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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.15.13
- Explosions At Boston Marathon Confirmed As Bombs (UPDATE: Nobody Knows WTF)
- ‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’
- Clint Eastwood Was At Coachella. Wait, What?
- Katy Perry’s Breasts Were At Coachella
- Ireland Baldwin Was At Coachella
- The 2013 MTV Movie Awards
- Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Was A Belieber
- Hugh Jackman’s Stalker Threw Her Pubes At Him
- Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.15.13 Posted: 15 Apr 2013 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which comes on the heels of some horrible shit, so if you want to make fun of celebrities and/or ogle their breasts instead of looking at death and carnage because Read More ... |
| Explosions At Boston Marathon Confirmed As Bombs (UPDATE: Nobody Knows WTF) Posted: 15 Apr 2013 01:10 PM PDT  This was going to be a post about Teen Mom Farrah‘s sex tape, but two explosions just went off at the finish line of the Boston Marathon with unconfirmed reports flying around Twitter that police have done a controlled explosion of a homemade device that failed to go off, and a gas explosion is probably Read More ... |
| ‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’ Posted: 15 Apr 2013 11:08 AM PDT        “Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?” “Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!” Here’s the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but a swimsuit on. At Read More ... |
| Clint Eastwood Was At Coachella. Wait, What? Posted: 15 Apr 2013 10:19 AM PDT        Francesca Eastwood is really trying to make a name for herself in Hollywood, and what better way to do that than to drag poor Clint Eastwood to Coachella where he’ll not only stick out like a sore thumb, but God willing, spend the whole time talking like his character from Gran Torino. “Bleh. Nuthin’ but Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Breasts Were At Coachella Posted: 15 Apr 2013 09:50 AM PDT        Because John Mayer‘s in New York, here’s Katy Perry at Coachella, the farthest she can be away from him without leaving the country. More importantly, she’s wearing a bikini top, so did you like how I tried to pretend this post is a clever observation about geography? It’s fun to lie to yourself. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Read More ... |
| Ireland Baldwin Was At Coachella Posted: 15 Apr 2013 09:00 AM PDT        Ireland Baldwin and her “Professional Stand Up Paddle Surfer” boyfriend Slater Trout (Yup.) were at Coachella over the weekend, so here are those pics because you people can’t get enough of her and/or really want to give Alec Baldwin an aneurysm. On that note, if you’re like me and think these aren’t her best shots, Read More ... |
| Posted: 15 Apr 2013 07:50 AM PDT        The 2013 MTV Movie Awards were last night and literally all you need to know is Selena Gomez looked phenomenal/was the only one from Spring Breakers who showed up while Jennifer Lawrence‘s breasts didn’t even bother, Melanie Iglesias suddenly became important, Snooki and JWoww looked like goddamn wax monsters, and everyone’s supposed to believe Aubrey Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Was A Belieber Posted: 15 Apr 2013 06:53 AM PDT        Before this weekend, if you had asked me what’s the worst thing Justin Bieber‘s ever done to a woman, I would’ve said raped Mariah Yeater then used his power and influence to destroy her in the press by making it look like the resulting baby was her drug addict ex-boyfriend’s. Except that was then and Read More ... |
| Hugh Jackman’s Stalker Threw Her Pubes At Him Posted: 15 Apr 2013 05:05 AM PDT        While these may look like boring photos of Hugh Jackman politely shaking hands with random fans in New York yesterday, they become pretty goddamn amazing once you realize his morning would’ve sent most celebrities sobbing into a panic room. The New York Post reports: A deranged female stalker burst into Hugh Jackman's West Village gym Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News Posted: 15 Apr 2013 05:00 AM PDT        - Tom Cruise believes he’s descended from Irish knights now, so I’ll just assume he forgot the word Jedi because he’s dyslexic. - Lindsay Lohan won’t go to rehab now because they won’t let her take Adderall, so this should end well. - Legs For Days, and no, these aren’t Amanda Bynes Read More ... |
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