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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.23.13
- Kanye West Looks Thrilled To See Kim Kardashian Again, Just Thrilled
- The Reese Witherspoon Got Arrested On Purpose Theories Have Started
- Katy Perry Breastfeeding Smurfette Is One Way To Promote A Children’s Movie, I Guess
- Beyonce Only Wants You To See Beyonce-Approved Photos of Beyonce
- ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Has A Trailer Now
- Bertney’s Got Them Short Shorts And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.23.13 Posted: 23 Apr 2013 12:58 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t follow an organic GOOP farm-to-table hernia exam, but it does have Barbra Streisand‘s cleavage, so yeah, I guess I’m full of apologies all around. Anyway, there’s also Joel McHale whose sockless green leather shoe look completely negates every Scott Disick joke he’s ever told, Khloe Read More ... |
| Kanye West Looks Thrilled To See Kim Kardashian Again, Just Thrilled Posted: 23 Apr 2013 09:52 AM PDT        After weeks of it being painfully obvious he dumped her ass then fled the country, Kanye West flew to New York yesterday to spend time with Kim Kardashian but probably just to make sure she didn’t feed the fetus he left in her to Khloe. He also met up with Jay-Z and you can barely Read More ... |
| The Reese Witherspoon Got Arrested On Purpose Theories Have Started Posted: 23 Apr 2013 09:50 AM PDT        Prior to being arrested for drunkenly hanging out a car window, yelling at a cop and demanding to stand on American ground because she’s an America, Reese Witherspoon had a squeaky clean image which she also sometimes used to tell upcoming starlets not to take naked pictures, so one might suggest she’s also Satan. Anyway, Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Breastfeeding Smurfette Is One Way To Promote A Children’s Movie, I Guess Posted: 23 Apr 2013 09:11 AM PDT        Here’s Katy Perry at the photocall for The Smurfs 2 in Cancun yesterday where needless to say I won’t be invited back to play Smurfette again. In my defense, I had heat stroke and thought her breasts were coconuts with those little umbrella straws in them, a common side effect of wearing FUCKING VELVET IN Read More ... |
| Beyonce Only Wants You To See Beyonce-Approved Photos of Beyonce Posted: 23 Apr 2013 08:18 AM PDT        Shortly after the Super Bowl, Beyonce‘s publicist literally thought she could edit the Internet by asking sites to remove unflattering photos of her client because apparently it’s everybody’s job to make Beyonce look good. So not only did this not work, it backfired so bad it became a massively popular meme that resulted in way Read More ... |
| ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Has A Trailer Now Posted: 23 Apr 2013 06:52 AM PDT  Here’s the official trailer for Thor: The Dark World and it’s, uh, it’s not very good. It definitely gives off a “We shot this in Croatian warehouses for as cheap as possible” vibe, but from what I’ve read, a large chunk of the movie takes place across the Nine Realms which I’ll assume is where Read More ... |
| Bertney’s Got Them Short Shorts And Other News Posted: 23 Apr 2013 06:23 AM PDT        - Tom Hiddleston wants to be The Crow now. - This is what happens when Christina Hendricks walks down Broadway. - 35 Pics of Minding The Gap - Reese Witherspoon‘s husband is probably going to rehab. - Michael Shannon saying “cunt punt” won the Internet yesterday. - Selena Gomez Read More ... |
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