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- The Kardashians Made $65 Million in 2010
- Kelsey Grammer is Passionate
- Laura Prepon Hired To Look Like Chelsea Handler, Somehow Not Offended
- Darren Aronofsky is a Snappy Dresser and Other News
- Now JWoww Wants To Do Playboy
- Michael Vick Bails On Oprah
- Don Draper is Sexually Harassing Megan Fox Now
- Karissa Shannon Looks Entirely Candid
- Miley Cyrus is Carrying John Mayer’s Baby – Or Is It Batboy’s?!?
- Adrianne Palicki is Wonder Woman
| The Kardashians Made $65 Million in 2010 Posted: 17 Feb 2011 02:14 PM PST    If any of you are near a loaded handgun and just looking for a reason, Merry Christmas? Via The Hollywood Reporter: Since their arrival on E! in 2007, thanks to such no-boundaries behavior, the tightknit family has ably defied the laws of 15-minute reality TV fame while building a wildly profitable empire. As the cameras keep Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Feb 2011 01:30 PM PST    Here’s Kelsey Grammer and his bride-to-be at JFK Tuesday where he either practiced for his new role as Lenny in Of Mice and Men or fought back an overpowering urge to physically eat her face off. I’m no love doctor – More of a futuristic gynecologist, if you will. – but I’m pretty sure you’re Read More ... |
| Laura Prepon Hired To Look Like Chelsea Handler, Somehow Not Offended Posted: 17 Feb 2011 12:48 PM PST    Hey! Look who’s alive… in 2008. Because Chelsea Handler is a delusional harpie preying on the economic instability of the down-trodden – Or she just really hates Scientologists (#20.) Probably shouldn’t rule that out. – Laura Prepon has been cast to star in a new NBC series based on “Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea,” Read More ... |
| Darren Aronofsky is a Snappy Dresser and Other News Posted: 17 Feb 2011 12:20 PM PST    “Helloooo! Oh, nothin’. Just on my phonesy.” - David Letterman is awesome. - Celine Dion showcases the twins. - Lady Gaga wearing a condom. All over her body. - Aubrey O’Day is a runway model now. - Sofia Vergara is in a bikini. - So is Susie Abromeit. - Vanessa Hudgens has some Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Feb 2011 11:20 AM PST    After searching her soul (Read: Seeing a whole lot of broke in her future.) JWoww has changed her tune on posing for Playboy now that she’s no longer worried about being a role model to eight-year-old aspiring graphic designers. No, really. E! News reports: She said she decided to put it off after an 8-year-old girl Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Feb 2011 10:28 AM PST    Michael Vick apparently wants to end up like all those dogs he murdered because he just bailed on his first post-prison interview with Oprah of all people. When reached for comment, she put on a Viking helmet and starting singing “I’m gonna fuck that boy uuuuuppp” in a opera singer voice. TMZ reports: "After careful consideration, Read More ... |
| Don Draper is Sexually Harassing Megan Fox Now Posted: 17 Feb 2011 10:27 AM PST    “Like a 12 oz. steak covered in scotch. I wonder if she answers phones. – Pants phones.” Here’s Jon Hamm and Megan Fox filming their new movie Friends With Kids which is surprisingly written and directed by Jon’s girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. I say surprisingly not because she’s a woman – mostly – but you’d just assume Read More ... |
| Karissa Shannon Looks Entirely Candid Posted: 17 Feb 2011 08:32 AM PST    Like most of us when faced with a flat, Karissa Shannon took her shirt off and allowed her jugs to breathe while changing a tire outside Los Angeles Tuesday night. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you almost have to respect Heidi and Spencer after looking at these two. At least Douchebeard and Wife Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus is Carrying John Mayer’s Baby – Or Is It Batboy’s?!? Posted: 17 Feb 2011 08:00 AM PST    Can you tell I’m about to use Star as a source? A fuller-faced Miley Cyrus was spotted in Hollywood this week leading many to suggest she’s spent way too much time in her dad’s kitchen. Turns out there’s a rational, more plausible solution: John Mayer knocked her up at the Grammys and she’s already showing two Read More ... |
| Adrianne Palicki is Wonder Woman Posted: 17 Feb 2011 07:18 AM PST    A few weeks back I incorrectly asserted that David E. Kelley’s Wonder Woman TV show had been shitcanned after reading The Daily Beast’s rundown on the pilot script. Turns out they’re really going to make this thing and yesterday cast Friday Night Lights star Adrianne Palicki (above) to play the Amazon warrior princess woman lady Read More ... |
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