Monday, April 22, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.22.13

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 02:30 PM PDT

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Welcome to another robust Monday’s The Crap We Missed that draws from a weekend full of events like the GLAAD Media Awards up there where not only did Jennifer Lawrence fulfill Section 3: Clause 16b of her contract, but also out on the red carpet Eric Dane shat himself while Chris Evans died of cancer. Read More ...

Teen Mom Farrah’s Doing Bikini Photos With Her Daughter Now. Goddammit.

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 01:07 PM PDT

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“How’s that pactissin’ fer work, mama?” Earlier today we found out Teen Mom Farrah brought her three-year-old daughter to Vivid’s offices to “negotiate” her sex tape (Read: Pretend she wasn’t paid for it in advance and already signed a release form.), so why not follow up that with mommy/daughter swimsuit photos to boost Farrah’s name Read More ...

Okay, So Maybe Rihanna’s Not Pregnant

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 12:32 PM PDT

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Last week, the big rumor was Rihanna really canceled a bunch of tour dates because she’s pregnant with Chris Brown‘s baby. A scenario that would’ve been absolutely retarded for everyone involved which made it all the more plausible. Except here’s Rihanna partying in Ft. Lauderdale last night looking definitely not-pregnant, and before anyone says most, Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Fondled Some Dude’s Testicles On British Television

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 11:28 AM PDT

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Per the requisites of her royal lineage, Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on British television Friday night where in a fit of unscrupulous balderdash, she cupped a man’s scrotum in her hands for a cheap and tawdry laugh thus besmirching the crown and all of England. As to where this places her marriage to Chris Martin, Ms. Read More ...

Who’s Amanda Bynes Suing Today?

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 10:21 AM PDT

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For some unknown reason, the media keeps reporting that Amanda Bynes has a serious mental disorder even though she’s clearly just a normal, beautiful duck-woman who sometimes walks around Manhattan with a blanket over her head. Fortunately, she’s not taking these accusations lying down and has proceeded to inform certain publications that she will sue Read More ...

Bill Clinton Truly Is Our Most Pimpinest President

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 09:21 AM PDT

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Almost entirely because of that hat, these pics are like finding out Roger Sterling is not only real, but was our president for eight years who somehow left behind a surplus despite spending 90% of his term turning interns’ vaginas into humidors. Or am I thinking of Jesus? Photos: GettyRead More ...

Reese Witherspoon Is Sorry She Got Drunk And Played The ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ Card

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 06:20 AM PDT

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Seen here remarkably showing up to a screening of Mud last night, the same day news exploded all over the Internet that she and her husband were arrested for DUI and being a drunken crazy woman respectively, Reese Witherspoon would like to apologize for the following hilarious actions. Variety reports: Toth was pulled over after Read More ...

Teen Mom Farrah Brought Her 3-Year-Old Daughter To Sex Tape Negotiations

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 06:15 AM PDT

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When we last left Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, she finally got kicked out of her mom’s house – Or moved out to be in a “more positive environment,” if you want the bullshit version. – and set off to make it on her own if making it on your own means getting an apartment Read More ...

Alice Eve Is Still Crazy Hot And Other News

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 06:00 AM PDT

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- Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph remind everyone about that snake video which is still goddamn hilarious. - Tan Mom wants to make a sex tape now. We suicide bomb Vivid at dawn. - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems come bearing gifts. - Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s grandmother calls her “Little Read More ...

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