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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13
- Amanda Bynes Found The Retweet Button
- The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
- If Anyone Gives A Shit, Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Settled Their Divorce
- This Ryan Lochte Interview Single-Handedly Restored My Faith In Broadcast Media
- Hilary Duff’s Mom-Boobs Will Heal America And Other News
- I Think They Found The Boston Marathon Suspects
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.19.13 Posted: 19 Apr 2013 12:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I promise doesn’t contain any Twitter-sharted most likely false info about the Boston Marathon suspects. Or does it? LIL BUB IS A ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE DEVICE CREATED BY DARPA TO DISTRACT US FROM SOPA PASSING CONGRESS!!11 HIS TONGUE IS A SECRET DATABASE FOR EVERYONE’S EMAILS AND PHONE CALLSFALSEFLAGFALSEFLAG!! Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Found The Retweet Button Posted: 19 Apr 2013 11:35 AM PDT        If you’ve visited Amanda Bynes‘ Twitter lately, you’ve probably noticed that she’s stopped writing crazy rants about the media not using the paparazzi photos she likes causes her eating disorder to flare up and has moved onto retweeting Photoshops from her fans that she likes. Photoshops which I’ve included below the jump and will later Read More ... |
| The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 19 Apr 2013 10:07 AM PDT        Things got kind of dark in that Kim Kardashian post, so here’s our weekly assortment of Playmate Instagrams to remind everyone, including me, that getting up in the morning is never a complete loss because there’s always some stupid shit on the Internet to look at. It’s what defines us a species. And, okay, will Read More ... |
| If Anyone Gives A Shit, Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Settled Their Divorce Posted: 19 Apr 2013 09:12 AM PDT        We have grave questions on our plate today from asking how truly vulnerable we are to domestic terrorism to how legal residents were able to stockpile a goddamn arsenal of explosives, firearms and rocket launchers, but what’s really on everyone’s mind is when are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries finally going to settle that divorce Read More ... |
| This Ryan Lochte Interview Single-Handedly Restored My Faith In Broadcast Media Posted: 19 Apr 2013 08:28 AM PDT  This really hasn’t been a banner week for anyone working in broadcast news (Mostly CNN.), so it’s encouraging to see two anchors reacting to the words somehow forming in Ryan Lochte‘s mouth with the proper level of professionalism they deserve. And by proper level I mean uncontrollably laughing so hard at the fact there’s no Read More ... |
| Hilary Duff’s Mom-Boobs Will Heal America And Other News Posted: 19 Apr 2013 07:35 AM PDT        - Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t show up to the Iron Man 3 premiere in London? But they’re your loyal subjects! - They’re remaking Weird Science now. - None of these breasts will make you face the grim reality of terrorism. - Selena Gomez is writing break-up songs for Taylor Swift now. Read More ... |
| I Think They Found The Boston Marathon Suspects Posted: 19 Apr 2013 06:04 AM PDT  So, yeah, I’m not even going to pretend we aren’t glued to this unfolding insanity like the rest of you, but titties and dick jokes coming soon. In the meantime, feel free to post your wild conspiracy theories in the comments like Obama personally smuggled these guys into the U.S. under his jacket, went “No Read More ... |
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