Tuesday, October 4, 2011

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Buffy Reunion! James Marsters And Charisma Carpenter Play A Married Couple On Supernatural

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 11:05 AM PDT

Try as we might, we’re always going to look at this photo of James Marsters and Charisma Carpenter‘s episode of Supernatural and see a bitchy cheerleader and the coolest British vampire we’ve ever met. But OK, we’ll play along—the Buffy alums play a married couple getting a divorce, who run afoul of the Winchester brothers (Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles).

Oh, and Charisma plays a witch, hence her posing in the pic. Their episode, “Shut Up, Dr. Phil,” airs October 21 on The CW—the network that James and Charisma knew as The WB way back when they were Spike and Cordelia.

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The Daily WTF: Australian Beetles Dying Off Because They Won’t Stop Having Sex With Beer Bottles

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 10:25 AM PDT


Okay, here’s the new tagline I’m pitching to Foster’s: “Beetle sex partners: Australian for ‘beer.’” It’s true, basically! In Australian, the amber-colored jewel beetle is dying out because all the dude beetles would rather have sex with beer bottles than lady beetles. Men, AM I RIGHT?

Here’s the gist: people are tossing brown beer bottles onto the side of the road (because: Australia), and they happen to have the same coloring and capacity for light reflection as female jewel beetles. The males view these giant, shiny bottles as extra-attractive lady specimens. So they’re going over and trying to fuck them, and when it doesn’t work, they keep trying and trying until they fry to death in the sun or get eaten by another creature.

It’s like RealDolls for beetles, except the RealDolls kill these guys instead of creating fodder for sad, mopey Ryan Gosling characters.

(via BuzzFeed)

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A Look Back At Blake Lively And Leonardo DiCaprio’s Relationship

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 09:38 AM PDT

Sad news: Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively have broken up! After only five months, and only a few events we actually saw them together at, their reps confirmed that their summer romance is over. Predictably, they “remain friends.” So let’s recall the many times they were photographed together in some exotic city — Venice, Monte Carlo, NYC — and keep on humming “Summer Lovin’” to ourselves.

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Listen To Some Of Trent Reznor’s Spooky Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Score

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 09:36 AM PDT

A Girl with the Dragon Tattoo-themed tumblr called Mouth Taped Shut put up a preview of Trent Reznor-created music that will presumably serve as score for the film. The music was actually created with the tools we see in the video — it’s all scanners and printers and stuff.

It’s definitely cool and atmospheric for four minutes, I just wonder if too much of this means the soundtrack will suffer for the gimmick. Additionally, composers usually score to the locked picture — meaning they’re writing music based on what they say and not trying to fit preconceived tunes onto the soundtrack.

(via)

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The Cast Of Melancholia Looks Happy Enough On The Red Carpet

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 09:36 AM PDT

Which of these three Melancholia actors is your favorite? Personally, I’m going to have to go with Charlotte Gainsbourg. I know she’s wearing sequined pants that make her look like she has a penis, but that weird little Frenchie gets me every time. Actually, maybe that’s part of why I like her.

As you can see, A-Skars is on his A-game.

Similarly: K-Dunst.

Touseled hair and lopsided smirk for the win!

Only true art house royalty could pull off this look.

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Gallery: The 10 Worst Lady Gaga Halloween Costumes

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 09:13 AM PDT

Walking through the train station this morning, I overheard a woman say, “It’s time to start thinking about Christmas.” I wanted to grab her by the shoulder and shake her, screaming that it’s only the beginning of October. Christmas is almost three months away and it’s definitely not time to start thinking about it!

It is, however, high time we all start considering Halloween. The line between a good Lady Gaga costume and a bad Lady Gaga costume is thin — sometimes the outfit can be more hilarious and over-the-top for its utter shoddiness. But only sometimes. Here are the 10 worst-but-kinda-best Lady Gaga costumes floating around the Internet.

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Rolling Stone Spain Shoots First Non-Jailbait Pics Of Taylor Momsen

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 08:49 AM PDT

Taylor Momsen likes to take some of her clothes off and give an angsty teen version of sex eyes. We know this much is true. And now that she’s 18, photographers can feel comfortable snapping away with abandon because hey, it’s totally not creepy anymore.

Momsen’s latest photoshoot is for Rolling Stone Spain, and accompanies an article that no doubt talks about The Pretty Reckless like it’s a real band and not a scheme of Little Jenny Humphry‘s that got out of control. The thing is, it kind of is a real band now, for all intents and purposes. They are opening for Evanescence on their fall tour, guaranteeing more generic, post-grunge, late-nineties arena rock than you can shake a Hot Topic platform boot at. It’s simultaneously comforting and disturbing to know that kids have the same shitty taste in “modern rock” that I had when I was a kid…so long as there are suburbs without any kind of cool underground culture, this genre is never going to die.

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Kudos To Jennifer Aniston For Saying No To A Brad Pitt Lookalike For Zach Galifianakis’ Between Two Ferns Skit

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 08:34 AM PDT

Could we be reaching the home stretch of the “poor Jennifer Aniston is a loveless spinster” era? Last week she proudly posed with boyfriend Justin Theroux, and today we hear a story from Zach Galifianakis about Jen actually standing up for herself when he wanted to make a joke at her expense.

The way he told it (at last weekend’s New Yorker Festival) was that he had a great plan to use a Brad Pitt lookalike in his Between Two Ferns sketch with Jennifer on Funny Or Die. But when he ran the joke by Jennifer — that Zach would pretend that he thought this guy was actually Brad — she was less than happy.

“She looked at me like, ‘What the fuck?’ And I totally agreed with her. How rude of me to do that! Why would she want to talk about that? She gets inundated with that shit all the time. I totally understood.”

Even if the tabloids continue to spin the story of Jennifer sitting at home crying over her Friends DVDs, this anecdote shows she’s obviously still got power. Consider how Zach didn’t pull any punches when dissing January Jones a few months ago. Either he’s scared of Jennifer, or actually respects her. Six years after her divorce, she deserves at least that much.

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Is This The Last Year For The Simpsons?

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 08:09 AM PDT


Could it really be true? Could FOX actually cancel The Simpsons after 23 seasons on the air? Executives at the network have threatened to drop the axe on the beloved cartoon if its voice actors won’t agree to a 45% pay cut. And it’s looking like they may not take the decrease.

Evidently, cast members Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, and Harry Shearer offered to take a 30% pay cut in exchange for a piece of the show’s back-end profits, but Fox said no thanks. This isn’t the first time the show has struggled with money negotiations, and it’s always worked out in the past, so likely, they’ll reach an agreement again.

But is that necessarily such a good thing? Does anyone still watch The Simpsons? I’ll got to bat for the series as a true work of brilliance any day, but 23 seasons is a lot of seasons! And the general consensus (on tumblr, in overheard conversations in line at the grocery store – you know, science stuff) is that the show is only continuing to go downhill with each new season. So maybe it’s time to bid Homer, Bart and the gang a proper farewell? I’m sorry if I’ve made you mad – I know how Simpsons fans can get.

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: Kelsey Grammer’s Penis

Posted: 04 Oct 2011 07:44 AM PDT

Monday night's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showcased "recurring" housewives Brandi and Dana. But there were plenty of zingers from our regulars, especially when it came to Dana's absurd opulence and Kelsey Grammer's penis. Here's a look at "$25,000 Sunglasses?!" dramatically reenacted by Barbies.

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