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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.3.13
- Ke$ha Eyeball Raped Johnny Depp, That’s The Only Way To Read This
- Jon Hamm Is Thrilled His Penis Is Getting Its Picture Taken Again, Just Thrilled
- Hayden Panettiere Thinks Her Body Can Survive Birthing Wladimir Klitschko’s Giant Children
- So This Lamar Odom Cancer Charity Business
- Lindsay Lohan Posed For These Bikini Photos Instead of Flying Back To New York
- Good Morning, Kendra Upskirt, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.3.13 Posted: 03 Apr 2013 01:00 PM PDT        “You ever dance with the devil in the pa– You know what? I’m talking about sex. I’d like to pay you both for sex.” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I just want to start out by saying I really do shoot for variety with this thing, but when a certain British soccer Read More ... |
| Ke$ha Eyeball Raped Johnny Depp, That’s The Only Way To Read This Posted: 03 Apr 2013 11:39 AM PDT        Apparently Ke$ha and Johnny Depp shared a tender moment at a recent benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy. And by tender moment I mean she thought they were fucking inside each others’ eyeballs while he kept silently wondering if he was seeing frog people again. Via tooFab: “Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the Read More ... |
| Jon Hamm Is Thrilled His Penis Is Getting Its Picture Taken Again, Just Thrilled Posted: 03 Apr 2013 10:37 AM PDT        Jon Hamm‘s already made it clear to Rolling Stone that he hates the Internet’s looking at his large penis, so understandably he’s not going to be exactly chipper when he spots the paparazzi. A situation I can sympathize with because people don’t understand men like Jon and I have thoughts and feelings, too. Did you Read More ... |
| Hayden Panettiere Thinks Her Body Can Survive Birthing Wladimir Klitschko’s Giant Children Posted: 03 Apr 2013 09:32 AM PDT        “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” “Hayden, we had sex two days ago.” “I know. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Hayden Panettiere‘s in the latest issue of Glamour where she opens up about her intense desire to be a mother which I don’t even need to make a snarky comment about because here’s the size of her fiance and here’s the size of her Read More ... |
| So This Lamar Odom Cancer Charity Business Posted: 03 Apr 2013 08:37 AM PDT        To bring everyone up to speed, ESPN On The Line recently ran a report about athletes’ questionable charities and one of them was Lamar Odom‘s Cathy’s Kids named after his mother who died from cancer. Turns out since its inception in 2004, it hasn’t given a single dime to cancer research but has paid Lamar’s Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Posed For These Bikini Photos Instead of Flying Back To New York Posted: 03 Apr 2013 07:16 AM PDT        After conveniently fleeing to a non-extradition country bordering Colombia, criminal mastermind Lindsay Lohan was supposed to fly back to New York Sunday night, but instead got off her plane at the last minute and stayed in Brazil despite even her enablers saying that’s a horrible fucking idea. So here she is making some quick cash Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Kendra Upskirt, And Other News Posted: 03 Apr 2013 06:18 AM PDT        - Amy Poehler‘s dating Nick Kroll? No… - So, wait, Courtney Stodden on the cover of “Girls & Corpses” wasn’t an April Fool’s Joke? Jesus. - A few things that make no sense about The Walking Dead. - Vanessa Hudgens‘ new single “$$$ex” has a teaser. Of course. - This Read More ... |
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