Friday, April 12, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.12.13

Posted: 12 Apr 2013 12:00 PM PDT

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Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I shit you not is one of the weirdest galleries I’ve ever put together and not just because it has photographic evidence of Halle Berry‘s pregnancy advancing by an entire trimester in three days. I swear to fucking Christ though, if even one of you puts the Read More ...

Teen Mom Farrah Was Already Paid For Her Sex Tape That’s Really A Porno

Posted: 12 Apr 2013 08:31 AM PDT

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Earlier in the week, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham finally admitted that her “leaked sex tape” was really a porno she shot with James Deen, but then tried to say it was for her private collection and she’d only release it for $2 million. So naturally none of that turned out to be true because Read More ...

Obama Sent Jay-Z To Cuba To Steal Our White Women

Posted: 12 Apr 2013 08:25 AM PDT

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Despite thousands of Americans visiting Cuba every year, Republicans got their panties in a bunch this week when Jay-Z and Beyonce vacationed in Havana. A situation that didn’t get any better when Jay-Z decided to release a track called “Open Letter” where he says Barack Obama gave him clearance forcing the White House to make Read More ...

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted: 12 Apr 2013 08:20 AM PDT

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Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams where every Friday we take an in-depth look at the latest trends in social media as demonstrated by Playboy models even though the trend always ends up being “take pictures of your naked stuff.” The Internet rewards consistency. Or is it cat photos? One of Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Late To ‘Scary Movie 5′ Premiere, Immediately Makes Up For It

Posted: 12 Apr 2013 07:25 AM PDT

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“Mr. Sheen, you’ve been standing there for an hour.” “Mm?” Because attempting to bail on her cameo wasn’t enough, Lindsay Lohan showed up late to the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night after producers repeatedly warned her to be up on time like that would actually do something. More importantly, Radar Online reports she’s really Read More ...

Excuse Me, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Could You Point Me Toward The Airport? And Other News

Posted: 12 Apr 2013 06:38 AM PDT

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- You’ve been denied an Alexander Skarsgard Tarzan movie. The time for vengeance is now. - Gwyneth Paltrow smokes American Spirit cigarettes. Yup. - I’m not even going to be subtle, here’s 32 women on all fours. - Snooki shit herself when she was pregnant. Of course. - Most Victoria’s Read More ...

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