style of Jolie"
6. "Does this make me look fat?"
7. "Empress Zahara 4 Eva."
8. "Leftie loosie, rightie tightie."
9. "You can leave your hat on."
10. "I can't believe you wanted this."
11. "Now you can burn that stupid goddamn pendant Jennifer gave you."

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Is a Scarlett Johansson & Josh Hartnett reunion happening?

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 09:41 AM PST

I always forget that Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson were a thing. Apparently, they dated for more than a year, circa 2006-ish. They met while filming The Black Dahlia, and while together, they were very low-key. Very few photo-ops, and they even made a point of not standing together while they promoted The Black Dahlia. Much like ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds made it a point to rarely be photographed together… and Gwyneth and Chris. When you put it in perspective, the whole "we're so private" thing just seems like you're already thinking ahead to the breakup. Anyway, ScarJo and Josh. She was young, he was tall, they were hot together. Some might even claim that Josh was Scarlett's first love. And now there are rumors about them again:

It seemed like old times for newly single Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett when they dined in the garden of the Chateau Marmont on Feb. 15. The pair, who split in 2006 after dating for more than a year, "were extremely cozy all night, practically on each other's lap," an eyewitness tells Star. "She even fed him bites from her plate."

Notes an insider: "Josh was her first love."

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Not to quote Paris Hilton, but that's hot. I would be into this re-coupling. ScarJo & JoHart are much, much sexier than ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, or any other dude you want to put her with.

That being said, I think ScarJo is just in some kind of "I'll literally screw anybody" phase of her post-split era. I doubt this is going to turn into any kind of lasting relationship. But you never know.

Photos courtesy of WENN, plus 'Black Dahlia' promotional image.

New couple alert: Kathy Griffin & Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa?

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 09:13 AM PST

Funnygirl Kathy Griffin, 50, may have scored the guy we all wish our man could be, Old Spice hottie Isaiah Mustafa, 37. She tweeted a photo of the two of them together a few months ago, an things may have heated up since, although Isiah’s rep says they’re “just friends.” Is that “with benefits” because you know Kathy would love to break off a piece of that. Hell just about any woman would.

A source tells me that Griffin and Mustafa first met months ago. Maybe it was back in August at the Creative Arts Emmys, where they did a joint interview on the red carpet with our own Kristin Dos Santos? Not longer after that, Griffin tweeted a pic of the two of them with the post reading, “A gift from me 2 u. Here I am with the super hot Old Spice Guy. Feel free to photoshop ur face over mine.”

Our source says they started spending more time together within the last month or so. The source wouldn’t describe the relationship as “romantic,” but says, “They’re getting to know each other.”

Mustafa’s rep tells me, “Isaiah said they are just good friends and have a blast hanging out.” The former football player was most recently linked to Scream star Neve Campbell.

Mustafa was not only spotted at Griffin’s Trevor Project benefit concert in L.A. in December, but the two were also together earlier this month at Cher’s final performance of her Las Vegas show. I actually saw them at the Sin City airport the following morning hopping on a flight back to L.A.

Mustafa was also with Griffin at the Grammys last week. Then last night, they were spotted sitting together and chatting at the Costume Designer Guild Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

[From E! Online]

I think Kathy is hysterical and I don’t know much about the Old Spice guy other than an interview or two I’ve watched with him, but he seems down to earth and like a decent guy. As E! mentioned he was last linked to Neve Campbell but that was a couple of months ago. If these two are going to the airport together they’re probably more than just friends. For Kathy’s sake I hope this is happening and good for her!

This interview is from last August:

Charlie Sheen rants, Two and a Half Men canceled, Sheen rants again

Posted: 25 Feb 2011 07:42 AM PST

Charlie Sheen isn’t content to party with hookers who will inevitably sell him out now matter how much money he pays them. He has to trash his employers for asking him to be keep a lower profile in order to keep collecting a $2 million an episode paycheck. As you’ve likely heard by now, Charlie called in to a radio show yesterday and went on an epic rant. He claimed to be sober, but that was belied by the crap he was spewing, most of which was vile and made no sense. The Huffington Post has quite a bit of Charlies’ rant transcribed in case you find the random verbal diarrhea of an angry addict amusing or educational. (Drugs fry your brain, kids!)

In that rant, Charlie called Two and A Half Men creator Chuck Lorre a “turd.” He claimed he’d “embarrassed [Lorre] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.” In case that wasn’t enough, Charlie went on to trash Lorre further in another comment to TMZ. He said:

“I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre). [Ed note: Lorre's real name is Charles Michael Levine.] He’s a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I’d never want to be like. That’s me being polite. these guys told me to ‘clean it up.’ Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up.

All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics.

“That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family — my crew’s pocket.”

You can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him.”

Lorre quickly showed Charlie that he was still pulling the strings. A statement by CBS and Warner Brothers was issued shortly afterwards that production on Two and a Half Men was shut down for the remainder of the season:

“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

There’s no word on whether Two and a Half Men will come back for another season and I think it’s safe to assume that show is over. No one took money out of Charlie Sheen’s pockets but himself. He’s a mean spiteful addict and he needs help. It’s pretty baffling how he reached this level of success in the first place.

So of course Charlie wrote a letter in response to this news in which he feebly tried to appeal to fans while again trashing the man who made him wealthy beyond imagination.

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

[From TMZ]

And Charlie told Radar that he’s going to get his own talkshow on HBO. He’s delusional and he probably just cost himself a role in the upcoming Major League sequel. I would say that at least we don’t have to deal with his drama anymore, but like Lindsay Lohan this cockroach will be around for years even when his career and the money have long dried up.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

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