Friday, April 26, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.26.13

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 11:00 AM PDT

Salma Hayek Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Les Petits Cracks Gala Prince William On Batpod Kate Middleton Baby Bump The Inauguration Of Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden Amber Heard Butt Tight Pants Suit Justin Bieber Lil Za Sweatsuits Dancing Erykah Badu Bikini Henna Tattoos Hat Gerard Depardieu Peeking From Behind Door DSK Film Set Ireland Baldwin Midriff Legs Minidress Material Girl And Macy's Madonna's Iconix Fashion Pieces
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which will probably be the last true TCWM for a week since I’m now subbing for Fish while he vacations in the most hospitable place for liberal intellectuals, the south. *reads Skynyrd lyrics, grabs phone in terror* “TURN BACK NOW!!” Anyway, don’t freak out because everyone in here Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Sacrificed Her 70′s Bush For You, The Ungrateful Masses

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 09:30 AM PDT


Posted by Photo Boy Apparently getting crowned World’s Most Beautiful Woman comes at a terrible price as Gwyneth Paltrow recently found out just before unleashing her side-butt on the world at the LA premiere of Iron Man 3. Her vagina fro, while healthy and fortified by the natural compounds of her daily buckwheat haricot vert Read More ...

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 08:30 AM PDT

Shelby Chesnes Tiffany Toth Ciara Price Valerie Mason Valerie Mason Kristen Nicole Nikki Leigh
Alright, folks, here’s today’s installment of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which I’m leaving you with while I bounce to start my annual vacation and place you in the soft, tender Italian hands of Photo Boy who I’ve already tasked with turning a tale about Gwyneth Paltrow‘s hairy vagina into sweet mozz’rella. (Will you get Read More ...

Hey, Remember Tila Tequila? She Thinks She’s A Wizard Now

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 07:30 AM PDT

Tila Tequila Bikini
The entire point of Tila Tequila posting this video is to draw attention to Tila Tequila, so yes, I know I fell right into her trap. But after watching this video, not only will you wish I shot your children right in front of your eyes instead, you’ll also realize I was useless to resist Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Shaved Her Head

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 06:27 AM PDT

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Here’s Amanda Bynes‘ new look which apparently involves pushing back her extensions and showing everyone that, yes, her head was recently shaved because that’s never been a sign of a complete mental breakdown for a celebrity before. In fact, none of us should be concerned if she starts wielding an umbrella. She’s just very cognizant Read More ...

Good Morning, Shayne Lamas In A Bikini That Keeps Falling Off, And Other News

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 05:56 AM PDT

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- Justin Timberlake is so happy being married to the woman who let him bang Mila Kunis, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, probably Amanda Seyfried, an Olsen twin… - Jennifer Aniston isn’t making Justin Theroux sign a pre-nup. This should end well. - I’m not sure if theChive has gotten into the mail Read More ...

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