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- Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.29.13
- Farrah Abraham Will Make Almost A Million Dollars For ‘Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom’
- Chris Brown’s Dad Thinks Rihanna’s No Good For His Perfect Golden Boy
- The Founder of Spanx Wants Us To Stop Judging Kim Kardashian
- Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner
- Katy Perry’s Breasts Won This Year’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner
- Good Morning, Julianne Hough & Nina Dobrev in Bikinis, And Other News
| Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini: The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.29.13 Posted: 29 Apr 2013 01:30 PM PDT        I’m sure you guys have gathered that I’m filling in for Fish while he’s “whistlin’ dixie” or whatever the southern phrase is for discreetly checking out boardshort bulges from behind aviators. Something about bumps on a log? I don’t know, I went to college. Anyway, there won’t be any genuine The Crap We Missed posts Read More ... |
| Farrah Abraham Will Make Almost A Million Dollars For ‘Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom’ Posted: 29 Apr 2013 12:30 PM PDT        “This is how mommy secured your college fund. Kidding! I’m totally spending it on cars and butt implants.” Posted by Photo Boy Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is officially a successful scam artist and pornographer after securing a deal with Vivid for close to a million dollars fuck this world I really don’t know why any Read More ... |
| Chris Brown’s Dad Thinks Rihanna’s No Good For His Perfect Golden Boy Posted: 29 Apr 2013 11:43 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy If you’ve ever wondered how Chris Brown turned into an entitled, whining little piece of shit who won’t own up to a single awful thing he’s done, turns out the answer’s his dad. Daily News reports: "I personally really didn't want him and Rihanna back together," said Clinton Brown, 48. He Read More ... |
| The Founder of Spanx Wants Us To Stop Judging Kim Kardashian Posted: 29 Apr 2013 10:35 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Seen above vacationing in Greece (Because what better way to relax than to flaunt your ill-gotten wealth amidst a collapsed economy?), Kim Kardashian‘s pregnant body has really stirred up a debate about what’s off limits when it comes to commenting on pregnancy. Since the freshly-shorn Gwyneth Paltrow gave the organic seal Read More ... |
| Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner Posted: 29 Apr 2013 09:08 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Ridiculously dubbed “Nerd Prom” this year by people who clearly don’t understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it’s a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly scrutinized or Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Breasts Won This Year’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner Posted: 29 Apr 2013 08:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy At this year’s White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, the biggest thing that happened was Katy Perry‘s nomial amount of cleavage, as opposed to last year when Lindsay Lohan did coke in the bathroom all night. Maybe it was because Tom Brokaw blamed Lindsay for turning the whole thing into "more of Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Julianne Hough & Nina Dobrev in Bikinis, And Other News Posted: 29 Apr 2013 06:30 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Cameron Diaz may have been Gwyneth Paltrow‘s flowing, seaweed-like pubic hair barber. - Taylor Swift just bought a 17 million-dollar eight bedroom mansion to never have sex in. - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems need some support. (See what I did the– ah fuck it, boobs!) Read More ... |
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