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- Ashton Kutcher Replacing Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’
- Miley Cyrus Bikini Photos From Brazil
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.12.11
- Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now
- Amber Rose Trashes Kanye West
- So Tom Sizemore Might’ve Killed His Girlfriend
- What’s Up, Uma Thurman? and Other News
- Jennifer Aniston Deepthroating a Banana in Lingerie
- The Situation Wouldn’t Pay His Dad’s Medical Bills
- Hayden Panettiere is Single, Too
- Bar Refaeli is Single. Again.
- Jessica Alba in a Bikini (Warning: May Contain Pregnancy)
| Ashton Kutcher Replacing Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’ Posted: 12 May 2011 10:07 PM PDT    “Remember, Desmond Hume is your constant.” Wait, wrong bearded guy. If you’re like me, you just assumed Charlie Sheen appearing on Entourage would be the most douche-filled casting news you’d hear all week and got to work engraving the trophy. Well, put down that chisel, mon frere, for au contraire, according to The Hollywood Reporter: Two sources Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Bikini Photos From Brazil Posted: 12 May 2011 01:44 PM PDT    For the Lord doth heard my cries and madeth this day raineth over with bikinis, here’s Miley Cyrus vacationing in Rio today where she was forced to take bikini photos of Tish which explains all the salvia smoking and rampant vagina diddling. If my mom made me take bikini pictures of her, Navy SEALs would Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.12.11 Posted: 12 May 2011 01:43 PM PDT    Welcome to The Crap We Missed which according to the above photo as well as this and this has turned into a chronicle of a husband and wife committing bestial adultery. We also discover that 50 Cent is blind in both eyes and possibly a deaf-mute, as well as Khloe proving all those people right Read More ... |
| Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now Posted: 12 May 2011 01:08 PM PDT    Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli’s relationship isn’t even in the ground yet, and already People is reporting he’s been spotted out with Ashley Greene which makes all kinds of sense to anyone following her Post-Joe Jonas Hollywood Impure WienerFest™. Somewhere in Russia, Wladimir Klitschko is kicking himself for not calling her fast enough. “Stupid, Wladimir. Read More ... |
| Posted: 12 May 2011 12:12 PM PDT    Amber Rose poses for the latest issue of KING where she opens up about dating the much younger Wiz Khalifa because the two of them are from Pennsylvania, and I seriously wish someone would’ve informed me that’s the only criteria here. I can call myself funny names, too: What's the difference between this relationship with Wiz Read More ... |
| So Tom Sizemore Might’ve Killed His Girlfriend Posted: 12 May 2011 11:15 AM PDT    What? This guy? Get outta here. Tom Sizemore’s 25-year-old girlfriend (No red flags there.) went missing on March 31 after living with the actor for six months. According to TMZ, police will neither confirm nor deny whether Tom is a person of interest: Law enforcement sources confirm … Tom was questioned recently and has “been very cooperative” Read More ... |
| What’s Up, Uma Thurman? and Other News Posted: 12 May 2011 10:56 AM PDT    Posted By Photo Boy - Nick Cannon won Mariah Carey over with his soft, luscious pubes. No, really. - Jon Hamm got plastered in England. - Angelina Jolie keeps on getting stupid tattoos. - Gwyneth Paltrow flashing her hot chest bones cleavage. - Leonardo DiCaprio got tired of this. - Cameron Diaz, even Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston Deepthroating a Banana in Lingerie Posted: 12 May 2011 09:59 AM PDT    Remember all those times I said Jennifer Aniston’s acting is like watching your sister get an abortion? That was a typo. Adding… Someone’s getting Day Man’d. Jennifer Aniston Read More ... |
| The Situation Wouldn’t Pay His Dad’s Medical Bills Posted: 12 May 2011 09:21 AM PDT    He will, however, lift up his shirt with the charisma of a day-shift stripper. Close enough. Yesterday, videos featuring The Situation’s dad Frank Sorrentino finally came to people’s attention after a week of sitting on YouTube, and long story short, his main thesis is “Fuck the little fuck.” Literally. While Frank made it clear that his Read More ... |
| Hayden Panettiere is Single, Too Posted: 12 May 2011 08:25 AM PDT    Because it’s Break-Up Day on The Superficial, Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko apparently got sick of answering questions about how his penis doesn’t murder her and have released separate statements announcing their separation. Hers via the Shire Thain, and his by courier from Jotunheim, land of the Frost Giants. People reports: “Even though we’ve decided splitting Read More ... |
| Posted: 12 May 2011 07:47 AM PDT    Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly split which is somehow big news this morning despite the fact they break-up every other year to spice things up. Page Six reports: The source added: “Neither were ready to settle down, and both have busy careers that have been taking them in different directions.” Rumors of an impending split Read More ... |
| Jessica Alba in a Bikini (Warning: May Contain Pregnancy) Posted: 12 May 2011 06:57 AM PDT    Here’s an extremely pregnant Jessica Alba vacationing in Mexico yesterday demonstrating just how cheap Cash Warren is. Dude, if you wanted your wife to have bigger breasts, decent implants are, what? Ten grand? I know you only get a small weekly allowance, but sometimes you have to be a man and beg your wife for Read More ... |
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