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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.26.13
- Gwyneth Paltrow Sacrificed Her 70′s Bush For You, The Ungrateful Masses
- The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
- Hey, Remember Tila Tequila? She Thinks She’s A Wizard Now
- Amanda Bynes Shaved Her Head
- Good Morning, Shayne Lamas In A Bikini That Keeps Falling Off, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.26.13 Posted: 26 Apr 2013 11:00 AM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which will probably be the last true TCWM for a week since I’m now subbing for Fish while he vacations in the most hospitable place for liberal intellectuals, the south. *reads Skynyrd lyrics, grabs phone in terror* “TURN BACK NOW!!” Anyway, don’t freak out because everyone in here Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Sacrificed Her 70′s Bush For You, The Ungrateful Masses Posted: 26 Apr 2013 09:30 AM PDT  Posted by Photo Boy Apparently getting crowned World’s Most Beautiful Woman comes at a terrible price as Gwyneth Paltrow recently found out just before unleashing her side-butt on the world at the LA premiere of Iron Man 3. Her vagina fro, while healthy and fortified by the natural compounds of her daily buckwheat haricot vert Read More ... |
| The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 26 Apr 2013 08:30 AM PDT        Alright, folks, here’s today’s installment of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which I’m leaving you with while I bounce to start my annual vacation and place you in the soft, tender Italian hands of Photo Boy who I’ve already tasked with turning a tale about Gwyneth Paltrow‘s hairy vagina into sweet mozz’rella. (Will you get Read More ... |
| Hey, Remember Tila Tequila? She Thinks She’s A Wizard Now Posted: 26 Apr 2013 07:30 AM PDT  The entire point of Tila Tequila posting this video is to draw attention to Tila Tequila, so yes, I know I fell right into her trap. But after watching this video, not only will you wish I shot your children right in front of your eyes instead, you’ll also realize I was useless to resist Read More ... |
| Posted: 26 Apr 2013 06:27 AM PDT   Here’s Amanda Bynes‘ new look which apparently involves pushing back her extensions and showing everyone that, yes, her head was recently shaved because that’s never been a sign of a complete mental breakdown for a celebrity before. In fact, none of us should be concerned if she starts wielding an umbrella. She’s just very cognizant Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Shayne Lamas In A Bikini That Keeps Falling Off, And Other News Posted: 26 Apr 2013 05:56 AM PDT        - Justin Timberlake is so happy being married to the woman who let him bang Mila Kunis, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, probably Amanda Seyfried, an Olsen twin… - Jennifer Aniston isn’t making Justin Theroux sign a pre-nup. This should end well. - I’m not sure if theChive has gotten into the mail Read More ... |
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