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- I Wrote a Review of ‘Thor’
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.9.11
- Paz de la Huerta is a Complicated Woman, And Sometimes Hold Her Boobs
- Chris Brown’s Mom Got Him The Perfect Birthday Present
- Penelope Cruz & Vanessa Hudgens: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Premiere
- Karissa Shannon’s in a Bikini Again and Other News
- I Made Christina Aguilera Better
- Jessica Simpson Isn’t Wearing Any Pants
- Marg Helgenberger Calls Justin Bieber a ‘Brat,’ Accuses Him of Cake-Punching
- Katie Holmes Looks Pregnant Again
| Posted: 09 May 2011 07:58 PM PDT  As promised, here’s my review of the Kenneth Branagh-directed Thor which is a little off the beaten path of celebrity schadenfreude and more or less an excuse for me to get my nerd on. On that note, I’m going to try and hit the other big three comic flicks of the summer: X-Men: First Class, Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.9.11 Posted: 09 May 2011 01:30 PM PDT    “Is that a Chris Brown post down there? Goddammit…” Welcome to the Monday Crap We Missed where we take a full weekend in Hollywood antics and turn it into a highlight reel of smurf-boner deflators, Fez right before he picks up his prom date, and another tip ‘o the cap to the Lollipop Guild. And if Read More ... |
| Paz de la Huerta is a Complicated Woman, And Sometimes Hold Her Boobs Posted: 09 May 2011 12:47 PM PDT    Here’s Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta posing for Esquire.com, and looking remarkably good for someone who I would’ve sworn a few weeks ago was Jennifer Garner’s twin that didn’t get enough oxygen in the womb. I’m talking you could’ve told me the hospital cut Paz off Jennifer Garner’s elbow then put her in Read More ... |
| Chris Brown’s Mom Got Him The Perfect Birthday Present Posted: 09 May 2011 12:07 PM PDT    “You didn’t like my cake? I’mma beat yo’ ass like you peeped my phone… HAHA! Psyche! We cool, we cool.” Because still sitting in jail for assault is for chumps, Chris Brown celebrated his 22nd birthday in Vegas Saturday night and pretty much had a care-free time. Which makes it even more hilarious that his mom Read More ... |
| Penelope Cruz & Vanessa Hudgens: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Premiere Posted: 09 May 2011 09:48 AM PDT    There are exactly two things people are going to talk about regarding last night’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere: Did anyone even ask for this movie? Penelope Cruz’s cleavage, and How hard can Johnny Depp sell out? Vanessa Hudgens‘ outfit. Which is a shame considering one of these chicks isn’t even in Read More ... |
| Karissa Shannon’s in a Bikini Again and Other News Posted: 09 May 2011 08:58 AM PDT    - Kid Rock will be the next victim of a Comedy Central roast. - Looks like Jodie Foster should have gone with that re-write where they torture the Read More ... |
| I Made Christina Aguilera Better Posted: 09 May 2011 08:57 AM PDT    True story: In all my years writing the site, this is literally the first time I thought to do this. Whether that says more about Christina Aguilera or myself is entirely open for debate, but I dare anyone to look at the rest of these pics and then tell me what happened here wasn’t necessary. Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson Isn’t Wearing Any Pants Posted: 09 May 2011 07:52 AM PDT    Here’s a pantsless Jessica Simpson on a photo shoot in Beverly Hills Saturday where she apparently posed with her sister Ashlee and nephew Bronx Mowgli. Because if there’s one things children love, it’s carelessly exposed vaginas. Just ask Britney Spears‘ kids provided they can stop screaming and yelling about the turkey sandwich that tried to Read More ... |
| Marg Helgenberger Calls Justin Bieber a ‘Brat,’ Accuses Him of Cake-Punching Posted: 09 May 2011 07:19 AM PDT    CSI star Marg Helgenberger (above) gave a surprisingly candid interview in Paris over the weekend where she accused recent guest star Justin Bieber (Seen here making the Catholic Church pope-jaculate into its robe.) of being kind of a little dick. Via RadarOnline: "I shouldn't be saying this," the stunning 52-year-old told an interviewer, "but he was Read More ... |
| Katie Holmes Looks Pregnant Again Posted: 08 May 2011 11:43 PM PDT    “Wait. Hot dogs don’t have testicles or a fireman attached to them…” There used to be a time when you couldn’t clear a Thetan without hearing about Katie Holmes being pregnant again. Especially with Tom Cruise’s insatiable hunger for a male heir to bring a new golden age to Lilliput. That said, it actually looks like Read More ... |
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