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- The Daily WTF: Who Are These Owls And How Did Abigail Breslin Get To Be So Old?
- Sex on the Wire: Kanye West Puts His Foot in His Mouth Once Again
- Countess LuAnn de Lesseps On 'Law & Order: SVU': Not As Good As The Real Thing
- Fan Fiction: Charlie Sheen’s Etiquette Tips For Crackheads
- Questionable Choices: Zac Efron's Fauxhawk
- Video: Hipster Kitty Nods Out To Ukelele Song
- We Have A Situation: Mike From 'Jersey Shore' Doing Lines Of Coke?
- Paula Deen Loves Sucking Heads: A Very Special, Fried 'Top Chef'
- Am I Right Ladies? Deodorant So Clinical It’s Gotta Be Criminal
| The Daily WTF: Who Are These Owls And How Did Abigail Breslin Get To Be So Old? Posted: 24 Feb 2011 11:10 AM PST
We had to read the name under this photo like eight times before it actually sunk in. Abigail Breslin is a grown-up? What happened to that cute, chubby little girl dancing onstage at a beauty pageant? Also, owls in sombreros, to promote the upcoming movie Rango. Super weird, all ways round. (via Getty) Post from: Crushable The Daily WTF: Who Are These Owls And How Did Abigail Breslin Get To Be So Old? |
| Sex on the Wire: Kanye West Puts His Foot in His Mouth Once Again Posted: 24 Feb 2011 07:12 AM PST
Price William and Kate Middleton are both inviting their exes to their wedding. Would you? (The Gloss) The key to marriage might just be that a wifes BMI must be lower than her husband’s. (YourTango) An enlightened Kanye West tweets his abortion thoughts, claiming that we “gold-diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant on purpose.” Yes, he’s officially found another way to act like a jackass. (Jezebel) Halle Berry and boyfriend, Olivier Martinez stick close to one another at parties. (Just Jared) Post from: Crushable Sex on the Wire: Kanye West Puts His Foot in His Mouth Once Again |
| Countess LuAnn de Lesseps On 'Law & Order: SVU': Not As Good As The Real Thing Posted: 24 Feb 2011 11:08 AM PST
Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, of Real Housewives of New York, guest-starred on last night’s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Her character was a society woman with an interest in socializing and the finer things in life, and who has the hots for a younger man. (It must have been a real challenge to get into that character.) But somehowa, LuAnn isn’t as good at acting like herself as she is on Real Housewives. Even though she looked, sounded, and acted just like her real self. She even called someone “darling” in the first minute. LuAnn also had a nude scene, where she posed for a painter (and yes, her goodies were covered). All this bravery and new penchant for trying new things makes me excited to see what happens with her on the upcoming Real Housewives of NYC season. Check out LuAnn for episode clips and commentary on the set of Law & Order: SVU:
(Photo via Radar Online) Post from: Crushable Countess LuAnn de Lesseps On 'Law & Order: SVU': Not As Good As The Real Thing |
| Fan Fiction: Charlie Sheen’s Etiquette Tips For Crackheads Posted: 24 Feb 2011 10:51 AM PST
Are you high right now? If so, how high? Are you on a first name and age/sex/location basis with Ruby, the Jamaican Cedars-Sinai emergency room night nurse? Are your pants on? Are you caught in the middle of a love-octagon that boasts three porn stars, a hooker and Japanese sex doll? Do your own children get the shakes and start to cry when they see you? No? Then you’re probably fine. Or not. I dunno, ask Dr. Drew. Charlie! You say you never spoke crack less than 12 hours prior to taping your TV show. What's the rule on smoking crack while watching your TV show? The rule is: go for it. I find if you time a toke to hit just as I’m giving Jon Cryer the business it can cause a feeling of near-orgasmic happiness. But don’t step on any of my punchlines, because then, Jesus, what would be the fucking point, right? Okay, so you, your girlfriend, your porn star sex buddy and your ex-wife are all traveling together to the Bahamas. Who gets the window seat? Easy. Whoever has the biggest tits. (It's a buoyancy issue – I'm very concerned about safety and want to position myself next to a grabbable breast in case we start to go down.) Or you cut to the chase and pile everyone on top of each other in the middle of the aisle. Up to you, playboy! Charliiiiiiie! Hahaha. Hey man, you got a dollar? Are you kidding? I just earned $17,000 in the time it took to write "are you kidding?" (I'm kind of a slow typist.) If you've ever looked up my IMDB page for fodder while writing this response, you know that my Wall Street character Bud Fox once said "there’s no nobility in poverty." So yes, I got a dollar, but no, you cannot have it. Dear the esteemed Mr. Sheen: I have two inquiries pertaining to the subject of first dates. 1. Are loafers appropriate for an 8 P.M. dinner? 2. How soon should you reveal to your date that you have no teeth? Who do I look like, Emilio Estevez? (Don’t answer that.) This is not The Breakfast Club and I’m not here to talk about fucking loafers. As for the teeth, don’t mention it to your chick at all, just play it out as a slow reveal. And make sure to look at Camera C right as you reach the apex of your smile. I’ll be watching from home, timing my crack hit and orgasming. Post from: Crushable Fan Fiction: Charlie Sheen's Etiquette Tips For Crackheads |
| Posted: 24 Feb 2011 10:45 AM PST Are you enough of a Belieber to own Justin’s Hair? After cutting his famous hair this week, Justin Bieber asked Ellen Degeneres to auction off a lock on eBay. Bidding is currently at $6,700. (eBay) Post from: Crushable |
| Questionable Choices: Zac Efron's Fauxhawk Posted: 24 Feb 2011 10:18 AM PST
Zac is in New York filming the movie New Year’s Eve, and Celebuzz has more photos of the new look. What do you think? Can Zac swing this, or should he just have kept his helmet on for this scene? Post from: Crushable Questionable Choices: Zac Efron's Fauxhawk |
| Video: Hipster Kitty Nods Out To Ukelele Song Posted: 24 Feb 2011 10:10 AM PST Our roommate has two kittens and they never do cute stuff like this. They just eat a lot and leave their hair all over the place and make us sneeze. But this little guy, he is the best. Internet: more ukelele cats, please! Post from: Crushable Video: Hipster Kitty Nods Out To Ukelele Song |
| We Have A Situation: Mike From 'Jersey Shore' Doing Lines Of Coke? Posted: 24 Feb 2011 09:35 AM PST
In the scene in question, Mike is in the club, pulling a robbery on Paulie D’s ex-girlfriend, Gina. The two huddle in together and Mike appears to snort something off a key or chain. After, the two part ways, both wiping their noses. Something tells me they don’t have allergies. Check out the video below and decide for yourself: (Photo via Forkparty) Post from: Crushable We Have A Situation: Mike From 'Jersey Shore' Doing Lines Of Coke? |
| Paula Deen Loves Sucking Heads: A Very Special, Fried 'Top Chef' Posted: 24 Feb 2011 09:37 AM PST
Usually on Top Chef, judges have a skill set that puts them above the contestants in some way. Paula Dean just knows how to fry stuff. And eat. Here was her intro:
Her one admonition? Healthy stuff was illegal:
Why is this interesting? Because all the contestants have to spend time extolling the virtues of their guest judges. And this time it was pretty hard. Here’s Richard, who decided to deep fry mayonnaise (Um. Ew? But also, good tactic!):
And he was right! Here’s Paula’s food “critique”:
And:
Paula then went on to give Dale, one of the best chefs on the show, the boot. But not before she explained how much she loves sucking heads (thank you Gawker.TV). Awesome! And for good measure, here’s Kristen Wiig mocking Paula on SNL: Post from: Crushable Paula Deen Loves Sucking Heads: A Very Special, Fried 'Top Chef' |
| Am I Right Ladies? Deodorant So Clinical It’s Gotta Be Criminal Posted: 24 Feb 2011 09:06 AM PST Prescription-strength wetness protection. Only if we're talking about under arms, amirightladies? And this week we are. Let's just say Niagara and her falls ain't got nothing on my armpits! From the months of April through November- and for some reason in January- do NOT go in there, Ace Ventura. That's right I'm the one in four women deodorant commercials talk about who "thinks" she sweats more than average. I'm no scientist, just ask my disappointed father, but I'm 99.9% confident I know I sweat more than the average gal. And that's a statistic I think I can hang my cat on. Whoops I meant hat, Freudian slip. Daddy issues. Anyway, for once in her life Gail K has gotten lucky because prescription strength deodorant is all the rage from Secret to Dove to Mitchum for Women: you bring the sweat, they've got the chemical compounds to reverse your natural processes. Certain Dri Certain Dri w/ Joey Mintz from joey mintz on Vimeo. I've always said one should respect one's elders, because it won't be long before one is an elder themselves and let's face it one isn't going to married and whose going to help one care for all of one's cats when one has adopted one too many felines. Pay it forward, get thee to a retirement home on a Saturday night, ladies and start doling out some r-e-s-p-e-c-t. Where was I? Oh yes, the elder in the pack of clinical strength anti-perspirants is of course Certain Dri. I'm not sure they even sell this stuff in drug stores anymore, but ladies I'm here to tell you it works! It won't slow your back sweat, but your underarms will be bone dry. Someone told me once that Certain Dri contains an unhealthy amount of aluminum that basically shrinks your armpit pores down to nothing. I say, but can I use it on my face? Short answer: no. Long answer: 7 painful months of rashes. But what really stopped me from using the product is that it stinks. No girl likes to bring pit stains out with her to the clubs, but no boy is going to ask for your phone number if you smell like a dumpster. But none of this should stop you from enjoying this commercial featuring a hunky guy who seems like a doctor then turns out, HE IS. Secret Clinical Strength Secret Clinical Strength deodorant strong enough for a man, made for a woman, coming for a glass ceiling near you. We're really doing it girls. We may still be sexy objects in commercials speaking directly to us, but we're in the driver's seat dammit and we are driving a Porsche straight to the Four Seasons. You can take the girl out of the material, but you can't take the material out of the girl. What can we say, ladies be loving their expensive goods. Post from: Crushable Am I Right Ladies? Deodorant So Clinical It's Gotta Be Criminal |
News flash: no one “deserves” to get married.” (
It may be true that “money can’t buy you class.” But it can get you a stint on Law & Order.
It’s hard out their for an actor who has to gain or lose weight for a role. And if you’re Zac Efron, cutting your hair for a movie has the same effect. And now that he’s in the dreaded awkward length stage of his haircut, he’s decided to spray it up into a fauxhawk. Is this a good idea?
MTV may not usually film the stars of The Jersey Shore using illegal substances. But that’s not proof they don’t use them. (ahem…steroids…cough). And now, 
Top Chef is really hurting for celebrity chef judges these days. Last night on the show, Southern TV fryer Paula Deen stopped by. And to prove her limits in the kitchen, they couldn’t even describe her as a chef — or a cook. They introduced her as an “author, restaurant owner and Emmy award winning TV personality.”| You are subscribed to email updates from Crushable To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
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