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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.2.13
- Shia LaBeouf Admits Alec Baldwin Got Him Fired Because They Had ‘Man Tension’
- Katy Perry Takes Her Giant Breasts Hiking Because John Mayer Thinks She’s Fat
- Hermione, Rihanna And Pretty Much Anyone Who Knows Judd Apatow Are In ‘This Is The End’
- Macaulay Culkin Does This Now
- Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Show Up To April Fools’ Day On Time, Tweets She’s Pregnant
- Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez Seem Like A Stable Couple
- Good Morning, Shannon de Lima, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.2.13 Posted: 02 Apr 2013 12:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that features one of The Rock‘s infamous cheat days, which are crazy, but if you really want to feel emasculated, put on this slave Leia bikini Fish makes me wear everyday click here to see what he looked like at 15 years old. *looks down pants, wipes tear* Read More ... |
| Shia LaBeouf Admits Alec Baldwin Got Him Fired Because They Had ‘Man Tension’ Posted: 02 Apr 2013 11:16 AM PDT  After he “left” the Broadway play Orphans, Shia LaBeouf spent most of March feuding with Alec Baldwin and repeatedly calling himself a “man” even though I’m pretty sure most men don’t settle their disputes by tweeting leaked e-mails from the safety of their apartments. Anyway, Shia went on Letterman last night where he admitted Alec Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Takes Her Giant Breasts Hiking Because John Mayer Thinks She’s Fat Posted: 02 Apr 2013 08:22 AM PDT        One of the rumors floating around about why Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up is that he thought she was getting fat which might explain why she spent all Easter weekend hiking. Except that’s bullshit because I can barely see Katy Perry in these photos. In fact, I’m almost positive this is a broomstick. Read More ... |
| Hermione, Rihanna And Pretty Much Anyone Who Knows Judd Apatow Are In ‘This Is The End’ Posted: 02 Apr 2013 08:21 AM PDT  Here’s the red band trailer for This Is The End, a movie about aliens (or the apocalypse) striking Hollywood and killing famous people playing themselves, so Masturbate 2: The Masturbavasion would’ve also worked. It’s written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg who were promoting it heavily at Wondercon over the weekend where according to io9, Read More ... |
| Posted: 02 Apr 2013 08:20 AM PDT        For those of you concerned about Macaulay Culkin after seeing him look like Fire Marshall Bill, he’s all better now provided your definition of better is traipsing around Paris with painted fingernails and a pony tail while kissing men surrounded by French pastries. And if isn’t your definition, go ahead and read about the dinosaur Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Show Up To April Fools’ Day On Time, Tweets She’s Pregnant Posted: 02 Apr 2013 06:48 AM PDT        Late last night/this morning, Lindsay Lohan pulled her face out of a pile of coke and remembered it was April Fools’ Day, so she went with the most ridiculous thing she could think of: Tweeting she’s pregnant. Or at least that’s the story everyone’s going with because no one wants to even consider the possibility Read More ... |
| Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez Seem Like A Stable Couple Posted: 02 Apr 2013 06:45 AM PDT        When we last left Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez, they had just finished beating Gabriel Aubry‘s face into the pavement for being a dick and dropping off Nahla early on Thanksgiving like they asked. So here they are getting in a fight with the paparazzi at LAX last night and making it very clear which Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Shannon de Lima, And Other News Posted: 02 Apr 2013 06:10 AM PDT        - I never noticed how skinny Tom Cruise‘s legs are. How does John Travolta not snap them? - Heidi Klum wants a medal for pulling her son out of the water because a wave knocked him down. - Brace yourselves, the festival girls are coming. - Paris Hilton spent Easter at Read More ... |
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