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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.9.13
- Brad Paisley & LL Cool J Will Solve Racism Now
- Jesus Christ, Mischa Barton
- Teen Mom Farrah’s Mom Doesn’t Believe This Innocent Child of God Would Make A Sex Tape
- Charlize Theron Isn’t Seth MacFarlane’s Type. Everybody Calm D- Wait, What?
- Amanda Bynes Is Just Walking Around New York Smoking A Joint Now
- Jessica Simpson’s Mom Was Literally Going To Shoot Her Dad After He Came Out of The Closet
- Britney Spears: Annette Funicello Dying Is ‘Great!’
- LeAnn Rimes Wore A Bikini, Too, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.9.13 Posted: 09 Apr 2013 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of random celebrity nonsense that doesn’t at all aim to make you question what made your soul the dark, emotionless pit it truly is. Today’s targets include Jeremy Renner something something, butt smell, something something Tom Cruise, as well as Mario Lopez who just discovered Read More ... |
| Brad Paisley & LL Cool J Will Solve Racism Now Posted: 09 Apr 2013 01:01 PM PDT  If you haven’t heard by now, the Internet was handed a goddamn golden goose yesterday when Brad Paisley released his latest song “Accidental Racist” featuring LL Cool J. (If that seems weird to you, LL Cool J stars on a CBS police procedural making him technically white.) A self-pitying tune lamenting Brad’s inability to love Read More ... |
| Posted: 09 Apr 2013 12:00 PM PDT        The last time we posted about Mischa Barton she looked remarkably decent in a bikini for someone who spent the past three years being a failure pile of cellulite and substance abuse. Except here she is yesterday where, well… at least she looks sober? I didn’t even once think there were drugs in that bag. Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Farrah’s Mom Doesn’t Believe This Innocent Child of God Would Make A Sex Tape Posted: 09 Apr 2013 11:01 AM PDT        Now that everyone knows Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made a sex tape, let’s find out what her mom thinks while she’s sitting in the Midwest basically raising Farrah’s kid. TMZ reports: Debra tells us … her daughter’s not the type that would make a Read More ... |
| Charlize Theron Isn’t Seth MacFarlane’s Type. Everybody Calm D- Wait, What? Posted: 09 Apr 2013 10:22 AM PDT        Fresh off of kicking the Khaleesi to the curb, here’s Seth MacFarlane on what looks like a date with Charlize Theron last night. Except you’ll never guess which person in these photos was the first to immediately tell E! News the other isn’t his/her type and it’s not the one visibly dying of humiliation: The Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Is Just Walking Around New York Smoking A Joint Now Posted: 09 Apr 2013 08:39 AM PDT        “Damn. I should’ve told everyone to only use Twitter pics of me sooner. Now I can walk around blazing all day and nobody’ll ever know. Genius, Amanda, pure geni- SOMERSAULT! SOMERSAULT CUNTFACEDICKASS! Sue-sue-sue-sue-sue-sue-sue-sue.” *locks herself in Starbucks bathroom for 18 hours* Photos: Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Jessica Simpson’s Mom Was Literally Going To Shoot Her Dad After He Came Out of The Closet Posted: 09 Apr 2013 08:12 AM PDT        So Jessica Simpson‘s mom Tina allegedly wrote a suicide note spelling out her intentions to shoot Joe Simpson then herself shortly after he came out of the closet and filed for divorce, according to RadarOnline: Shortly before traveling to New York to confront Joe, 52, about his tryst with 21-year-old model Bryce Chandler Hill in Read More ... |
| Britney Spears: Annette Funicello Dying Is ‘Great!’ Posted: 09 Apr 2013 07:04 AM PDT  TMZ tracked down Britney Spears yesterday to get her reaction to the death of fellow Mouseketeer Annette Funicello, and just in case anyone thinks I over-exaggerate Britney’s mental illness to the point where we should really be asking serious questions about her father letting dudes just show up and bang her, here’s Britney’s exact response: Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Wore A Bikini, Too, And Other News Posted: 09 Apr 2013 06:12 AM PDT        - Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son’s birthday party had a graffiti wall because apparently highway underpasses are where peasants practice street art. - Steven Soderbergh‘s Liberace movie has the seal of endorsement I’ve been waiting for. - 28 Pics of Women In Sports Bras - For the record, Halle Berry didn’t freeze her Read More ... |
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