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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.18.13
- Yo Dawg, Disney Heard You Like Star Wars So It Put Wars In Your Stars So You Can Star While You War
- Rihanna’s Not Pregnant, Says People Paid To Make Her Not Look Like An Idiot
- Teen Mom Farrah’s Mom Kicked Her Out
- All The Body Hair Kim Kardashian Lasered Off Grew Back Because She’s Pregnant
- Shit Break’s One Night Stand Had To Be Removed From His House By A SWAT Team
- Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.18.13 Posted: 18 Apr 2013 12:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems Katy Perry‘s already worked off that extra chub that made John Mayer pack up his panama hats and leave. We’ve also got Hayden Panettiere clearly dissatisfied that this chicken finger won’t even come close to dislocating her jaw, Robin Antin with her group of future Read More ... |
| Yo Dawg, Disney Heard You Like Star Wars So It Put Wars In Your Stars So You Can Star While You War Posted: 18 Apr 2013 11:24 AM PDT  If you haven’t heard by now, Disney made a surprise announcement at CinemaCon yesterday that there’s going to be eight million new Star Wars movies now, or one every summer starting with Episode VII in 2015 if you like factual numbers steeped in reality. According to io9, the game plan is to realize an “Episode” Read More ... |
| Rihanna’s Not Pregnant, Says People Paid To Make Her Not Look Like An Idiot Posted: 18 Apr 2013 10:47 AM PDT        If you’re Rihanna‘s publicist, you already have enough on your plate trying to make her not look like an idiot for getting back together with the man who beat her face to the point that she was choking on blood then left her for dead. Factor in the possibility that she might be carrying this Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Farrah’s Mom Kicked Her Out Posted: 18 Apr 2013 09:43 AM PDT        “But who’s going to raise my daughter for free?” I’m going to try and present this in the most humble way possible, but clearly Teen Mom Farrah‘s mom read my letter and found it be so fuck-full of truth and wisdom that my words transformed her into a glowing beam of pure awesome that physically Read More ... |
| All The Body Hair Kim Kardashian Lasered Off Grew Back Because She’s Pregnant Posted: 18 Apr 2013 08:36 AM PDT        Yesterday’s Feel Good Story of The Day was Wellesly College shitting in a West Virginia principal’s eye after he threatened a student who questioned the made-up facts in an abstinence assembly. And even though it’s not even noon, I’m already calling this one as today’s for proving that, yes, sometimes the world can be a Read More ... |
| Shit Break’s One Night Stand Had To Be Removed From His House By A SWAT Team Posted: 18 Apr 2013 07:37 AM PDT        If you’ve ever assumed that being an actor, and not even a good one, is a ticket to Pussytown, U.S.A., you’re not exactly wrong. You’re just leaving out the part where women try to stab you then have to be tear-gassed out of your house by a goddamn SWAT team. TMZ reports: he chick who Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News Posted: 18 Apr 2013 06:47 AM PDT        - Jessica Alba sucks at copying Gwyneth Paltrow. - Tamara Ecclestone‘s doing Playboy now. - It’s Towel Thursday! - Ryan Gosling will get emotional about your baby, girl. - CNN’s Jaw-Droppingly Awful Hour Of Boston Bombing Coverage - Rosario Dawson does GQ. - Gwyneth Paltrow was voted the Read More ... |
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