Sunday, February 27, 2011

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Posted: 27 Feb 2011 11:29 AM PST

This is really stupid/sweet/heartbreaking. Justin Bieber has allegedly promised to turn his 36-year-old father into a rap star. His father, Jeremy Bieber, was absent for most of Justin’s childhood and has been in and out of jail. Reportedly, Justin has promised to use his connections to help his father’s dreams come true. (Oh No They Didn’t!)

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But I'm a Celebrity: Victoria Beckham Wants Special Treatment; Parks in a Handicapped Spot

Posted: 27 Feb 2011 10:57 AM PST

Well, this is surprising (not): Victoria Beckham thinks she can park anywhere she wants because she’s famous.

Daily Mail reports that the former Spice Girl pulled up to a Toys R’ Us in Harlow, Essex, and her chauffeur parked her Jaguar in  a handicapped spot. A little while later, a woman suffering from cystic fibrosis, Chantelle Hughes, wasn’t able to park her car, because Victoria had taken the last handicapped spot. Chantelle noticed that Victoria’s car did not have a handicapped sticker. She reportedly waited patiently until Victoria emerged, and was stunned to see that it was Posh Spice who had snagged the spot.

Apparently, Victoria had ducked into Toys R’ Us to purchase last-minute Bob the Builder balloons for her son, Cruz’s, sixth birthday. Of the incident, Victoria’s spokesperson, told Daily Mail, “This was a momentary lapse in judgement by Victoria’s driver, not something that Victoria was aware of or would ever condone… Victoria is of course, hugely apologetic for any inconvenience that may have been caused.”

Victoria joins a string of celebrities, who think they (unconsciously or not) deserve special treatment because they’re famous (Paris Hilton, Winona Ryder, Lindsay Lohan). But, it seems that if it was Victoria’s chaffeuer who chose the spot, Victoria really could have been too distracted to notice it was a handicapped slot. And it’s not like she shoplifted or did anything especially criminal; although illegal, it seems that she was in a hurry and really could have just run into the store, unaware of where her driver had parked the car. Personally, I’ll let this one slide, but I’ll be on the lookout for more suspicious, special-treatment antics by Victoria.

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But I'm a Celebrity: Victoria Beckham Wants Special Treatment; Parks in a Handicapped Spot

Prostitution Puta! Real Housewives of NJ Involved in Dominican Republic Bar Fight

Posted: 27 Feb 2011 10:07 AM PST

Gearing up for their third run on Bravo, the Real Housewives of New Jersey are making headlines again – for another legendary fight. Reportedly, the ladies were in the Dominican Republic on vacation. Perez Hilton reports that two of the cast-mates were sitting at the bar of the Hard Rock hotel, when they got in an argument with a man. What was said between the cast-mates and the bar patron is unclear, but one of the cast-mates smashed a glass over the man’s head, requiring him to go to the hospital, a source said. This source was unable to report which one of the cast-mates smashed the glass (read: Teresa Giudice, most definitely), but cast-mates Teresa and Caroline Manzo were spotted at the Hard Rock hotel that night.

All that I can say is that I’m glad the cameras were there to capture it all. Although the new season isn’t set to premiere until later this spring, the upcoming season looks awesome. I don’t think we’re going to miss Danielle Staub’s psycho antics at all, what with the addition of two of Teresa’s family members allegedly joined the cast: cousin Kathy Wakile and sister-in-law and nemesis, Melissa Gorga. Things heated up between the two sisters-in-laws last year at Melissa’s son’s Christening (yes, this would be the son that Danielle accused Teresa of not acknowledging on the season two reunion). Reportedly, Teresa and her family attended the church service without her husband, Juicy Joe Giudice. They then showed up an hour late to the party, where Teresa and Joe got into a verbal altercation with Teresa’s brother, Joe Gorga, and his wife, Melissa, which ended up in a physical brawl. According to reports, there were over 100 guests at the party and almost all of them wound up in the fight.

I’ll be glad to add some more fights to the table-flipping and weave-pulling. I’m crossing my fingers that Real Housewives of New Jersey airs soon!

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Prostitution Puta! Real Housewives of NJ Involved in Dominican Republic Bar Fight

Posted: 26 Feb 2011 12:54 PM PST

The Natalee Holloway mystery lives on. Even though she’s been missing since 2005, the public is still fascinated by the disappearance of this American high-school senior, who was last seen on a class trip in Aruba. Lifetime is making a follow-up movie of its 2009 Natalee Holloway movie, based on her mother’s search to discover what happened to her daughter. Lifetime is also producing a reality TV series with Beth Holloway, Natalee’s mother. (Deadline)

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Celebrities Poke Fun at Charlie Sheen on Twitter

Posted: 26 Feb 2011 12:28 PM PST

In a rare moment of bravery, celebrities have chosen to put the PR bullshit aside and concentrate on what really matters: a good Charlie Sheen joke. Us Magazine reports that various celebrities have taken to Twitter, posting their best Charlie Sheen one-liners, ranging from his personal problems to Two and a Half Men being pulled from the air indefinitely. Here are some of our favorites:

  • John Stamos: “Contrary to the rumors, i am not replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and Half Men. however, Martin Sheen has asked me to be his son.”
  • Sarah Silverman: “If I hung out w 20 year old porn stars all the time time I’d think I was a genius too.”
  • Zooey Deschanel: “”MYSTERY SOLVED: now we know who the “half a man” is in “two and a half men.”…HINT: it’s not the kid!!!!”

If it weren’t for the fact that I think some jokes are funny enough that they must be said, regardless of who they could possibly offend, I would find this Twitter-bashing tasteless. Nevertheless, I love when celebrities show their human side, and crack a joke or an opinion that might be unpopular (for the record, I am not a Mel Gibson fan). And, to be fair, Charlie does give actors and comedians a lot to work with. But… I am starting to feel the teensiest bad for all the limelight that is shined on Charlie’s various troubles. I definitely feel bad for him… but it’s not going to stop me from trying to think of a Charlie Sheen one-liner to one-up these celebs.

(Photo via WENN)

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Celebrities Poke Fun at Charlie Sheen on Twitter

Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh Are in it for the Long Haul (Snicker)

Posted: 26 Feb 2011 11:57 AM PST

Yesterday, Kelsey Grammer and fiance, Kayte Walsh, tied the knot. According to People, the wedding was held in NYC’s Longacre Theatre, where Kelsey had recently starred in the Tony-award winning play, La Cage aux Falles, as anyone who has watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, starring Kelsey’s ex-wife, Camille Donatocci Grammer, already knows. According to Us Magazine, some of Kelsey’s kids from his previous marriage were involved with the wedding as bridesmaids or groomsmen, including his adult daughters Greer Grammer and Spencer Grammer (of the ABC TV show, Greek) and his 5-year-old son with Camille, Jude Grammer. Notably absent was Mason Grammer, Kelsey’s daughter with Camille, who Camille alleges has chosen to skip the nuptials to perform the song “Fame” at a talent show. (Something smells a little fishy here). The wedding reception was held in the Grand Ballroom reception at the Plaza hotel, where the guests dined on a four-course menu with vegetarian options (to accodomate Kayte, a vegetarian).

There are a bunch more wedding details I don’t care about. Look, I hate to be a pessimist, but how long do you give it until the divorce? Clearly the odds are not in their favor. Let’s review:

  • Kelsey is 55; Kayte is 29
  • Kelsey has been married 3 times before Kayte; at least two of them ended in divorce as a result of Kelsey’s cheating
  • Kelsey got Kayte pregnant while still married to Camille. After the new couple announced Kayte’s pregnancy, she miscarried the next month. Although the two did not announced their engagement until December 28, 2010, could it be that Kelsey felt a certain obligation (moral or PR-wise) to marry Kayte as a result of the pregnancy?

It makes sense that this would end in divorce but, hey, you never know. Kelsey’s no spring chicken and he might not be able to win over cookie-cookie tan, blonde brides, forever, seeing as how Camille is getting a divorce settlement that is somewhere between $30 million to $50 million. In other words, congrats!

(Photo via People)

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