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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.24.13
- We’re Now At Critical GOOP: Moses Wants To Be A Rapper Just Like ‘Uncle Jay’
- Kim Kardashian Makes Kanye Hold Her Hand So They Don’t Waste All This Paparazzi She Called
- It’s Scarlett Johansson On The Set of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’
- Christina Aguilera Lost Weight
- Gwyneth Paltrow Named People’s Most Beautiful Woman, Organic Scone Bribery Suspected
- Khloe Got Fired From ‘X Factor’ Because Kris Jenner Kept Trying To Get Mario Lopez Fired
- Good Morning, Miley Cyrus’ Long Ass Legs In Stripper Heels, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.24.13 Posted: 24 Apr 2013 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of good shit I don’t even have to make any jokes about the sensual Christmas massages Fish and I never, ever gave each other in an Applebee’s parking lot. We’ve got Jaden Smith looking jazzed *tips cap* to promote another movie his dad bought for Read More ... |
| We’re Now At Critical GOOP: Moses Wants To Be A Rapper Just Like ‘Uncle Jay’ Posted: 24 Apr 2013 12:00 PM PDT        Because being named The World’s Most Beautiful Woman by People magazine wasn’t enough, here’s Gwyneth Paltrow telling E! News that son Moses wants to be a rapper just like – wait, for it – his “Uncle Jay.” “My son would like to be more like Uncle Jay,” Paltrow tells us. “He asked me the other Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Makes Kanye Hold Her Hand So They Don’t Waste All This Paparazzi She Called Posted: 24 Apr 2013 10:53 AM PDT        Ever since Kanye West arrived in New York this week to spend time with the cow uterus he rented Kim Kardashian, the paparazzi have somehow known their every move which is almost entirely unprecedented and not at all something she has a reputation for. But since they’re already here, why not hold hands and smile Read More ... |
| It’s Scarlett Johansson On The Set of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Posted: 24 Apr 2013 09:30 AM PDT        Here’s Scarlett Johansson on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier yesterday where apparently she’ll tag along as Cap’s sidekick and God willing fight evil with her breasts some more while he just stands there going, “Shield? Anyone need a shield? There could be a gladiator fight, you never kno- ah, fuck it.” Photos: Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Lost Weight Posted: 24 Apr 2013 07:42 AM PDT        The last time we left Christina Aguilera, her gigantic ass orbited the American Music Awards forever enshrouding it in darkness. Except here she is looking noticeably thinner at the Time 100 Gala last night because apparently she’s one of our Most Influential People now. So just assume Hillary Clinton‘s on the voting committee. “Now our Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Named People’s Most Beautiful Woman, Organic Scone Bribery Suspected Posted: 24 Apr 2013 07:40 AM PDT        People magazine is apparently in the trolling business now because they just announced Gwyneth Paltrow as their 2013 World’s Most Beautiful Woman knowing full well everyone would go, “Wait, the child-starving plutocrat who thinks she can say nigger because her husband sang that song with Beyonce‘s husband? That Gwyneth Paltrow?” To which People will reply, Read More ... |
| Khloe Got Fired From ‘X Factor’ Because Kris Jenner Kept Trying To Get Mario Lopez Fired Posted: 24 Apr 2013 06:54 AM PDT        When Khloe Kardashian got fired from X Factor, everyone just assumed it was because she’s terrible and her only showbiz experience is being the (bastard half-)sister of some chick Ray J peed on and Mario Lopez is a consummate professional. Turns out Kris Jenner fucked everything up which, in hindsight, should’ve been everyone’s first guess. Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Miley Cyrus’ Long Ass Legs In Stripper Heels, And Other News Posted: 24 Apr 2013 06:13 AM PDT        - Of course Chelsea Handler is defending Reese Witherspoon. - Michael would’ve never abandoned Bubbles. That’s all I’m saying. - So who likes Asians? - Robert Downey Jr. thinks it’s hilarious to bring up the fact Gwyneth Paltrow was voted The Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood at press conferences. She, not Read More ... |
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