Thursday, April 4, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.4.13

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 12:30 PM PDT

Emma Watson Cleavage Hip Tattoo British GQ Cover Laurence Fishburne The Colony World Premiere Madonna Malawi Children Instagram Jeremy Renner Silver Tuxedo David O Russell Movie Brandi Glanville Cleavage Bravo New York Upfront Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Premiere Isla Fisher Beluga Whale SeaWorld
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a post where I show you the day’s ridiculous celeb pictures and (for the benefit of the six of you who actually read this) make up a bunch of assumptions about them. Today, however, turns out to be kind of special because I can literally just describe exactly Read More ...

The Hotel Owner Lindsay Lohan Blows To Get Into Parties Got Busted With Coke. What Are The Odds?

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 11:39 AM PDT

Lindsay Lohan Coke Hotel Room Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing Lindsay Lohan Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Coke Kissing
Back in 2011, we posted shady pics of Lindsay Lohan with Dream Hotel owner Vikram Chatwal (above) hours before he escorted her into a Fashion Week party at his hotel she wasn’t invited to. The two have been seen together on and off since then, and now comes word that Vikram was picked up Tuesday [...]

Kim Kardashian’s Stealing Clothes From The Renaissance Faire Now

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 10:02 AM PDT

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
Apparently none of the horrible maternity outfits she’s worn here, here and here have landed her a Weight Watchers deal yet, so here’s Kim Kardashian trying a new approach of eating ice cream in a medieval wedding gown. Personally, I would’ve made her carry around a giant drumstick, but that’s where Kris Jenner and I Read More ...

So Heidi Klum’s A Bionic Nazi Superwoman, There’s No Denying It Anymore

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 08:55 AM PDT

Heidi Klum Bikini Nipple Beach Rescue Riptide Hawaii Heidi Klum Bikini Nipple Beach Rescue Riptide Hawaii Heidi Klum Bikini Nipple Beach Rescue Riptide Hawaii Heidi Klum Bikini Nipple Beach Rescue Riptide Hawaii Heidi Klum Bikini Nipple Beach Rescue Riptide Hawaii Heidi Klum Bikini Nipple Beach Rescue Riptide Hawaii Heidi Klum Bikini Nipple Beach Rescue Riptide Hawaii
Earlier in the week, I made light of Heidi Klum claiming she “rescued” her son from drowning in the ocean, arrogantly thinking she embellished picking the kid up after a wave knocked him over. Then I saw these photos and JESUS CHRIST. Turns out Heidi Klum not only legitimately rescued her son and his nanny Read More ...

Hey, Look, It’s Amanda Bynes. OR IS IT?!

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 07:59 AM PDT

Amanda Bynes Covering Face Fur Hood Socks No Sandals Amanda Bynes Covering Face Fur Hood Socks No Sandals Amanda Bynes Covering Face Fur Hood Socks No Sandals Amanda Bynes Covering Face Fur Hood Socks No Sandals Amanda Bynes Covering Face Fur Hood Socks No Sandals Amanda Bynes Covering Face Fur Hood Socks No Sandals Amanda Bynes Covering Face Fur Hood Socks No Sandals
Here’s what several photo agencies and my own visual cognition are telling me is Amanda Bynes wandering around New York on her 27th birthday, except according to Amanda Bynes, this is an impostor Amanda Bynes because why wouldn’t there be someone out there so committed to making Amanda Bynes look bad she pierced both of Read More ...

Jill Martin’s Bikini Loves America And Other News

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 06:36 AM PDT

Jill Martin Bikini Jill Martin Bikini Jill Martin Bikini Jill Martin Bikini Jill Martin Bikini Jill Martin Bikini Jill Martin Bikini
- It’s Selena Gomez‘s fault Justin Bieber is acting like every single child star since Danny Bonaduce. - Squirt mayonnaise on Busta Rhymes‘ bun or shit is on. - Chivettes bored at work. - Nicki Minaj thinks she’s better than you. - The Fraggles Were Apparently Obsessed With Death Read More ...

No comments:

Post a Comment