The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Bree Olson is a Helper
- Hey, Look, I Committed a War Crime!
- BREAKING: Jessica Simpson Exercised
- Elle Macpherson in a Bikini and Other News
- When Catherine Zeta-Jones Attacks
- Christina Aguilera Has Sex in the Bathroom During Family Gatherings
- Chris Brown Blames Satan For Releasing New Rihanna Abuse Photos
- Charlie Sheen: ‘HBO Will Pay Me $50 Million For My Fire-Breathing Fists’
| Posted: 25 Feb 2011 04:19 PM PST    While Charlie Sheen spent his morning texting Good Morning America that he’s still showing up for work on Tuesday because you’re not winning if you don’t have hostages, Bree Olson put on her publicist hat and tweeted the least suspicious thing I’ve ever read in my life: I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around Read More ... |
| Hey, Look, I Committed a War Crime! Posted: 25 Feb 2011 02:18 PM PST    Since its Friday, we decided to go ahead and shoot you in the eyes since you have all weekend to recover, so here’s Gary Shirley, baby daddy to Amber Portwood and basically the perfect specimen of masculine perfection. Because what better use for sudden wealth than low-rise jeans, graphic tees and a Dodge Avenger? It’s Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Jessica Simpson Exercised Posted: 25 Feb 2011 12:03 PM PST    “Please… I need butter…” Do not adjust your monitors. This is Jessica Simpson leaving a gym yesterday where she’s been working out with Tracy Anderson, the woman behind Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow’s current figures, although I’m sure she touts the latter way more than the former. JESSICA: So, who was your last client? TRACY: This corpse. JESSICA: Ohmygod, she’s Read More ... |
| Elle Macpherson in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 25 Feb 2011 11:58 AM PST    - Cameron Diaz loves to watch porn in hotels. - Meredith Vieira knows how to handle the Oscars. - And so does Ricky Gervais. - The Old Spice Guy: “I’m on a.. uh.. oh God!” - Taylor Swift always the beardsmaid, never the bride. - Jason Statham transports his penis in this. Read More ... |
| When Catherine Zeta-Jones Attacks Posted: 25 Feb 2011 10:45 AM PST    Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones physically launching a paparazzo after he hit her in the face with his camera while she was entering a London hotel last night. Which had to feel awesome for that guy considering he just had his ass handed to him by a middle-aged Welsh woman. Usually I’m not a fan of celebrities Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Has Sex in the Bathroom During Family Gatherings Posted: 25 Feb 2011 09:34 AM PST    When she’s not blacking out in random celebrities’ beds after showing up uninvited to their parties, Christina Aguilera has acquired a new habit of banging her boyfriend Matthew Rutler in the bathroom during family gatherings, according to Us Weekly: “Her friends are fed up,” the source says of Aguilera’s recent antics, which included a New Year’s Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Blames Satan For Releasing New Rihanna Abuse Photos Posted: 25 Feb 2011 08:13 AM PST    While we’re on the subject of violent, egotistical women-beaters, apparently Chris Brown wasn’t too thrilled yesterday when MediaTakeout.com posted two new photos from the night he beat Rihanna senseless. Fortunately he knows who the real culprit is and took to Twitter to tell everybody until his publicist shat a canary and yanked it down. Via Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen: ‘HBO Will Pay Me $50 Million For My Fire-Breathing Fists’ Posted: 25 Feb 2011 07:05 AM PST    For those of you just tuning in, Charlie Sheen essentially committed career suicide yesterday by making drug-fueled phone calls to TMZ, RadarOnline and Alex Jones while flying miles above the earth in a private jet filled with porn stars and coke. (No, really.) CBS has since pulled the plug on Two and a Half Men Read More ... |
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